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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
    On Parole
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 753

    #16
    Re: Courting a young lady

    Instincts are for animals. I have my Bible.

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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #17
      Re: Courting a young lady

      Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
      Not really sure, could be the hair parted down the middle thing or maybe the silly grin,maybe you seem to know too much about fags in T shirts. I've learned to rely on my instincts.
      Is it because he's a Ginger, Don Bozo?

      We're working with him to help him overcome the traitorous Ginger instincts, but it IS challenging.
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      • Mr. Seth Cochran
        On Parole
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 753

        #18
        Re: Courting a young lady

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        Is it because he's a Ginger, Don Bozo?

        We're working with him to help him overcome the traitorous Ginger instincts, but it IS challenging.
        Quite, Sister Jenny. But I assure you, I'm not contagious. Do you have an ex-Ginger ministry that I can go through?

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #19
          Re: Courting a young lady

          Speaking of gingers I think I've seen that Bonyface guy hanging around. What a 70's loser.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Don Bozo el Guapo
            God's Pincushion
            • Apr 2008
            • 651

            #20
            Re: Courting a young lady

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Is it because he's a Ginger, Don Bozo?

            We're working with him to help him overcome the traitorous Ginger instincts, but it IS challenging.
            Hola J.D. mi bustless bonita. Wuzza Ginger? Some kinda afro gringo? Is it ok to just dislike someone on sight? Somethin bout this guy just irks me. 35 years as a narco trafficante (and not a day in prison) made me a pretty good judge of people This pendejo just seems to creep me out. If you dont want Juan services any more I can fill in till someone else comes along and I promise to be genle with your cookie jar.
            Wrestling with Demons.
            Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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            • Ahimaaz Smith
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 2549

              #21
              Re: Courting a young lady

              Forgive me for stating the obvious, but isn't Don Bozo in the hoosegow down Mexico way? The only young ladies he'll be courting are Mexicanian criminals. And Bozo, when we say you should love Jesus with all your heart, that isn't what we mean.

              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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              • Don Bozo el Guapo
                God's Pincushion
                • Apr 2008
                • 651

                #22
                Re: Courting a young lady

                Originally posted by Ahmaazz Smith View Post
                Forgive me for stating the obvious, but isn't Don Bozo in the hoosegow down Mexico way? The only young ladies he'll be courting are Mexicanian criminals. And Bozo, when we say you should love Jesus with all your heart, that isn't what we mean.
                The lovely Sister M&Ms (With the foot fungus) got me out on a prisoner exchange and sent to quarantine for thanksgiving, gotta love that girl.
                Wrestling with Demons.
                Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #23
                  Re: Courting a young lady

                  Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                  Is it ok to just dislike someone on sight?
                  Most Certainly, Don Bozo, mi solo, if they are not carrying the KJV 1611!

                  PS "Fleas' Navidad" to everyone down there in the messicant Prison!

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                  • Don Bozo el Guapo
                    God's Pincushion
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 651

                    #24
                    Re: Courting a young lady

                    Originally posted by SU< View Post
                    Most Certainly, Don Bozo, mi solo, if they are not carrying the KJV 1611!

                    PS "Fleas' Navidad" to everyone down there in the messicant Prison!
                    Bearners Dias SU< mi bonita nina. M&Ms got me outa that messican jail by haveing me transferd to Quarantine for the Thanksgiveing holidays, bless her hard heart. then after a very short parole looks like shes sending me back to Quarantine this weekend. God certainly does work miracles if she got knocked up in the middle of menapause. Happy Virgin of Guadalupe day.(Virgens in Mehico,aint that a hoot?)
                    .
                    Wrestling with Demons.
                    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #25
                      Re: Courting a young lady

                      Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                      Bearners Dias
                      And bony nolgas!

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                      • VinnieVespisti
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 41

                        #26
                        Re: Courting a young lady

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        And bony nolgas!
                        ....huh? Vinnie was going to buy his lil Susie-Sue a drank, but she's already so drunk she's yabberin' in code about boners.

                        so now that Seth dude's been banned, can I have all the ladies who posted on this here thread? thanks.

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                        • Magikarp
                          hateful Danish communis
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 266

                          #27
                          Re: Courting a young lady

                          Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
                          ....huh? Vinnie was going to buy his lil Susie-Sue a drank, but she's already so drunk she's yabberin' in code about boners.

                          so now that Seth dude's been banned, can I have all the ladies who posted on this here thread? thanks.
                          Well, technically he's banned, but he's not gone. Seth has been trying to start trouble here for the last two years, and this is just one of the many accounts he has made. He'll probably be back, unless someone took care of him.

                          And the strangest thing today. On the bus there was a faint scent of hair-oil, and you come back here on the same day.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #28
                            Re: Courting a young lady

                            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                            Well, technically he's banned, but he's not gone. Seth has been trying to start trouble here for the last two years, and this is just one of the many accounts he has made. He'll probably be back, unless someone took care of him.
                            I understand Seth decided to take an extended trip to Guatemala after a visit from the Department of Faith.

                            Had he told you of his troublemaking ways, Karp? Did he try to entice you away from the Lord's Favorite Church?

                            It's always good to help God's Favorite Church understand its enemies better.
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                            • VinnieVespisti
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 41

                              #29
                              Re: Courting a young lady

                              Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                              Well, technically he's banned, but he's not gone. Seth has been trying to start trouble here for the last two years, and this is just one of the many accounts he has made. He'll probably be back, unless someone took care of him.
                              there's a rumor Seth used all those accounts to make a love connection, and finally got lucky with some LBC christer chick.......... so now he's lying in a dumpster with a big cross carved into his forehead, last seen by an angry mob of LBC closet homos.

                              And the strangest thing today. On the bus there was a faint scent of hair-oil, and you come back here on the same day.
                              hey thanks for saying the scent was only faint, bro..... dude can get a lil self-conscious about his metrosexuality, y'know?

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                              • SayvedByTheLord
                                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2007
                                • 3151

                                #30
                                Re: Courting a young lady

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                I understand Seth decided to take an extended trip to Guantanamo after a visit from the Department of Faith.

                                Had he told you of his troublemaking ways, Karp? Did he try to entice you away from the Lord's Favorite Church?

                                It's always good to help God's Favorite Church understand its enemies better.


                                I certainly hope he enjoys his stay down there.


                                Leviticus 26:27-29

                                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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