Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

[Jim C. Lombardo]

We know for rounded fact in Genesis that men liked to marry all sorts of inanimate things (Lot's betrothal to a table condiment is coming to mind) but what does the Bible say about balloons and blueberries? Yes folks, there is something called body inflation fetish and just as the name sounds, it's created by a deviant community who get off on watching human figures swell up into spherical shapes.

Little miss Violet Beauregarde, the attention seeking gum-addict with an oral fixation is the patron saint who started this bizarre trend. The Oompa Loompas claim to be happy, so is rolling fat girls around considered happiness for some?

I have no idea of any humans inflating in Biblical times. This is definitely the strangest fetish I've ever encountered and those orange-faced midgets are rolling themselves to damnation as far as I can see. Look where one of them has his hand!




Better keep an eye on this group. Knowing their proclivities, they'll be after our big Baptist gals next!



(Side Note: Who wants blueberry pie at the next potluck? . -Jim)

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

I'm ashamed to say that before I got saved, I was heavily involved in the inflation fetish scene. I used to spend hours and hours touching myself while cruising the Web looking at videos of girls having the bums, bellies, and boobs inflated.

I'm so ashamed.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

And praise you survived! Jesus has come into you and deflated that demon, Brother Faith.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

Amen to that, brother!

To this day, I still feel "triggered" by the sight of a bicycle pump.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

I was actually a bit sceptical at first when I read this thread. Then I searched the issue and IMMEDIATELY there were dozens of ALARMING news about the issue. Then the words 'bicycle pump' caught my attention (thank you, Brother FM). It turned out that this business of self-inflatory pleasure is very common in the Ornamental regions, such as Thailand. They actually sodomize themselves with a bicycle pump to get off. Look at this testimonial:

"If this perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's manhood." He was speaking after the remains of 13 year-old Charnchai Puanmuangpak had been rushed into the hospital's emergency room. "Most 'Pumpers' use a standard bicycle pump," he explained, "inserting the nozzle far up their rectum, giving themselves a rush of air, creating a momentary high. This act is a sin against God." Charnchai took it further still. He started using a two-cylinder foot pump, but even that wasn't exciting enough for him, and he boasted to friends that he was going to try the compressed air hose at a nearby gasoline station. They dared him to do it so, under cover of darkness, he snuck in. Not realising how powerful the machine was, he inserted the tube deep into his rectum, and placed a coin in the slot. As a result, he died virtually instantly, but passersbys are still in shock. One woman thought she was watching a twilight fireworks display, and started clapping. "We still haven't located all of him." say the police authorities. "When that quantity of air interacted with the gas in his system, he nearly exploded. It was like an atom bomb went off or something." "Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to Satan,"

Romans 1:32
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


Once again, it is all about sodomy. Hosing volatile pleasure into one's derrière to please the short-lived enjoyment of prostatic satisfaction instead of concentrating on ETERNAL PLEASURE in Jesus! Satan is devious. Whatever man invents, that device will eventually be inserted rectally to please Satan's intestinal minions.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

Then the Thais are unsurprisingly retarded. It's been Christian-scientifically proven that sticking a bicycle pump up your satan hole and pumping compressed air into your intestinal regimen will only result in bowel rupture and death. Every True Christian knows that.

[Des]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

I knew Botox was only the beginning.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

I knew Botox was only the beginning.

John Kerry put it out of style.

[lukasekman]

Re: Body inflation fetish - the wierdest deviancy?

The U.S. Department of Family Values have investigated the Body Inflation Fetish (BFI) cult for a time, and our finding are very disturbing.

BFI mimics the combination of obesity, autothysis and liquefactive necrosis, which in layman terms mean that the body deforms, inflates and then goes Hamas!
The ultimate goal of BFI is to engineer a zombie apocalypse, with "boomers" rapidly spread the disease to others. Those who aren't killed instantly in the blast are sprayed with rancid fat, corrupted blood and liquefied organs.