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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by cocaine.monkey View Post
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< tl;dr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Son, if you ever come down off of your drugs, please try to repost.

    I tried, I really tried to read what you wrote but it was more disturbing than Charlie Manson's memoirs.

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  • cocaine.monkey
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    hey all you devil worshipping Canadians
    how are you all you are Canadians aren't you forgive me lord if i am not correct but you all sound the same anyway so if im wrong Canadians please accept my deepest apologies.
    Well this is my first post as i was captivated by your loves of us scots even though in your eyes we will probably pillage your villages and rape your wives,i am correct in saying you all still live in villages(well at least the amish people do and the good old u s of a is full of amish people),once again apologies if im wrong,eating all that haggis has turned my whisky flavoured brain to mush
    Let me first of all state that(excuse me while i quickly sort my kilt/dress/skirt/piece of dead sheep skin)us scots not scotch laugh at the way you americans love to be so narrow minded,but we of course laugh along with you as we have that down to a knack,now dont take this the wrong way or my friend big j will strike me down,but you need to relax,chill out,get some tonic wine into yourself,if its good enough for the monks then its good enough for rednecks,then maybe you will first of all accept other nations,see that there is loads of qualities in us scots(not scotch)i suppose those qualities would be things like,putting lives before oil,not blowing up our own nation by producing home grown terrorists,being able to laugh at ourselves without going into your local haddows/vicky wine/spar/tescos/wallmart/lidl or whatever and buying "the biggest god damm oozie man"to go and blast the shite out of everyone in your local school/library/mall
    can you see where this is leading dont take it the wrong way all im saying is chill out man appreciate us scots even if you can see past the see you jimmy bunnets,whisky breath,weird accent,you will notice that we are all quite a friendly nation and to the original threader if your not going to marry your intended to be then send her over here and us scots will show her what real men are like you never know she may even come back home with a lovely little scotsman in her belly who may pop out shouting hail hail
    peace and love and harmony from cocaine.monkey
    HAIL HAIL YNWA
    mwah from big j as hes hitting the bucky with me tonight to drown his sorrows from the huns winning

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by JINGO82 View Post
    I will be reporting this site to some sort of authority to be investigated as it is absolutely sick!!
    Do not forget to give them your e-mail address, real address, phone number and social security number. Otherwise they would not know who they are ignoring.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by JINGO82 View Post
    I will be reporting this site to some sort of authority to be investigated as it is absolutely sick!!
    Who? The Internet Church Police?

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  • JINGO82
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Jingo, are you drunk on cheap liquor?
    Have you nmever been on a forum before?

    Son,you take everything out of context and jumble it up. Are you aware, I could take all the letters in the alphabet and say anything? Therefore, the alphabret (according to your disturbed logic) is bad and incorrect.

    Get off the booze and drugs, get hooked on God. Huff the Bible son, it is your only chance.
    Number one i am NOT your son so make sure that doesnt happen again!! I have taken nothing out of context!! You people are actually crazy, either that or YOU are the one on cheap drink or drugs! By the looks of your profile pic it certainly seems so!! I was reading another thread on here too about rape which is TRULY disturbing!! I will be reporting this site to some sort of authority to be investigated as it is absolutely sick!!

    Enjoy ur life wierdo, i will be removing myself from this forum as i would want no part in ur sick and wierd look on life!!

    Cya later red neck!!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Jingo, are you drunk on cheap liquor?
    Have you nmever been on a forum before?

    Son,you take everything out of context and jumble it up. Are you aware, I could take all the letters in the alphabet and say anything? Therefore, the alphabret (according to your disturbed logic) is bad and incorrect.

    Get off the booze and drugs, get hooked on God. Huff the Bible son, it is your only chance.

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  • JINGO82
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    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Not too bright are we?

    They are, of course, False Christians.

    It's only the True Christian™ Pastors we have here who are real.

    Its putting people like u on this earth that proves god has a sense of humour!! So ignorant its truly unbelievable!! As for the poster that u said wasn't too bright!!???! It would seem he is far more educated than you with stupid comments like above!! You seriously need help!!

    Originally posted by Ambition View Post
    I'm sorry if I offended you with my post, but I think that if she is a good christian then why is it bad to marry her .Just because GOD hates a country ......
    God does not hate Scotland!! Get a grip!!!

    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    Brother Guy, you were right to ask! Of course God Hates Scotland! The Scotch are nothing but a bunch of ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Most of them still lived in caves, marry their sisters (or animals), and have no access to electricity or running water!

    Your 'proposed love' may be hiding the fact from you that she's nothing more than an inbred cave-dwelling chain-smoking drunk, who's father's really her brother!

    Please see my GOD HATES SCOTLAND Thread for more information!
    Had to laugh at this comment UGLY?? My friend you seriously cannot talk!! Also try educating yourself a little on the country! Nobody lives in a cave in Scotland, there are houses and YES even skyscrapers etc!! Nobody marries relatives or animals and i think if you do your research u will find that this happens more in America than it does anywhere else!! No running water or electricity????????????? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! The last comment i have also put in bold for you, Are you actually having a laugh?? You really need to get a life and get out more!!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Ah, you only 'dress up' in privacy. Do you do that with young boys or is that a seperate phase?
    Son, I can assure you, you are on the fast track to Hell.
    Hahahahaha!! You people are soooooo far off the radar its hilarious!!! Surely this site is a piss take????

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Oh give it a rest. The Bible does not support rape. It says that if you are raped and scream for help, but nobody hears you, you are blameless and only the rapist should be put to death (a little tougher than the 2 years our Liebral government gives them). If you are raped and don't scream, then you are just as guilty as the man and both should be put to death.

    But if you are raped and are unmarried AND not engaged, then you should marry your rapist. First of all it punishes the rapist because he will have to look at you and remember what he did to you for the rest of his life. Also it protects the woman because it guarantees her a husband who will take care of her for the rest of her life. The other option is that she be an old maid for the rest of her life because what man wants to marry used goods?

    Oh, and others have said, what does this have to do with Scotland? Is there an incredibly high number of rapes in the country?

    You should see someone!! Someone who can help you!! A Dr maybe???? Strange strange people on this forum!! The level of rape is nowhere near what happens in the most corrupt country in the WORLD!! Yes thats right America!!

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  • Ex-Pagan
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Bugger me! Im part Scottish >_>

    Not that I wear a bloody man skirt or anything.

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  • Nathan B. Forrest
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by Ambition View Post
    Get your facts right , don't accuse a nation without knowing a thing about it .
    If he loves her then why should her origin matter ?
    If she is a good christian ,why would it matter?
    And i saw that in your eyes god hates every country .......
    It's called a *Shift* button. Use it and learn some respect.

    -Nate

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Lack of Ambition:
    She comes from a land of drunks ergo, she has the tendency to be a drunk as will all her children. Worse still, will be her male children's desire to wear skirts. Disgusting!

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by Ambition View Post
    but I think that if she is a good christian then why is it bad to marry her
    This only applies if she is a True Christian(tm) lady. And there are very few of those in Scotland.

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  • Ambition
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    I'm sorry if I offended you with my post, but I think that if she is a good christian then why is it bad to marry her .Just because GOD hates a country ......

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by Ambition View Post
    Get your facts right , don't accuse a nation without knowing a thing about it. If he loves her then why should her origin matter? If she is a good christian ,why would it matter? And i saw that in your eyes god hates every country.......
    Please sober up before you post here.

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  • Ambition
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    Brother Guy, you were right to ask! Of course God Hates Scotland! The Scotch are nothing but a bunch of ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Most of them still lived in caves, marry their sisters (or animals), and have no access to electricity or running water!

    Your 'proposed love' may be hiding the fact from you that she's nothing more than an inbred cave-dwelling chain-smoking drunk, who's father's really her brother!

    Please see my GOD HATES SCOTLAND Thread for more information!

    Get your facts right , don't accuse a nation without knowing a thing about it .
    If he loves her then why should her origin matter ?
    If she is a good christian ,why would it matter?
    And i saw that in your eyes god hates every country .......

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Does God hate the Scots?

    Originally posted by paulmch View Post
    I think I might convert to Buddhism instead. Or perhaps Scientology is the key.
    It doesn't matter much, they all go to hell.

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