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    Where can I find the infraction system post?

    I would like to read about it.

    I've been getting non-stop infractions and I would like to see the guidelines for them.
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  • #2
    Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

    Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
    I would like to read about it.

    I've been getting non-stop infractions and I would like to see the guidelines for them.
    Landover Guidelines

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    • #3
      Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

      Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
      I would like to read about it.

      I've been getting non-stop infractions and I would like to see the guidelines for them.
      Questioning moderators and pastors will most likely lead to another boatload of infraction points stupid. Moderators and Pastors are God's emissaries on earth and are therefore all but infallible. You'd do well to bear that in mind, can I pray with you?
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • #4
        Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

        Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
        I would like to read about it.

        I've been getting non-stop infractions and I would like to see the guidelines for them.
        No problem. Take a look at THIS.

        Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

        None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

        The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

        Thank you.
        Any more questions?

        Are you ready to accept Jesus now?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

          You have the right to remain silent.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • #6
            Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            You have the right to remain silent.
            Until I can post again anyway.

            At how many infractions do I get banned?

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            • #7
              Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

              Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
              Until I can post again anyway.

              At how many infractions do I get banned?
              Do you want to be banned? We can ban you right now if you want. But it would seem unfair and not Christlike.

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              • #8
                Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                Do you want to be banned? We can ban you right now if you want. But it would seem unfair and not Christlike.
                No, I'm just trying to learn how your forum works.

                I hope this post sparkles with everybody.

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                • #9
                  Re: Where can I find the infraction system post?

                  Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
                  Until I can post again anyway.
                  Right now you should be able to post every ten minutes. You have been declared a "Vain Repeater." In a nutshell, that basically means you can post every ten minutes.

                  This infraction expires on 05-03-2008 09:21 AM EST.

                  I don't know what you do to make everybody so angry, but if you could help to contribute to the "happy & safe harbour" ambience of Landover in the future, it would be greatly appreciated.

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