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  • lukasekman
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 614

    #1

    CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

    Earlier this year, I witnessed a drug incident, where a welfare mom drugged her six year old daughter with insulin. As mentioned in the thread, I was reported for kidnapping when I just told the innocent child about the dangers of drugs.

    I am now facing trial, but I am offered legal service from an unexpected source. The Citizens Commission on Human Rights wants to help me against the Big Pharma. They have diligently struggled against the psychiatry for decades, and have now expanded their objectives to cover insulin addicts. Too bad, they are scientologists, and their inspiration is an intergalactic warlord called Xenu.

    Bible is clear about worshiping false gods:

    Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
    Exodus 20:3

    I think I'll dismiss the help from the Xenu worshipers, but I'll first ask you Godly pastors of Landover for an advice.

    Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

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  • dr wayne kerr
    Forum Member
     
    • Dec 2012
    • 95

    #2
    Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
    Bible is clear about worshiping false gods:

    Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
    Exodus 20:3
    words to live by


    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
    I think I'll dismiss the help from the Xenu worshipers, but I'll first ask you Godly pastors of Landover for an advice.
    I am not a pastor but the answer a very clear across the board on this one.

    DO NOT LET EVIL ENTER YOUR HOUSE

    but you can however make them into your slave and beat them.

    if you have YOUR slave doing your bidding for you, maybe in the eyes of the lord this could be acceptable.

    its a very fine fine you are walking down even entertaining having them help you


    James 4:7. Stand against the devil, and the devil will run from you.
    Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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    • WWJDnow
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6312

      #3
      Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

      Here's my two cents worth: The Landover Baptist Church has a team of the finest Jew lawyers in the land out there protecting our right to religious freedom by keeping the United States a Christian nation. I don't think that Scientologists are any worse than Jews.

      Just be careful, or the next thing you know they'll have you taking personality tests and then worshipping Satan.
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • dr wayne kerr
        Forum Member
         
        • Dec 2012
        • 95

        #4
        Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
        Here's my two cents worth: The Landover Baptist Church has a team of the finest Jew lawyers in the land out there protecting our right to religious freedom by keeping the United States a Christian nation. I don't think that Scientologists are any worse than Jews.
        thanks for the clarification on that, In Sydney we dont have many jews to do our bidding.

        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
        Just be careful, or the next thing you know they'll have you taking personality tests and then worshipping Satan.
        the trouble is that they look like.....well sort of like normal people.
        that's the true source of Satan's evil
        Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

          Originally posted by dr wayne kerr View Post
          DO NOT LET EVIL ENTER YOUR HOUSE

          but you can however make them into your slave and beat them.
          Wow, you can enslave people in Australia? Here in the Godly United States, enslavement of people is unconstitutional and we True Christians™ honor the governing law of the land as our LORD instructs (Hebrews 13:17).



          Mr. lukasekman, I agree with WWJDnow, for whatever that's worth. I know I'm just a lady and have no experience with legal matters, or things outside the realm of the home, but he seems awfully knowledgeable, and sincere.

          I shall keep you in my prayers. May the LORD reward your Good Samaritan deed.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • dr wayne kerr
            Forum Member
             
            • Dec 2012
            • 95

            #6
            Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Wow, you can enslave people in Australia? Here in the Godly United States, enslavement of people is unconstitutional and we True Christians™ honor the governing law of the land as our LORD instructs (Hebrews 13:17).

            The laws in Australia are old and open to interpretation, Australia is still an UNGODLY place full of heathens, defilers and 'non true capitalists'.

            But whilst trying to guide and amend the wicked way of those that strayed from the path 2 agents of Satan arrived at my door asking for me to ear the word of the lord.

            Right away I knew something was wrong so i had to protect my family as the ONLY true word of the lord is delivered through the 'Landover Baptist Church' and the KJB and not some cult that practices dancing around a bag full of cats.

            this is why I am here, to gain strength so I can fight in our lords name
            Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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            • Thaddeus Allerton
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2012
              • 73

              #7
              Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

              Whenever I go to court and I stand at the defendants table, seemingly alone, the judge always asks me who my attorney is and where he is at and I always answer "Jesus is my attorney, your honor, and he is right here"::pointing to my chest::
              Deuteronomy 19:10
              Deuteronomy 23:1
              Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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              • lukasekman
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 614

                #8
                Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help

                Thanks for your advices. After many considerations, I allowed the CCHR to defend the case against the welfare mom injecting insulin in her innocent six year old daughter, with a number of strict conditions:
                1. Keep this issue strictly related to insulin, as their war on psychiatry is just about replacing a atheist industry with a polytheist one that cause people to worship trillions of false gods (Helly-wood celebrities, nuked volcanoes and Xenu aliens), and that in addition teach that the universe is way older than mainstream scientists.
                2. No entry to my house, landmines placed. My wife, children and me are ready to exercise the Second Amendment if necessary.
                3. No personality tests for neither me nor my Godly family.
                4. I got a rim cross ready to beat my wife and children if they somehow get mind controlled by the scientologists.
                5. No hidden fees or pointless courses!

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