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  • lukasekman
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    Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

    Thanks for your prayers, Mary Etheldreda. My kid haven't shown any symptoms of common autism or the cold-like symptoms that might be associated with this contagious variant of autism.

    I have a huge amount of motor oil in my garage, hope it will suffice if the kid start to show symptoms.

    I haven't vaccinated my kids against measles, rubella, polio or any other childhood viral diseases. I believe that childhood diseases are natural crisis in the development of a child, just as the pain from corporal punishment. Btw, the secular doctors didn't even mention they had a vaccine against autism, when they tried to talk me into subscribing for measles and polio. Those doctors were just as annoying as the most manic telemarketer.

    Anyways, Rubella is a lovely name, I plan to give that name to my next daughter.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Autism is just the latest fashionable word among the liberal elite. They love creating new catagories of victims so they can raise your taxes.

    An autistic isn't anything but a kind of retarded.

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  • Nobar King
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    Was this child vaccinated for autism prior to this exposure?

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Oh dear how frightening!

    Do you have a local church elder you can call on? Have you enough oil?

    Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
    James 5:14


    If you don't mind, I'd be honored to add you to my prayer list. I'll put your son's name on the Epheldreda Wall o' Prayer to remind me to lift up your request to the Throne of Heaven.

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  • Christianzionist
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    I know that this feller is a heathen joo, but he does have some good advice as a doctor regarding brats who fake the autism bug...

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/22/bu...ia/22sava.html

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Brother O'Fagan, aren't bugs demons?
    Yes, I'm sure you are right,

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    I may be wrong but I thought that autism was the result of a demon, just like epilepsy is,

    Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
    16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
    17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
    18And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.


    YIC


    Jack
    Brother O'Fagan, aren't bugs demons?

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    I may be wrong but I thought that autism was the result of a demon, just like epilepsy is,

    Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
    16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
    17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
    18And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.


    YIC


    Jack

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  • James Hutchins
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    I had a child of mine catch the autisim bug. It took months and months of hard work to beat it of the child. It was truly a frightening experience. Sadly, the child died soon after due to causes unrelated to our efforts.

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  • lukasekman
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    My son might be infected by autism virus

    Today, one of my sons played with other kids. One of them sneezed, and the kids thought he just had a common cold. But I found out later that he was autistic.
    I have now isolated my son, and he is given a diet of pizza and pancakes, which are easy to get under the door. How long is the incubation period?

    I called the parents of the other kids, and urged them to put their kids into quarantine, but only one of them complied.

    I'm not sure about the case fatality rate for autism, but I follow Proverb 23:13 to ensure they survive this crisis.
    Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
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