[BrotherLarry]

Re: Need a good strong TC husband

Larry,
Long time no see. When are you coming over to pick up your UNO cards that you left at my place when I had those problems after my wife's sudden death. Just wondering.


Tom

Good Day, Mr. Taylor:


Your grief must have gotten to you, Brother. To me, all cards are of the devil and should not be touched since they can be a gateway to possession. The Lord tells us to avoid all appearance of evil.


My prayer is that your sojourn once again becomes joyful and that you continue to lean on the everlasting Arms of Jesus.


Your fellow traveler to the Promised Land,
BrotherLarry

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Need a good strong TC husband

Brother Larry,


Once again thank you for kind words that give me solace and the strength to carry on in this dreary life. Maybe one day I will be worthy of being welcomed into the arms of Jesus.


Yours in Christ


Thomas Taylor

[James Hutchins]

Re: Need a good strong TC husband

Sweet innocent Sister Rebecca, what Sister Joanna was hinting at is that the position of Mrs James Hutchins may become vacant quite soon. If you know what I mean.

Sadly for my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, she has become more and more scatter brained.
While the female gender does not have strong mental facilities naturally , being created to serve the Master of the house, my wife seems to be more and more confused. I have found her many times walking down the main road muttering loudly (not praying mind you) about something ("I'll show him, I'll blather, blather blather...", I'll stop beside her on my UTV and her face will be as pale as you could imagine if she had had relations with Satan.
I am terribly concerned as I have a sprawling plantation and there are many sinkholes and capped off wells around the property and it is exceedingly easy to fall in. I have already lost my two other wives and I suspect one day in the near future, my wife will make a mistake again and fall into a hole in the Earth deep in the firmament and land in a pool of fire and brimstone and suffer at the hands of the Devil (which is probably going to happen anyway).
I have learned it is best to be prepared and always walk around assuming the worst.
This gives me all the comfort I need:
1 Corinthians 13:6
Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;

Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

So... while I do not want to 'count my chickens before God creates baby chickens in the shells', I am also a man who believes in being prepared, be it married life or the coming Rapture.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Need a good strong TC husband

Brother Hutchins,


I haven't noticed a prayer request posted for your wife. Was this an oversight? I know as you age, you must be experiencing many of the same symptoms she is displaying.


One thing is certain, the prayers of Landover's faithful are powerful. Just look what happened with my dad. Twice, the chariot was swinging low, coming for to carry him home, when suddenly the wings of prayer created an updraft and caused him to soar back to life. It was such a surprise. You can just imagine how I felt about it.


Your Brother in Jesus,
BrotherLarry