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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
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    Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
     
    • Mar 2008
    • 349

    #1

    Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

    I'm asking this question of people who have been in multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another.

    How did it happen?

    I have been single for a long time but the thing I fear worse than getting rejected for a date is getting dumped after meeting someone whom I like.
    Things are going to get worse before they get better.
  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #2
    Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

    Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
    I'm asking this question of people who have been in multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another.

    How did it happen?

    I have been single for a long time but the thing I fear worse than getting rejected for a date is getting dumped after meeting someone whom I like.
    Dating is for fornicators.
    What you need to do is purchase a young, virgin woman from her father and take her to wife. Keep her completely isolated and insulated from the outside world; break her body, mind and spirit, and make sure that she is incubating your man-seed into Christian soldiers 24/7/365, for the rest of her life.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22371

      #3
      Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

      Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
      multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another


      I don't understand. Do you mean a relationship between a man and a woman without marriage?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Lord saved me
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        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2015
        • 1

        #4
        Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

        The good book doesn't say anything about dating. Hence it's a sin. Beware

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8407

          #5
          Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

          Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
          I'm asking this question of people who have been in multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another.
          I think you have come to the wrong place to ask that question, as True Christian™ "relationships" generally entail early marriage, and "getting dumped" (as you so crudely phrase it) is rare. Occasionally a TC™ husband may be forced to get rid of his wife, but no TC™ wife would ever "dump" her husband.

          So, it sounds to me as though you need a wife. Tell us something about yourself. How long do you think it will be until you are Saved? Because my second stepdaughter will be 16 in November. Also, not that we are prejudiced against colored folk, is that a suntan or are you a Hamite? Because, well, Deuteronomy 7:3.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

            My Relationship with Jesus(r) is as strong today as it was the first time He entered me. Each moment He is in me, stroking my Love for Him to a Rapturous eruption is as powerful as the first time He came unto me.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • SoldierofChrist
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              • Jun 2015
              • 86

              #7
              Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

              In a good Christian life, that wouldnt happen my friend
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              Praise Jesus! For He alone saves

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              • Freddy Osborne
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2011
                • 538

                #8
                Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour?

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                Also, not that we are prejudiced against colored folk, is that a suntan or are you a Hamite? Because, well, Deuteronomy 7:3.
                I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure he is just looking to meet a nice colored girl.
                "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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