[PureFurry]

Re: The "Furry Fandom"

Hey, remind him that he owes me some chicken nuggets too, 'kay?

and, if you think furries are evil, name a DIRECT quote from the bible saying furries are evil.

Aye, i'll tell him next time i see him. In fact, i need to pray to him tonight, when im slitting my wrists, so i'll ask him then.

And i also would like to see the quote, and i'll see if it stains my shirt.

[EmoFurrie101 (Quarantined)]

Re: The "Furry Fandom"

Aye, i'll tell him next time i see him. In fact, i need to pray to him tonight, when im slitting my wrists, so i'll ask him then.

And i also would like to see the quote, and i'll see if it stains my shirt.

Hey, save the blood will ya? Im running out, and Im thirsty

Hey, if it stains, you can borrow my Black Sabbath shirt, 'kay?

[VictoryOS]

Re: The "Furry Fandom"

That explains why all furries are so disgustingly overweight.

[PureFurry]

Re: The "Furry Fandom"

That explains why all furries are so disgustingly overweight.

Good insult, how long did it take you to think it up, or should i say, how long did it take praying to get god to tell you it. Oh yes, thats right, he didnt, you thought it up yourself. I didnt know you guys could practice free will.

[PureFurry]

Furry Sinner Whine

Fact No1
You are all dense
Fact No2
Masturbation is fun (you obnly live once)
Fact No3
As in the immortal words of Tickle-Me-Emo "There is no god... you hear me? No.... god...."
Fact No4
You have no imagination
Fact No5
You cant argue to save your life.

Any questions children?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Five Solemn Facts

(you obnly live once)

Yes, this is true. You only live once. That's why it's so imperative that you save your Eternal Soul now - you don't get a second chance! So tell me, which would you rather have? A few wasted years here on earth grunting and sweating inside a Winnie the Pooh suit? Or all of Eternity by the Lord's Side in glorious Heaven?

[PureFurry]

Re: Five Solemn Facts

Yes, this is true. You only live once. That's why it's so imperative that you save your Eternal Soul now - you don't get a second chance! So tell me, which would you rather have? A few wasted years here on earth grunting and sweating inside a Winnie the Pooh suit? Or all of Eternity by the Lord's Side in glorious Heaven?

I take the fursuit option any day of the week. God sounds pretty cool when i talk to my local preist, but talking to you guys makes him sound like a tyrant. If there is a God, all he ever gave me was pain, and he certinally doesnt look out for his own. My grand dad was a preiest, but he died, and for a while, i didnt understand. He believed in God and so did i at the time, it only seemed logical that he would look out for his mouthpiece on earth. But alas, i learned the truth, and renounced my faith. I wont mutter to the air all my life, i'll take control of my life, and do w/e i want.

I might even go smoke some blow now, seeing as how God created it, you should all support me. But then again, im not sure you ever do what you should..... ah well, lifes waiting outside the door eh? I think i have some syringes of adrenaline somewhere, so if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go get high x3

[EmoFurrie101 (Quarantined)]

Re: The "Furry Fandom"

Good insult, how long did it take you to think it up, or should i say, how long did it take praying to get god to tell you it. Oh yes, thats right, he didnt, you thought it up yourself. I didnt know you guys could practice free will.

Wiat, they hav free will? I thought they were heartless androids programmed for dumbassery

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Five Solemn Facts

I take the fursuit option any day of the week. God sounds pretty cool when i talk to my local preist, but talking to you guys makes him sound like a tyrant. If there is a God, all he ever gave me was pain, and he certinally doesnt look out for his own. My grand dad was a preiest, but he died, and for a while, i didnt understand. He believed in God and so did i at the time, it only seemed logical that he would look out for his mouthpiece on earth. But alas, i learned the truth, and renounced my faith. I wont mutter to the air all my life, i'll take control of my life, and do w/e i want.

I might even go smoke some blow now, seeing as how God created it, you should all support me. But then again, im not sure you ever do what you should..... ah well, lifes waiting outside the door eh? I think i have some syringes of adrenaline somewhere, so if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go get high x3

It is sad your father did not train you better in the Christian faith. Go get high now, that will make your daddy proud!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Ok, i see that this thread has not been responded to in over a week, and i see already that this has been tried... So... I hate to beat a dead horse, or even take it a step further this time by shooting it in the head (metaphorically referring of course to the fact that I intend to explain this to you once and for all) I am going to anyways.

Great. A necrofurriac.

[Rev. Slug Von Furzi]

Re: The "Furry Fandom"

Is it not Christian to be accepting of diverse cultures? Especially considering that other Christians have managed to do this easily?

Well you see, little johnny,

There's different sects of Christian. There's those that will go to heaven. And those that will cut parts of their body off every day and worship snakes, called "Baptists." These people think you can lose your salvation, and that the donation of money will magically renew it. Psssst: they secretly wish they were catholics, but catholics won't accept them.

This, is a baptist forum. These are people who are shunned from the rest of the Christian community for being batshit insane and violent.


Now getting back to the point at hand. Furries are deserving of a lot of the stigma they receive. But they're no where near deserving of the amount of attention they receive. The fandom seems to have attracted people from all walks of life, so this naturally has produced a high concentration of perversion in one place. And as with anything, the most disgusting and abnormal elements are going to be the most obvious. While you may go to a furry gallery and browse through thousands of innocent drawings, if you find one that's questionable, you will instantly damn the entire community.

Now to put that in perspective... If an atheist came to this forum spewing their devilish drivel, it's safe to assume someone may judge this website as an atheist hell hole, as well as the entire community. - - Which it actually is anyway, since there's little difference between you filthy baptists and satanists.


Anyway, have a nice day in hell, you devil worshipers.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The "Furry Fandom"

There's those that will go to heaven. And those that will cut parts of their body off every day and worship snakes, called "Baptists."

Jesus is not a snake, scum! What are you anyway? Catlick? Loseran? Methodless? Pantycostal?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Well you see, little johnny,

There's different sects of Christian. There's those that will go to heaven. And those that will cut parts of their body off every day and worship snakes, called "Baptists." These people think you can lose your salvation, and that the donation of money will magically renew it. Psssst: they secretly wish they were catholics, but catholics won't accept them.

You have clearly got Baptists confused with Pentacostals. Baptists aren't snake-handlers, Slug, and it's Islamofascists who self-mutilate.

Baptists follow the entire Bible, every word. That's why we will go to Heaven. False Christians, like the ones you and your sock puppet so dearly love, will join you in the eternal fires of Hell.

Now getting back to the point at hand. Furries are deserving of a lot of the stigma they receive. But they're no where near deserving of the amount of attention they receive. The fandom seems to have attracted people from all walks of life, so this naturally has produced a high concentration of perversion in one place.

Well, I can agree with you on this part. Furries do deserve the stigma they receive, and constitute a high concentration of perversion. They do not deserve excessive attention; they should simply be eradicated, much as one would exterminate a nest of rats.

Anyway, have a nice day in hell, you devil worshipers.

I wouldn't wish the devil-worshipping furries a "nice" day in Hell, as there's no such thing; however, if they choose not to repent from their evil and disgusting ways, I'm sure they will get to experience an unending day in Hell.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Nice try, sinner. Nobody is going to click on that and get rip-rolled. You're going to have to come up with something more original than the standard fare to get one over on us.

[FacePunch]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

really now
are you baptists that idiotic to not check a web address?
link is as plain as you see it no "rip-roll"