[Talitha]

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P.S "Talitha" call me.

Do you want to be my friend?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Now we gettin somewhere. Lordy Lordy YES.

[James Genesis]

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The top 10 uses for the bible

1. It makes fantastic paper aeroplanes
2. It makes brilliant spliff building material
3. FUCKING AWSOME toilet paper
4. Good firestarter
5. Makes a good bedding for my hamster
6. Its a brilliant fiction novel
7. a brilliant laugh
8. A book to read for peope with less IQ than a fish
9. A good place to hide a weapon used for murder
10. A good doorstop

[Talitha]

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Now we gettin somewhere. Lordy Lordy YES.

Have you made a Loving Donation to Jesus yet?

I like a man who likes Jesus

[VictoryOS]

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The top 10 uses for the bible

1. It makes fantastic paper aeroplanes
2. It makes brilliant spliff building material
3. piffleING AWSOME toilet paper
4. Good firestarter
5. Makes a good bedding for my hamster
6. Its a brilliant fiction novel
7. a brilliant laugh
8. A book to read for peope with less IQ than a fish
9. A good place to hide a weapon used for murder
10. A good doorstop

Wow, we've never had a heathen come in here and bring up any of those hilarious observations. And aren't Top Ten lists supposed to count down from 10 to 1?

Friend, I'm sure you think it's a lot of fun and a load of laughs to mock Jesus' love. You won't be laughing if you wind up in Hell. You're sailing in a Ship of Fools on the Sea of Mockery. You should turn around now and sail into the Port of Jesus and save your Soul today!

[Talitha]

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Wow, we've never had a heathen come in here and bring up any of those hilarious observations. And aren't Top Ten lists supposed to count down from 10 to 1?

Friend, I'm sure you think it's a lot of fun and a load of laughs to mock Jesus' love. You won't be laughing if you wind up in Hell. You're sailing in a Ship of Fools on the Sea of Mockery. You should turn around now and sail into the Port of Jesus and save your Soul today!

Thank you Sis
This Homer has also earned himself 1000 shiny new Infraction Points for being the very fool you mention.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Hey get out the way Im tryin to talk to "Talitha" So sweetpea could you send me a "Offering's List" for "Spilling seed upon the ground" to "Cleaveing"

[Talitha]

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Hey get out the way Im tryin to talk to "Talitha" So sweetpea could you send me a "Offering's List" for "Spilling seed upon the ground" to "Cleaveing"

I'm not your Sweetpea, and I consider spilling seed on the ground the same thing as murder. Do you enjoy killing?
I happen to be an expert in the art of Cleavening.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Killing Time?Beer's?Mud People? How can you look so sweet and be an "Expert". You must really have more mile's than "Sputnik".

[Talitha]

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It would be in your interest to be on the side of Jesus should anything happen to you.

I'm not sure what you mean by Sputnik. I hope you're not being rude

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Hey get out the way Im tryin to talk to "Talitha" So sweetpea could you send me a "Offering's List" for "Spilling seed upon the ground" to "Cleaveing"

Careful - cars tend to "accidentally" run over people - all by themselves - repeatedly - when she's around.

[Talitha]

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Careful - cars tend to "accidentally" run over people - all by themselves - repeatedly - when she's around.

You cruel Witch, always making me remember the demise of my beloved and wealthy husband.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Is that a threat? I dont really like threesome's unless maybe we could swap him for "Fallen Angel" Oh and Sputnik was the first Godless Commie Sattalite

[Talitha]

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Is that a threat? I dont really like threesome's unless maybe we could swap him for "Fallen Angel" Oh and Sputnik was the first Godless Commie Sattalite

Just trying to help someone as Unsaved as yourself. You never know when Jesus will decide to "take you". Be prepared is all I'm saying.

I take your remark of having more miles than sputnik as an insult, and as such you have lost my friendship.

[Magikarp]

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maybe we could swap him for "Fallen Angel"

Yuck, I didn't need that image in my head. I'm still debating over who is worse, her or Jabba Master.