Sex Before 30?

[Glendora Christianson]

Sex before 30 is just plain dirty!

I just want to thank our Godly Republican led Department of Health and Human Services' $50 million Abstinence Education Program for this (very realistic and holy) new standard.

More at this abc (always be Christian) news link: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2619061

PS In advance, YES, I have told Skeeter his girlfriends must go . . . and there will be NO Mming either!

I'm proud of my abstinent 25 year old son Skeeter!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Sex Before 30?

If that's so, Glendora, why are there so many teen CHRISTIAN pregnancies?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Sex Before 30?

If that's so, Glendora, why are there so many teen CHRISTIAN pregnancies?

Perhaps you should reword that question, Rachael, and the question will be the answer as well:

If that's so, Glendora, why are there so many teen FALSE CHRISTIAN pregnancies?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Sex Before 30?

How old is Sister Thumper? In her 30's or thereabouts, surely. And she has an adolescent son Tater, so therefore she would have had to have him before age 30.
So how do you explain that one then?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sex Before 30?

How old is Sister Thumper? In her 30's or thereabouts, surely. And she has an adolescent son Tater, so therefore she would have had to have him before age 30.
So how do you explain that one then?

Let me guess....your backtalk is because of your 28 day per month case of PMS....? Sometimes I swear I wish your limp wristed husband you give you what for, like my Father proudly did with my mother.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Sex Before 30?

If that's so, Glendora, why are there so many teen CHRISTIAN pregnancies?

Because of Muslims and athiests, who can't resist raping innocent white True Christian™ girls. And who or what Sister Thumper did in her old life before she was Saved® is nobody's business.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Sex Before 30?

Let me guess....your backtalk is because of your 28 day per month case of PMS....? Sometimes I swear I wish your limp wristed husband you give you what for, like my Father proudly did with my mother.

Because of Muslims and athiests, who can't resist raping innocent white True Christian™ girls. And who or what Sister Thumper did in her old life before she was Saved® is nobody's business.

Translation:
'Dammit, that horrible Rachael is right, and rather than ever admit it, let's blame it on PMS and hope nobody notices.'

[adiaa]

Re: Sex Before 30?

omfgg are u <vile profanity removed>
me !!!!!!!thts so ****ed up u nasty grand people! god i cant see and old hag moaning up a storm

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Sex Before 30?

god i cant see...

Praise Jesus! It would appear that, as this fellow was halfway through penning a hateful liberal attack on God's favourite forum, Jesus made the infintely wise and compassionate decision to smite the heathen with blindness! Hallelujah! Praise HIM!
Deuteronomy 28:28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.

[Ixi]

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Ummm.....Adia isn't blind. It is just a phrase.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Sex Before 30?

Ummm.....Adia isn't blind. It is just a phrase.

Speaking of your sister and this thread.
Is Adia the one that lost her virginity at 11?

I can understand she's 'pissed' at us then.
She's probably angry with the entire world, now that she cannot get married to a Godly husband. (since she is damaged goods)

Tell her I feel sorry for her.
Infact I feel sorry for all of you, since you're all going to burn in hell.

Praise Jesus for His righteous judgement.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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old hag moaning up a storm

How awful - this poor banned wretch had miscontrued Glendora's wonderful advice, and was viewing granny pr0n whilst posting here. Jesus weeps at such perversion!

Praise Jesus! It would appear that, as this fellow was halfway through penning a hateful liberal attack on God's favourite forum, Jesus made the infintely wise and compassionate decision to smite the heathen with blindness!

That, or all his furious M-ing had made him go as blind as the cataracted ladies he was lusting after.

[Glendora Christianson]

An update on Skeeter

I am so proud to report back to eveyone that my son Skeeter is officailly an abstinent young man! After talking to my son, he agreed to save himself for a future marriage. His girlfriends, Kioma and Irena both have agreed to become born again virgins as well. Meanwhile, all three will continue dating but will observe certain dating rules, dictated by Pastor Zeke. GLOATING MOTHER GLYNNDIE

[Ixi]

Re: Sex Before 30?

Yes, Adia is the one that lost her virginity. But you shouldn't feel sorry for her, or for us, we have more to our future than getting married to "Godly husbands".

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Sex Before 30?

Yes, Adia is the one that lost her virginity. But you shouldn't feel sorry for her, or for us, we have more to our future than getting married to "Godly husbands".

Dear pathetic child,

You have little more than STD's and welfare in your future.

You should find some good GODLY husbands to help take care of you tow wayward harlots (if you can find any).

Please don't get any that remind you of dear old Dad, because as we all know, he is in prison and that is not a very good example.

Pastor Zeke is a perfect example of what a GODLY husband should be like.

Helpful, Sister Thumper