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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #31
    Re: Landover boot camp

    Originally posted by soupblah View Post
    call me crazy but couldnt you just try to deal with your son on your own instead of sending him off to someone that you dont even know

    parenting is never easy and you have to deal with the problems that come along the way

    you have to try your hardest to raise your son right and if he did not turn out the way you wanted him to then try again until he gets it right

    just giving up and sending him off to someone else because you didnt do your job right as a father is the cowards way out

    Landover Camp is staffed by trained professinals in both the military and the field of education. It is for last chance kids, like goths and the like. Mr. DeKalb failed his son. But at least he has the sense to rectify his mistake. Thank God parents like him love their children enough to ship them over here!

    update:
    I have sent PM messages to all of you concerned. we're up and running! If you want a videotape of your child's progress it could be a problem due to some silliness with different regions! I'm working out a way to get around this problem.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • not_satan
      Satan's Party Ewe
       
      • Nov 2006
      • 56

      #32
      Re: Landover boot camp

      well from what you've been planning to do on this site I'd say that he's quite right to be wary of you now that you've lost your mind

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      • not_satan
        Satan's Party Ewe
         
        • Nov 2006
        • 56

        #33
        Re: Landover boot camp

        Yeah...I mean...on many things on this forum I've questioned stuff and argued with people who regularly use it and so on.......

        but a vegan cooking class?! **** THAT

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        • not_satan
          Satan's Party Ewe
           
          • Nov 2006
          • 56

          #34
          Re: Landover boot camp

          aaaaaaaaaand you do realize that taking someone out of the country against their will is called kidnapping?

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #35
            Re: Landover boot camp

            Originally posted by not_satan View Post
            aaaaaaaaaand you do realize that taking someone out of the country against their will is called kidnapping?
            It is if criminals do it for illicit purposes. When TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM) do it to save souls, it is perfectly fine.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • not_satan
              Satan's Party Ewe
               
              • Nov 2006
              • 56

              #36
              Re: Landover boot camp

              I am fuming at this kind of stuff! A kid stubs his toe and it's the cruel staff's fault![/QUOTE]

              uuuuuuummmmmm I'm pretty sure that they didn't mention a stubbed toe at all?

              NO it looked more like kids were getting raped, maimed, tortured and killed by loonytunes like yourself

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              • not_satan
                Satan's Party Ewe
                 
                • Nov 2006
                • 56

                #37
                Re: Landover boot camp

                Actually no

                anyone who takes anyone else out of the country is guilty of kidnapping... no matter what your beliefs or reasons are

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                • not_satan
                  Satan's Party Ewe
                   
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 56

                  #38
                  Re: Landover boot camp

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

                  update:
                  I have sent PM messages to all of you concerned. we're up and running! If you want a videotape of your child's progress it could be a problem due to some silliness with different regions! I'm working out a way to get around this problem.
                  hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

                  i wonder why customs would find videotapes of children being toruted questionable

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #39
                    Re: Landover boot camp

                    Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                    uuuuuuummmmmm I'm pretty sure that they didn't mention a stubbed toe at all?

                    NO it looked more like kids were getting raped, maimed, tortured and killed by loonytunes like yourself
                    ME?!?!?! I am not a school counselor. I am a pastor. Children must be taught a little discipline, and Christian Outreach academies are EXACTLY what is needed. Sure a few of the weak and mentally unfit are going to fail, but the rest will be trained to the proper standards and be able to go out into the world as missionaries!
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #40
                      Re: Landover boot camp

                      Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                      Actually no

                      anyone who takes anyone else out of the country is guilty of kidnapping... no matter what your beliefs or reasons are
                      Nonsense! Your little child doesn't want to take a bath and throws a fit. Is it improper to make them? No. The child refuses to go to school. Do you make them go? Of course you do. A child refuses to accept JESUS and is in danger of losing their immortal soul. Do you send them the Christian boot camp? YES! Even if they die, they will be saved.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • not_satan
                        Satan's Party Ewe
                         
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 56

                        #41
                        Re: Landover boot camp

                        Taking baths and going to school are very...VERY different than kidnapping for the purposes of taking them to a country where human rights laws are far below those in North America.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #42
                          Re: Landover boot camp

                          Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                          Taking baths and going to school are very...VERY different than kidnapping for the purposes of taking them to a country where human rights laws are far below those in North America.
                          Yes. They're a lot less important.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Jesus is Lord
                            Devout seeker of the Truth™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 639

                            #43
                            Re: Landover boot camp

                            Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                            Taking baths and going to school are very...VERY different than kidnapping for the purposes of taking them to a country where human rights laws are far below those in North America.
                            It is not kidnapping for the parents of the child to take that child somewhere.
                            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                            • not_satan
                              Satan's Party Ewe
                               
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 56

                              #44
                              Re: Landover boot camp

                              Well thats not exactly what was said. "We lure them to us and then when the door to the van is shut their ours"

                              I would still call that kidnapping.....even if you have consent from the parents...if customs knew what you were planning.....they'd have batons all over over your asses faster than you can say "praise christ"

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                              • eliot mayfield
                                God Squad
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9324

                                #45
                                Re: Landover boot camp

                                Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                                Well thats not exactly what was said. "We lure them to us and then when the door to the van is shut their ours"

                                I would still call that kidnapping.....even if you have consent from the parents...if customs knew what you were planning.....they'd have batons all over over your asses faster than you can say "praise christ"

                                Ah, you are saddly misinformed. A minor has no rights. The parents make all the legal decisions. Bootcamps for teens are televised in many countries. I have discussed this with the Czechoslovakian authorities and we came to an agreement. There is no problem.
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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