Lonesome me

[Isabella White]

Re: Lonesome me

Mrs. Darrow from Chicago, I didn't carefully read your post but I would be delighted to make your acquaintance. My only stipulation would be that we meet in France. Of course, this is for purely romantic reasons! Think of the history, the culture, the flowers, or whatever they have here. In time, we could work out details such as getting myself a passport in your name and so on, nothing important for you to worry about.

Oh, how I am so sure that you will make such a lovely couple, dear Dr. Toole. Please keep me updated as to when I should begin baking your wedding cake.

A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Lonesome me

That person’s a female? No....his post states he’s a man if you read carefully. Mister Toole is asking a man on a date to Paris? Sorry, it’s not my place to ask about passport reasons. Gonna pretend I didn’t read that part like a good Christian female <3.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lonesome me

...My only stipulation would be that we meet in France...

You're still on the no-fly list?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Lonesome me

Mrs. Darrow from Chicago, I didn't carefully read your post but I would be delighted to make your acquaintance. My only stipulation would be that we meet in France. Of course, this is for purely romantic reasons! Think of the history, the culture, the flowers, or whatever they have here. In time, we could work out details such as getting myself a passport in your name and so on, nothing important for you to worry about.

[C. S. Darrow, Esq.]

Well, things in my ex-church in my hometown of Kenilworth, IL did not turn out as I'd hoped. Wheels are in motion here to move my law practice to Des Moines where I will visit two weeks from now on rather unpleasant business and some not-so-unpleasant business.

At any rate, without going into too many details, I will soon reside in Des Moines, likely by January 1, and the home I'm expecting to purchase (it's not for sale, but I'm confident that will change soon) in the "Westwood" neighborhood will be a bit larger than a single man can maintain and live in alone. I hope to be blessed with the companionship of a good Christian woman who knows her way around a spacious and newly renovated state-of-the-art kitchen with Cambria quartz counter tops and Wolf/Sub Zero appliances, who would love a 3/4-acre garden with a climate-controlled greenhouse, a stable for four horses, who understands the difference between a house and a home, and for whom the cleanliness of a modest, 5,100 square foot home and barn with five full bathrooms is indeed a reflection of the Godliness of her husband, and therefore of herself. I'll be in town the week of Helloween and will be residing at the Downtown Marriott for the week. There are two restaurants there, both highly rated, and I would welcome the opportunity to meet with a woman of appropriate countenance in that setting, that we might have dinner, perhaps some spirits, and some talk. After dinner, we can repair to the common lounge area adjacent to the skywalk, overlooking the city lights, and share some favorite verses from my Bible before you depart for the evening by taxi, which I will happily fund on your behalf. If it is God's will, we may meet again and a tour of my residence should be possible by Thankgiving, with a chaperone, of course. I will only entertain replies via this forum. Please be sure to include a recent high-definition photo of yourself, appropriately attired.