[eliot mayfield]

Re: Landover boot camp

Well, I'm here and getting everything together. What a bunch of Godless heathans and cathylikers!!
There's porn openly dispayed where children can see it!!
Alcoholics puking and urinating on the street. This country is perfect to operate in. The local police are very friendly to potraits of U.S. presidents. We should have no problems whatsoever.
it's going to take a lot of work getting everything going. The4 kitchen is in bad shape, but these kids can live on MRE's until we get everything wired up. The electricity is different here, so I'll have to get some different plugs for the equipment.



I've pretty much got the interior ready though. Looks like the kiddos are going to get to shovel coal and learn to use a real old fashioned coal furnace too!

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Landover boot camp

Well, I just can't sleep. I'm so excited to get Delbert back on the path to Jesus! Mr. Mayfield, I'm sorry but I lost your address. I have the check ready to mail and I just need you to send me the address again.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Landover boot camp

Just send it to the main church office and mark "camp" on it and it'll get passed on to the right department.
Friends, look at this! These kids are coming to the camp. I can't wait to get my hands on those goths and those homer teens!

[Student of Landover]

Re: Landover boot camp

Just wondering, Mr. Mayfield, but how did you convince them to come to your camp. They look like they are so far steeped in sin that an appeal to their better nature wouldn't work. Are their parents going to bind them and send them via US Post?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Landover boot camp

Well, it's an old trick that other camps use. You tell them they're being givin a free vacation, or exchange school, anything like that. Then we meet them at the airport and once they get in the van and those doors slam shut, they're ours!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover boot camp

Praise Jesus Brother Eliot, and thank you for the work that you are doing on behalf of Jesus Christ, the manliest man who ever lived.

Anyway, I have a couple of slant goths for you. I can't honestly tell which they are man or female, because there doesn't seem to be any way of telling...being chinks and all. Anyway, during one of my special ministry junkets to the far east, Praise Jesus, these two were wandering the streets of Tokyo or Bangcock or some such cesspool of satan, and they somehow ended up in my entourage. I hope you can pray some sense into them....or whatever it is you do out there.

Maybe waterboarding would be effective in removing all that ridiculous clown makeup they smear all over themselves...Just a thought.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Landover boot camp

well, the first week is shock week. We break down all emotional defenses the child/teen has left. We want them crying like babies begging for their mothers!
only until that aim has been achieved, can we build them back up into True Christian youth full of self-confidence and Christ.

I believe the goths will not enjoy their entrance into the facility.




I just bought one of these babies for blasting the caked up layers of make up off those filthy kids.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Landover boot camp

Bumping because there are only two places free!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Landover boot camp

I just now ran across this while I was checking up on the competition.
look at this typical example of liebral propoganda! talk about twisting the facts and trying to make us look bad!

http://www.nospank.net/boot.htm

I am fuming at this kind of stuff! A kid stubs his toe and it's the cruel staff's fault!

[Student of Landover]

Re: Landover boot camp

Don't worry, Mr. Mayfield. The TrueChristians that you make out of these scum will spread the word about how your camp turned them into soldiers for Jesus or good, submissive women.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Landover boot camp

I have something to say in two parts. The first is what should Little Dell bring to the camp? Does he need anything besides his toothbrush and clothes? The second is this.



Well, I’ve been thinking a long time about what it was you all said about little Dell being too young for a 12 gauge. I always respect my elders Pastor Pistle, sir. But I just don’t rightly know. What I mean to say is that the Arabs could come carrying bombs at any minute! I mean if I’m out in the fields, who’s going to protect the family? I feel better on the Deere knowing that both of my boys can sling some lead at those terrorists. What if some illegal immigrant falls off of the train and decides he wants to pillage my farm? No, I reckon 10 is old enough to handle a 12 gauge. I mean what good is a ten gauge or a 410 against some Angle Dust crazed minority?

Now, Dell’s older brother, D.T. (Dick Trickle DeKalb) has got a 30.06 and he is good. Both boys can shoot a bow too. I don’t want to toot my own horn, but they are pretty good trackers and trappers as well. I like to think I’m raising them right, like my dad did me and his dad done him. The Dekalbs have won their fair share of turkey shoots, let me tell you. D.T. has learned to run the hounds as well and anytime some criminal escapes from the hooscow, we get the call to go after them.

I guess what I’m trying to get at is this, a father always wants to do what’s best. I got my 12 gauge at ten. How old was you when you got yours? Now, I don’t let him go running around with it willy-nilly. I mean I’m always nearby when he is carrying it. Ain’t no excuse for a gun accident except carelessness. That gun is on the top shelf and he can’t reach it. It just breaks my heart he didn’t take that deer. If it was my fault, I just don’t know what I’d do!. But those other kids got it so easy. They’re a bunch of twinkie eating faggots in the making! Just look at one of those cream filled golden things! Ain’t no DeKalb ever lived would put something like that in his mouth. No sir, my boys ain’t going to be no flabby fatty interior decorater. Ain’t going to happen even over my dead body because my wife would see to that!

Ain’t nobody perfect but God Almighty in Heaven Above! All we can do is do our best and I sure try. I mean it’s like my football coach used to say in grammar school. “You can be a man or a little sissy girl. Men take the hits and take the victory. You got to give back more than they give you. God don’t like sissy girls. God likes winners! Go out there and be men!” I want my boys to be winners. I pray Mr. Mayfield you can put little dell back on the path to rightousness.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Landover boot camp

I have something to say in two parts. The first is what should Little Dell bring to the camp? Does he need anything besides his toothbrush and clothes? The second is this.



Well, I’ve been thinking a long time about what it was you all said about little Dell being too young for a 12 gauge. I always respect my elders Pastor Pistle, sir. But I just don’t rightly know. What I mean to say is that the Arabs could come carrying bombs at any minute! I mean if I’m out in the fields, who’s going to protect the family? I feel better on the Deere knowing that both of my boys can sling some lead at those terrorists. What if some illegal immigrant falls off of the train and decides he wants to pillage my farm? No, I reckon 10 is old enough to handle a 12 gauge. I mean what good is a ten gauge or a 410 against some Angle Dust crazed minority?

Now, Dell’s older brother, D.T. (Dick Trickle DeKalb) has got a 30.06 and he is good. Both boys can shoot a bow too. I don’t want to toot my own horn, but they are pretty good trackers and trappers as well. I like to think I’m raising them right, like my dad did me and his dad done him. The Dekalbs have won their fair share of turkey shoots, let me tell you. D.T. has learned to run the hounds as well and anytime some criminal escapes from the hooscow, we get the call to go after them.

I guess what I’m trying to get at is this, a father always wants to do what’s best. I got my 12 gauge at ten. How old was you when you got yours? Now, I don’t let him go running around with it willy-nilly. I mean I’m always nearby when he is carrying it. Ain’t no excuse for a gun accident except carelessness. That gun is on the top shelf and he can’t reach it. It just breaks my heart he didn’t take that deer. If it was my fault, I just don’t know what I’d do!. But those other kids got it so easy. They’re a bunch of twinkie eating faggots in the making! Just look at one of those cream filled golden things! Ain’t no DeKalb ever lived would put something like that in his mouth. No sir, my boys ain’t going to be no flabby fatty interior decorater. Ain’t going to happen even over my dead body because my wife would see to that!

Ain’t nobody perfect but God Almighty in Heaven Above! All we can do is do our best and I sure try. I mean it’s like my football coach used to say in grammar school. “You can be a man or a little sissy girl. Men take the hits and take the victory. You got to give back more than they give you. God don’t like sissy girls. God likes winners! Go out there and be men!” I want my boys to be winners. I pray Mr. Mayfield you can put little dell back on the path to rightousness.

Where ere you from, boy....Arkansas? Ten year olds are just not big enough for a 12ga. Get the boy a little 30-30 Winchester or something like that. A Ruger ranch rifle in 7.62x39 will put the fear of the REAL god into those mudslums and he can use a nice 40 round mag with a red dot. Or even in 5.56. Mine is nice, and easier to wheel around the yard than my M1A.

I'm tellin' you that if you put too much kick into that kid's shoulder it will make him flinch for the rest of his life. For a handgun get him a Glock 19. When he gets used to it you can switch him up to one of those Springfield Armory SD semis. I fired one last week and it's SWEET. No more recoil than a 9, but it's in .45ACP. I liked it so much that I ordered one the next day.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Landover boot camp

Mr. DeKalb,
I'm sorry, but I've been very busy getting things ready. Delbert will need nothing but a toothbrush and a passport. The passport will be surrended to me upon arrival.
As all students will be searched, it's useless to try to bring anything more.
Thank you

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Landover boot camp

I'm from Crawford county Indiana.
we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one.
Mr. Mayfield, I will have little Dell over there as soon as his passport gets here. I'm getting more worried about him. He needs to be there ASAP.

[soupblah]

Re: Landover boot camp

I'm from Crawford county Indiana.
we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one.
Mr. Mayfield, I will have little Dell over there as soon as his passport gets here. I'm getting more worried about him. He needs to be there ASAP.

call me crazy but couldnt you just try to deal with your son on your own instead of sending him off to someone that you dont even know

parenting is never easy and you have to deal with the problems that come along the way

you have to try your hardest to raise your son right and if he did not turn out the way you wanted him to then try again until he gets it right

just giving up and sending him off to someone else because you didnt do your job right as a father is the cowards way out