[Poetic Peter]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

what about those fatties who are fine with being fat?
or god forbid want to be larger,

What? "want to be larger"? You must weigh a ton.

are you condemning them because they're comfortable with their bodies?

Yes, and I condemn your poor reading comprehension.

also, not all the people who like larger people are gay,
there are plenty of straight ones out there, I know several of them myself

Then it's too bad you are homer, and cannot help the straight fatties
"sweat off" their leaf lard unless you are Richard Simmons.
I suspect you are Richard Simmons.


"neko-lear" Simmons, no doubt.

[tommy]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

What is considered fat? If you can "pinch an inch".

IF you pinch "four inches", shame on you. Stop playing with your naughty!

Seriously, if the person's height is not at least 2.2 times their girth, the package is rated "oversize". UPS imposes a surcharge for delivery of such unwieldy packages.

I wish Jesus would do that too--surcharge or defer package pickup, at least until all the slim and easy deliveries are made unto heaven.

I think too strict as well as to liberal education are bad. Democracy wins again.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

I am trim and svelte. However, I HAVE been trying to store up extra energy for the coming tribulation. I may not have time to eat while JESUS is leading us in the final struggle.

Trim and svelte? You said before that 'god's preferred BMI is 37'. Therefore, why haven't you strived to reach this? *snicker*
But then again, trim and svelte by fundie xtian standard might be somewhat different to standards elsewhere. Your standards for trim, svelte and althletic may well be illustrated by the following t-shirt:

[Talitha]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Trim and svelte? You said before that 'god's preferred BMI is 37'. Therefore, why haven't you strived to reach this? *snicker*
But then again, trim and svelte by fundie xtian standard might be somewhat different to standards elsewhere. Your standards for trim, svelte and althletic may well be illustrated by the following t-shirt:
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Pastor Al is so good to you and all you offer is a crummy T-shirt?
Shame on you.
I can truly say that he has a wonderful stock of T's to show off his Godly Six-pack!!



(available now from your nearest Landover Bapti$t shop)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Hey, I offered a nice t-shirt!! That prayer squad one's all plain. The one I posted has color and a nice picture of a cute little truck on it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Hey, I offered a nice t-shirt!! That prayer squad one's all plain. The one I posted has color and a nice picture of a cute little truck on it.

Oh, is that a truck? We all thought that was your backside. Strange how difficult it can be to tell the two apart at times.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Don't be ridiculous, BT. Whyever would I want to the Pastor of a fundie church to have a picture of my backside on a tshirt? I'm not the female version of Vinnie. Sheesh.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Don't be ridiculous, BT. Whyever would I want to the Pastor of a fundie church to have a picture of my backside on a tshirt?

You are a woman. Nothing they do or want can be explained rationally, without reference to Satan, or else his little helpers, the Jews.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Well, rest assured, you can sleep easier. There will be NO pictures of my backside going on any t-shirts I send to landover or any t-shirts whatsoever. old

[demoncrat]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

You speak like a homer -- perhaps you need to look into homersexual lisp reparative surgery?

The following should not be viewed by those weak in their faith or by women.

Since I am an expert in all things scientifical , I would like to take a moment to debunk this physicalistic / mathematicalistical MYTH. It was propagated by homers many years ago to try to prove that God didn't, in fact hang the stars and planets in the sky like He says He did. They tried to explain it away with an "invisible force" that they called "gravity" that mysteriously "pulled" things. Imagine: believing in invisible forces!?

Anyways, you can't even get your WRONG science RIGHT! Satan has truly confused you, friend (or perhaps God has confused you). What satanic scientists would have you believe is that the force (invisible, mind you) between two objects is given by the equation F = (G * M1 * M2) / (r * r). G is the gravitational constant that some homer dreamed up while being anally satisfied as being 6.67e-11. M1 and M2 are the masses of each individual object and r is the mean distance (radius, if you will) between the two objects.

What is hilarious to me is that people actually believed this, but then all of a sudden, Einstein (the famous jew god-hater) came along and gave ANOTHER equation that was allegedly "right". Scientists cant even agree on how to hate God!!!! They just throw a bunch of letters into a mixer and pull them out at random to find a new "equation" to believe in.

Do you still have a ban on circles at Landover?

[demoncrat]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

http://www.truthdig.com/eartotheground/item/20060828_religion_makes_fat/

[see_the_light]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

I wonder, when Jesus comes, will He be displeased
having to hoist so many larders Home?

NO DOUBT BROTHER!

The wrath of God came upon them, and slew the fattest of them, and smote down the chosen men of Israel Pss:78:31

DIET plans are requested.
Put your diet dish recipes and diet resolutions here.
How do you resist the temptation of food?

For myself it's simply a matter of cigarettes and booze.

Peter

PS: You will quickly note by avatars that all Landover True Christians®
are thin, ready, locked and loaded for a Second Coming soon!

Thy plan is sound and often tried by this brother of yours.

Fasting for 40 days is also feasible but lacking the strengh of Christ (whom I'm not worthy of fully emulating) a 500 calory diet is both efficient and punishment for the flesh.

Yours in Christ

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Leviticus, chapter 23

"37": These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:

Obviuosly this means a good old fashioned bar be que!!


39": Also in the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when ye have gathered in the fruit of the land, ye shall keep a feast unto the LORD seven days: on the first day shall be a sabbath, and on the eighth day shall be a sabbath.

July 15th, a week long bar be que! I missed this before. We have to correct our mistake.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Well, rest assured, you can sleep easier. There will be NO pictures of my backside going on any t-shirts I send to landover or any t-shirts whatsoever. old

Pictures of your backside wouldn't fit on any t-shirts.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Pictures of your backside wouldn't fit on any t-shirts.

Are you saying Rachael is in THE FIRST photo?