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  • Red994
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    • Jan 2008
    • 2

    #1

    Furry Sinner Whine

    Alas, I was on Google Images searching for a picture of an old cartoon character to amuse my little cousin with so he would leave me alone to read my Bible, when I stumbled upon a picture of a man in a suit of the character, but he wasn't in Disneyland (I happened to be looking for Goofy if you were wondering.), but instead with another person in a suit like his .

    I went to wikipedia after I read the caption, and it lead me to the Furry Fandom page. After forcing myself to read about these heathens, I deducted this.The "Furries" believe they are animals trapped in human bodies! They like to draw anthropomorphic (Human like animals), and put them in sexual acts! And they even make fursuits of animals and have sex in them! DISGUSTING! I urge you to go and check your childrens room for paraphernalia with connections to animals. ESPECIALLY OLD HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-28-2008, 01:28 AM. Reason: satanic link deleted
  • Magikarp
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    • Apr 2008
    • 266

    #2
    Re: The "Furry Fandom"

    If there was such thing as a "threat", where there is certainly none at all, it would not come from furries.

    Thankfully, I can answer some of those myths due to excessive amounts of time on the internets.

    The only weird, sick, disgusting furries are the fursuitters (the ones who dress up). They are sick minded individuals who wish to hump everything in plain sight of them. I agree with you on that one.

    There are also however, furries who do not partake in sexual activities. (more commonly known as "burned furs"). These are the majority of the furry fandom, and just visualize themselves as an anthropomorphic creature.

    Most furries hang out at DeviantArt anyways, and most of the fandom is spread along the internets, not irl, so I doubt you have anything to fear from someone in a bunny suit jumping out of the bushes and raping you.

    Also, are you sure you did'nt search up "goofy time" instead? Because I searched it and the only thing I found was the character himself, and people working a low-wage job at DisneyLand/World.

    And by saying "animal paraphernalia" it sounds like you're accusing Mr. Bathfire of being a furry, which I'm sure he, of all people would never be.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • JennyD
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      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: The "Furry Fandom"

      You may find this thread interesting, Red! We at Landover have been aware of the Furry Menace for some time now, but thank you for reminding us of this grave peril which has fallen onto the back burner.

      I believe Sister Mary Maria has personal experience with Furries from her Catholic days.
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      • Magikarp
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        • Apr 2008
        • 266

        #4
        Re: The "Furry Fandom"

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        You may find this thread interesting, Red! We at Landover have been aware of the Furry Menace for some time now, but thank you for reminding us of this grave peril which has fallen onto the back burner.

        I believe Sister Mary Maria has personal experience with Furries from her Catholic days.
        By some time, do you mean like a couple months or 20 years? Because even though it's mainly an internet fandom now, it's been around for longer than that.

        Also, not every furry dresses up in a suit, nor is everyone wearing an animal suit a furry. It could be just some guy working at Chuck E' Cheese.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: The "Furry Fandom"

          Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
          Also, not every furry dresses up in a suit, nor is everyone wearing an animal suit a furry. It could be just some guy working at Chuck E' Cheese.
          Why exactly would anyone else take that job, eh?
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          • shadow's slut
            Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Apr 2008
            • 149

            #6
            Re: The "Furry Fandom"

            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
            If there was such thing as a "threat", where there is certainly none at all, it would not come from furries.

            Thankfully, I can answer some of those myths due to excessive amounts of time on the internets.

            The only weird, sick, disgusting furries are the fursuitters (the ones who dress up). They are sick minded individuals who wish to hump everything in plain sight of them. I agree with you on that one.

            There are also however, furries who do not partake in sexual activities. (more commonly known as "burned furs"). These are the majority of the furry fandom, and just visualize themselves as an anthropomorphic creature.

            Most furries hang out at DeviantArt anyways, and most of the fandom is spread along the internets, not irl, so I doubt you have anything to fear from someone in a bunny suit jumping out of the bushes and raping you.

            Also, are you sure you did'nt search up "goofy time" instead? Because I searched it and the only thing I found was the character himself, and people working a low-wage job at DisneyLand/World.

            And by saying "animal paraphernalia" it sounds like you're accusing Mr. Bathfire of being a furry, which I'm sure he, of all people would never be.
            Actually, Magikarp, furries are mostly on FurAffinity. It's a website for furry artists and writers. Not all of it is adult material. My friend draws some excellent, non-sexual, furry art of his random characters. Kyle's my favorite, along with Gameri. Kyle's a anthro dog and Gameri's a bird-raccoon-thingy (half bird half raccoon and it gets on my friend's nerves when we say that).

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
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              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #7
              Re: The "Furry Fandom"

              Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
              There are also however, furries who do not partake in sexual activities. (more commonly known as "burned furs"). These are the majority of the furry fandom, and just visualize themselves as an anthropomorphic creature.

              Most furries hang out at DeviantArt anyways, and most of the fandom is spread along the internets, not irl, so I doubt you have anything to fear from someone in a bunny suit jumping out of the bushes and raping you.
              God created us as human beings in HIS image! To imagine oneself as something but, or to be sexually attracted to an "anthropomorphic" animal is SICK and spits in God's face! Of course it's a threat! It's designed by Satan to pull people away from God! I'm not surprised that it's happening. Once people buy into Darwin's lies that we're all just "evolved" from animals, why not imagine ourselves as animals?
              Whenever I see a sexually suggestive monstrous chimera someone has drawn, I quite literally vomit. It's bad enough these days with all the sin I see online that I have to keep a bucket by my computer.

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              I believe Sister Mary Maria has personal experience with Furries from her Catholic days.
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              • snottyduck
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 564

                #8
                Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                It' strikes me that you people always think it's about sex, it looks like that's always the first thing on your minds. You must be all quite frustrated. Maybe it's time to pull that broomstick out of your behinds and stop searching some evil reason behind everything. Some people just like to have fun without being occupied with sex all the time.

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                • Bob4God
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                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #9
                  Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                  Snottyduck,

                  We all know that "fun" is just a watered-down word for "sin" that secularlists use to make their activities seem harmless and inviting!

                  It's quite obvious to anybody who has at least HELD a Bible that satan is hard at work in these last days to take as many with him to the lake of fire, just to get back at GOD.
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                  • snottyduck
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 564

                    #10
                    Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                    Snottyduck,

                    We all know that "fun" is just a watered-down word for "sin" that secularlists use to make their activities seem harmless and inviting!

                    It's quite obvious to anybody who has at least HELD a Bible that satan is hard at work in these last days to take as many with him to the lake of fire, just to get back at GOD.

                    In that case I hope that Satan drags me with him too, I certainly don't want to have an eternal time of boredom with guys like you. I imagine that your lives are like the dullest thing you can encounter since fun seems to be forbidden as it's a sin according to you.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #11
                      Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                      Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                      I imagine that your lives are like the dullest thing you can encounter since fun seems to be forbidden as it's a sin according to you.
                      Dull??

                      What's dull about living your life knowing that one day you will be with your Saviour in Heaven watching your enemies getting gang-raped in hell?

                      That's the ultimate duck; you ain't nothing but a poser.

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                      • Bob4God
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                        • Apr 2008
                        • 5274

                        #12
                        Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                        Fun is hardly forbidden as a True Christian!

                        We have the most enjoyable potlucks and icecream socials you can find! We play Christian charades, Christian hangman, Christian trivia and Bible board games! Wholesome fellowship, my friend!

                        You obviously don't know what hell really is. Imagine, a LITERAL lake of fire! A place where you will be in pain and misery at all times, forever and ever! Please, come to JESUS!
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                        • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 493

                          #13
                          Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                          This stuff is bad.

                          I learned some new words today. Yiff. Verb, to yiff something. It involves a stuffed animal (called a plushie.). Both yiff and plushie are very specific terms used in the furry fandom culture.

                          It is not possible to link in the pictures.

                          Seriously, you fandom appologizers better get with the plan if you think it's just harmless fun. Or are you with it already and don't want your dirty little secret to get out?
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                          Exodus 22:18
                          says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                          • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 493

                            #14
                            Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                            OK, I found something on Furry Fandom that I can submit that will not get me into hot water with the pastors. It was very hard to find as all this stuff is just so extreme.

                            This is somebodies profile from a Furry Fandom chat forum.

                            I won't link the site for obvious reasons.

                            Name or nick: Aiden Raccoon

                            Age: 31

                            Location: West Chicago Suburbs (Elgin)


                            Description : 5' 10" 210# white, male. I'm kinda hairy but not too thick. Short hair.

                            Plush Collection Size : I only have about 20 plush. I'm only sexualy active with a couple of them, with one in particular for over 16 years.

                            Modifications if any : None of my plush toys are modified.

                            Fursuits or plush suits: I do own a fursuit, but I don't do anything yiffy with it as it is my only fursuit, though I have cuddled with other suiters while in mine.

                            Plushie Fetishes: 95% of the time I like to pretend suck off my TMNT plush (Donatello) while I paw off. I have performed watersports and scat with him. He is actually plastic as opposed to plush so he washes off.

                            Looking for: Male, preferably 25-35 or so. At least fair hygene. I'm really just waiting for the right person to come along. I don't really need someone into scat or watersports. I don't do it all that often, but just know up front that I'm into it at least solo once in a while. I do love my plush very much, but I do feel like I need a human in my life. I want someone to be able to spend time with and share interests.

                            Willing to relocate: Relocating is not out of the question, but I work in the casino industry for a career so I would need to be close to a casino for work. I would prefer for someone to move in with me. I am financially stable to host a move-in and support a mate for a time.

                            Anything else you'd like people to know? Better to talk to me on the phone or online with email for more info. I'm sure to be found at AC and MFF
                            So you tell me Snotty and friends, are we the ones who read perversion into this or is it just perverted?
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                            says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22912

                              #15
                              Re: The "Furry Fandom"

                              Well, let’s have a look at some “Furry Fandom” behaviour:

                              Disgusting rabbits



                              Violent dogs



                              Robbing squirrels



                              Brave man tackles badger.



                              I think this says it all
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