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[Don Bozo el Guapo]

As unsaved trash I am looking forward to being born again.What I want to know is when I can expect to recieve my extra belly button as I have run out of place's to pirce

[Bobby-Joe]

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As unsaved trash I am looking forward to being born again.What I want to know is when I can expect to recieve my extra belly button as I have run out of place's to pirce

Piercing and tattoos are against God's law friend. That's why we know Goths hate Jesus.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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But I got my first pirceing in the church basement when my new wife found me in the coat room with the bridesmaid. She nailed IT to the wedding gift's table.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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But I got my first pirceing in the church basement when my new wife found me in the coat room with the bridesmaid. She nailed IT to the wedding gift's table.

And as long as you have that piercing, you're going to Hell. What's your point?

[Bobby-Joe]

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But I got my first pirceing in the church basement when my new wife found me in the coat room with the bridesmaid. She nailed IT to the wedding gift's table.

You let here doing this with rebuking or disciplining her? What kind of Christian are you that you are so cold towards your wife's salvation?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You let here doing this with rebuking or disciplining her? What kind of Christian are you that you are so cold towards your wife's salvation?

Seems to me that if he was fooling around (and on their wedding day no less), then HE was the one in need of rebuking and he got what he deserved.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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It wasent really so bad,since God smiled on me at birth I could still reach everything on the buffet table,

[Don the Baptist]

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But I got my first pirceing in the church basement when my new wife found me in the coat room with the bridesmaid. She nailed IT to the wedding gift's table.

So far you are 2 and 0 knothead, I would recommend you save the money for the piercings and take a spelling class you unregenerate reprobate.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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At least by my 3rd year in the 5th grade I learned to count. I only said it once.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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By the way. Does being born again mean Ihave to go through all that potty training,puberty,high school trauma again or can I just drop back in at say the point when I became a porn star?

[Don the Baptist]

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At least by my 3rd year in the 5th grade I learned to count. I only said it once.

Well, I can give you that one - I should have been more specific. You said "pirceing" and you said "pirce". So though you literally only said pirceing once, you DID write two different incorrect forms of pirce. That being said you still might consider a remedial spelling course.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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No prob Bob, But u speld it wrogue 2 in ur las sentise. Think "Cast the 1st Stone" Also since you been around here longer do you know if "Talitha" doe's a little one on one snake handling on an out call basis?

[Bobby-Joe]

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No prob Bob, But u speld it wrogue 2 in ur las sentise. Think "Cast the 1st Stone" Also since you been around here longer do you know if "Talitha" doe's a little one on one snake handling on an out call basis?

What part of we are not Pentecostals don't you understand?

[James Genesis]

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I have some infomation recarding jesus's dad joesph i have facts that have lead me to belive he was in-fact welsh my source of infomation clearly shows photos of him shaggin sheep and that mary was not human but infact she was mutton!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Whoa Whoa Whoa, I'm new to this with serious question's and I want serious answer's. I got a standing offer from the wiccan's,the mormon's know how to treat a guy and I just hung up the phone on a guy wanted to give me 72 virgin's for a goat and a couple G.I.s. So far your talkin a long haired guy in a kimono.That might be ok after a few year's in prison but they havent caught me yet. So when can I expect the belly button(inny please so they match) P.S "Talitha" call me.