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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #16
    Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I'm sorry but the amount of uninformed clap trap on this thread has me madder than Samson with a jawbone of an ass!

    The word fat is in the Bible nearly 1,000 times! The word diet? NO!
    However the word Dieth is in there!
    Think about this next time you go on a "Dieth"!
    1 Kings, chapter 14

    "11": Him that dieth of Jeroboam in the city shall the dogs eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat: for the LORD hath spoken it.


    The word, "lite"? NO!

    WE all know the lord prefers meat to veggies. We all know the good Lord loves a bar be que.

    God made us so we get fat and don't have to gouge out our eyes everytime we go standing up. That's why skinny people should go sitting down, or with their eyes closed. Come to think of it, sitting down is a bit homerish.
    God gave us beef to eat. Big marbled thick juicy steaks with baked potatoes drowning in sour cream and butter!

    The pope is skinny. Great role model there!

    Wasted is more apt a word.

    Biblical times did not offer Fritos and sour cream and chives and ice cream and pizza and Oreos and Irish coffee.

    We know by the "modern" Atkins diet that an all-meat-all-fat diet is slimming, not fattening.

    Almost none of the ancients were overweight.
    Fatitude was admired, though rarely seen. It was admired for fat denoted wealth. Wealth allowed idleness and a surfeit of sweet starchy foods and excess of drink (also fattening).

    Therefore, you are wrong. The fatted calf was one thing. The fatted man? Hardly to be seen.

    How many fat people are noted-as-such in the Bible?

    One last thing: Look at, say England. Check out a street scene in some typical nice English town; say, Banbury? Compare the average weight of the regular people there, with, say, the weight of the porcine Hutts you see on any given day on Mainstreet, USA.

    Other nations may be catching up to us, and are, but we've got them beat by a cow.

    mooo, Brother Eliot. Are you not slim?

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2026
      • 15118

      #17
      Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
      Wasted is more apt a word.

      Biblical times did not offer Fritos and sour cream and chives and ice cream and pizza and Oreos and Irish coffee.

      We know by the "modern" Atkins diet that an all-meat-all-fat diet is slimming, not fattening.

      Almost none of the ancients were overweight.
      Fatitude was admired, though rarely seen. It was admired for fat denoted wealth. Wealth allowed idleness and a surfeit of sweet starchy foods.

      Therefore, you are wrong. The fatted calf was one thing. The fatted man? Hardly to be seen.

      How many fat people are noted-as-such in the Bible?

      One last thing: Look at, say England. Check out a street scene in some typical nice English town; say, Banbury? Compare the average weight of the regular people there, with, say, the weight of the porcine Hutts you see on any given day on Mainstreet, USA.

      Other nations may be catching up to us, and are, but we've got them beat by a cow.

      mooo, Brother Eliot. Are you not slim?

      You raise good points Brother Peter, but should we be making comparisons with those Homers in Europe?

      My own argument points to Jesus himself. Have you EVER seen a picture of a fat Jesus Christ?©
      I think not!!!
      The Chink Budda is a classic case of worshipping a false FAT God.

      Remember Brother Mayfield, I may be a Woman, BUT I am also very wealthy and certainly not uppitty.
      True Christian™ Women here at Landover will always have a special place at Jesus' side. Unlike the trollop Unsaved Trash that sometimes frequent God's favourite Forum.
      We are not "Uppitty" just special in the eyes of our Lord©

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2026
        • 15118

        #18
        Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

        Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
        what about those fatties who are fine with being fat? or god forbid want to be larger, are you condemning them because they're comfortable with their bodies?

        also, not all the people who like larger people are gay, there are plenty of straight ones out there, I know several of them myself
        We don't condemn anyone on God's favourite Forum.
        We merely believe that what is written in The Bible(KJV1611) is the word of God and should be taken literally.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #19
          Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          We don't condemn anyone on God's favourite Forum.
          We merely believe that what is written in The Bible(KJV1611) is the word of God and should be taken literally.
          With a "Name" like that ("neko-lear") we must expect that this "person" will go off like a Nucular Bum, Sister Talitha.

          JESUS shall be our umbrella from the fallout.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

            Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
            With a "Name" like that ("neko-lear") we must expect that this "person" will go off like a Nucular Bum, Sister Talitha.

            JESUS shall be our umbrella from the fallout.
            Praise© Sister Sue.

            By the way, perhaps you can clear this matter for us? After all, you have SHOWERED with HIM

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #21
              Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

              I agree with Eliot. Xtians seem to gravitate closer to the 'portly' side of the BMI spectrum. *snicker*
              sigpic
              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #22
                Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                I agree with Eliot. Xtians seem to gravitate closer to the 'portly' side of the BMI spectrum. *snicker*
                GOD'S PREFERRED BMI IS 37!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #23
                  Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  GOD'S PREFERRED BMI IS 37!
                  Bwahahaha!
                  So what's 'god's preferred lifespan', 40 years?
                  sigpic
                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • tommy
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 392

                    #24
                    Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                    G×m/r2
                    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                    Exodus 15:3

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #25
                      Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                      Originally posted by tommy View Post
                      G×m/r2
                      Boy, if you don't stop posting demonic code on God's favorite forum, you WILL find yourself with a pocketful of infraction points. We are here to promote JESUS, not your evil master satan.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • tommy
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 392

                        #26
                        Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                        sorry I should have written g=Gm/r2

                        It's nothing evil.
                        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                        Exodus 15:3

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                        • demoncrat
                          Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 79

                          #27
                          Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                          27.64235754log6.25/log3 = x/log3

                          x = my BMI

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #28
                            Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                            Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                            27.64235754log6.25/log3 = x/log3

                            x = my BMI
                            So you are a bit porky then. You need to get it down to 25......or even 19 like Nicole Ritchie.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                              Originally posted by tommy View Post
                              sorry I should have written CENSORED

                              It's nothing evil.
                              Friend,

                              This is a Christian forum, must you really try our patience by posting these Goth Satanic magic spells?

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • tommy
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 392

                                #30
                                Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                                It's not goth satanic spell.

                                G is gravitational constant
                                m is mase of a planet
                                r is radium of a planet

                                I don't know the english word for g, like garvitational acceleration.
                                The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                                Exodus 15:3

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