[Noah Sole]

Re: Cheap Swords

Well, that's annoying. I called in sick to work to go and pick up the sword, so I could get it as quickly as possible. Then I rather stupidly put it in my bedroom and settled down to read my KJV for a few hours:

Job 19:29
Be ye afraid of the sword: for wrath [bringeth] the punishments of the sword, that ye may know [there is] a judgment.

Now I'm too scared to go in to my bedroom and will have to sleep on the fold out bed.

There are a lot of obstacles to this sword business. Landover ought to provide little guides to fulfilling various commands including warnings about other commands that may be relevant. I know I for one would cheerfully have paid whatever that would have cost in order to avoid having to seal off one room of my house, convert another into a bedroom and replace all my clothes.

It may be that I summon up the courage later, but for now that seems the only option.

Sister Catherine, fear not. As we are told:

Deuteronomy 32:25
The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs.

Unless you fit into one of these categories you have nothing to fear!!

All the best

Noah

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Cheap Swords

I'm not married...

[Noah Sole]

Re: Cheap Swords

That's very interesting but not one of the categories mentioned.

YIC

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Cheap Swords

It was my coy attempt to state I did fall into one of the categories. Read them again.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Cheap Swords

So you're a 30 year old virgin from Sheffield?

YIC

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cheap Swords

So you're a 30 year old virgin from Sheffield?

YIC

Dear Brother,

Hollywood's knocking down the door for that script!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Lillian]

Re: Cheap Swords

So when will you ever use these swords... sword fight? All you need is an eye patch and you're a fully fledged pirate!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cheap Swords

So when will you ever use these swords... sword fight? All you need is an eye patch and you're a fully fledged pirate!

Proper Christian ladies do not engage in such behavior. God wants us to keep our women useless, outside of baking future warriors for Christ and a decent blueberry pie.