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Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

How can a flat earth have opposite sides?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

I don't understand. Aren't ALL Austrian women ugly?

I agree. I personally prefer blonde-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned, All American, True Christian™ young women. I'm single right now and I don't have plans to get married for another couple years. Maybe I'll start my own thread then.

Alright, check this out...
This girl is Australian, she's pretty and shes done more for God than this entire board has!

She looks like a hippy and no damned hippy has ever done more for God than this entire board...unless they started in 2006 and worked ceaselessly all day, every day, trying to save unsaved trash. No hippy has ever done that.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

I'm single right now and I don't have plans to get married for another couple years. Maybe I'll start my own thread then.

I sincerely pray that you don't plan to spend those years fornicating and defiling yourself.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

I sincerely pray that you don't plan to spend those years fornicating and defiling yourself.

Of course not. I'm well versed in the anti-fornication/anti-Onanism scriptures. I know that Jesus hates it enough to kill a man for it, and I certainly don't want Jesus mad at me. What's the point of Onanism? It's not producing little Christian soldiers, saving the lost, or raising money for the church. It's "unfruitful", so to speak. It's a waste of time, and a selfish, sinful act.

[Talitha]

Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

Of course not. I'm well versed in the anti-fornication/anti-Onanism scriptures. I know that Jesus hates it enough to kill a man for it, and I certainly don't want Jesus mad at me. What's the point of Onanism? It's not producing little Christian soldiers, saving the lost, or raising money for the church. It's "unfruitful", so to speak. It's a waste of time, and a selfish, sinful act.

You should be finding yourself a good True Christian(tm) Woman and start having Little Soldiers for Christ before your Seed runs dry.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

You should be finding yourself a good True Christian™ Woman and start having Little Soldiers for Christ before your Seed runs dry.

I would, but I'm not sure any True Christian™ young women would be interested in someone like me. I'm not a True Christian™ yet and I'm only out of Quarantine for 24 hours. If you know of a True Christian™ women with low enough standards, let me know.