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  • #31
    Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

    Well Miss Undecided! Clearly the fact that you've posted all this screams that what you want is a Godly man to cure you of your sinning ways and to cure that sassy mouth of yours!

    You are not being at all grateful to Mister Seeker for his most generous offer to make you his wife. It seems he'd be able to teach you a thing or two about proper women's manners!
    Why, it is an honor to have a Godly man make an offer for you, I myself am waiting until that one of the Pastors finds a Godly man for me, so I can start doing what I was put on this Earth to do, make babies. Really, dear, you talk of studying? A woman doesn't need to know that. It won't help you in childbirth, or when you're cleaning the floor.

    Pastors, maybe Undecided needs to take some lessons from the wiser Landover ladies? Maybe they could help brainwash her make her into a proper Christian lady(r).
    Last edited by Lady Sorrow; 01-19-2007, 06:11 AM.

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    • #32
      Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

      Originally posted by Undecided View Post
      So, if you don't like this post, you can blame Salvation Seeker, because I'm only here because he told me to come here and post. old :p

      I think this is kind of pointless because I'm not actually looking for a relationship, but seeing as I like talking, especially about myself, what the hell, right?

      Good gracious, really?

      and an extremely proud Canadian (I was born under my flag and I will live and die under my flag). I am Pagan and I am a Witch. I'm not gay, but I am pro-gay. I don't think I would ever have an abortion, because I desperately want to be a mother, but I support women who choose abortion.

      I was tempted to make some comments about how and where you were conceived, but for the sake of the pure Landover Ladies, won't go into it here.

      ...but I'm a good massuse. I've never heard a single complaint from anybody I've ever massaged; in fact, they don't really say a lot because I tend to relax them so much that they fall asleep.

      Are you sure that they are relaxed? I nearly dozed off halfway through your post and often fall asleep if I try to read more than two or three of your effusions. But this is not from relaxation.
      I'm afraid that it doesn't surprise me that you have not recanted of your witchery. You will have all of eternity in the company of the greatest and most vile witch of all -- Satan himself -- to regret your foolishness.
      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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      • #33
        Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
        From what I understand, there won't be any negotiating because it's already been decided and I apparently have no say.

        But that won't stop me from saying no.
        He meant that me and the Church elders will have to negotiate it.
        You're not invited, as we cannot have the future bride standing there, blushing and everything while we make plans for the wedding.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #34
          Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

          Originally posted by Undecided View Post
          I know exactly how it looks to you. But like I said, because of your beliefs you wouldn't try to protect your children from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, nor will I try to protect mine from a hell I don't believe exists.
          The Flying Spaghetti Monster is, in fact, one of Satan's many disguises! Certainly, we would protect our children from its evil and perverse influence!

          You can clearly see the Flying Spaghetti Monster/Satan in this ancient mural, about to engage in unspeakable acts of depravity with a minuscule-tallywhackered man who has disrobed in anticipation of contact with the phallic "noodly appendage"!



          Oh yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is every bit as real as Satan!!
          Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-19-2007, 06:22 PM.

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          • #35
            Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
            My circular logic! Goodness you are impossible.
            So you admit that it is impossible for your circular logic to prevail against Jesus' truth? Praise!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #36
              Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              He meant that me and the Church elders will have to negotiate it.
              You're not invited, as we cannot have the future bride standing there, blushing and everything while we make plans for the wedding.
              Ah, I see. I suppose that does make some sense. But I am picking the colours, the flowers, my dress and your tux.



              "If you can't beat'em..."
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              • #37
                Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                "If you can't beat'em..."
                ...they're not your wife?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #38
                  Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  Ah, I see. I suppose that does make some sense. But I am picking the colours, the flowers, my dress and your tux.
                  I suppose that's allright, as long as the Church elders allow it and your decisions are in line with theirs.

                  Just a few rules:
                  No bright faggot colours, white and/or black only!
                  Nothing homerish in neither color, shape, or form!
                  Same goes for the tux and the dress!
                  And flowers? Doubtful!
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • #39
                    Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance
                    ...they're not your wife?
                    The correct response is "Join'em".
                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    I suppose that's all right, as long as the Church Elders allow it and your decisions are in line with theirs.
                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post

                    Just a few rules:
                    No bright faggot colours, white and/or black only!
                    Nothing homerish in neither colour, shape, or form!
                    Same goes for the tux and the dress!
                    And flowers? Doubtful!
                    No. No, no, no, no, no. If I'm going to get married against my will, I'm going to have a few things done my way. I will have red roses and purple calla lillies and pretty yellow daffodils (not all in the same arrangement, of course, that would end up looking silly). My bouquet will be red roses only. My dress is going to be purple, and your tie will match. No stupid looking bow-ties are allowed within the wedding party. If guests want to look like fools and wear bow-ties, they can, but I won't have anyone messing up my wedding pictures with those horrible things. My Bride's Maids will wear yellow dresses with red accents and your Groom's Men will have red ties. None of these colours are allowed to be bright: I don't want bright purple, red, or yellow on people. On the flowers, that's all right. The reds on the clothes will be deep, as will the purples. The yellows are going to be this shade: link to the yellow I've chosen.

                    And the rest is up to you menfolk. I'm going through with this forced wedding, and I imagine I'll be putting up with a lot of stupid requests from my husband-to-be once this whole thing is over, and all I'm asking if that you allow me to pick out the colours and the dresses. That not so much. If you're all such tough men, I think you should be able to handle that. Besides, girls dream of their wedding days their whole lives... It would be so upsetting if I couldn't have at least a few things to be the way I've always pictured them.
                    Last edited by WickedWitch; 01-23-2007, 06:41 PM.
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                    • #40
                      Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                      Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                      The correct response is "Join'em".
                      The correct response to ANYTHING a True Christian™ man tells you is "Yes, sir, I will." Unless he's telling you not to do something, in which case "No, sir, I won't" is more applicable. Also, "Praise Jesus!" is acceptable in nearly all circumstances, but not all (see the 2006 mid-term elections for an example of a situation in which shouting "Praise Jesus!" might not be considered suitable.

                      Originally posted by Undecided
                      Blah, blah, blah, blah, I have ovaries where my soul should be...
                      Originally posted by Undecided
                      And the rest is up to you menfolk. I'm going through with this forced wedding, and I imagine I'll be putting up with a lot of stupid requests from my husband-to-be once this whole thing is over, and all I'm asking if that you allow me to pick out the colours and the dresses. That not so much. If you're all such tough men, I think you should be able to handle that. Besides, girls dream of their wedding days their whole lives... It would be so upsetting if I couldn't have at least a few things to be the way I've always pictured them.
                      Your wedding day is one day. Your afterlife is eternal. How do you picture that?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #41
                        Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                        I am a gook but I can't cook worth a darn. (in fact I'm ordering out for Rice tonight)
                        another slant-eye! You should marry Hitoshi's horney friend.
                        I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                        • #42
                          Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                          Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                          another slant-eye! You should marry Hitoshi's horney friend.
                          And you should keep your racist comments to yourself. *Beats RetardFace with her Mighty Stick of Justice* What are you even doing in here, anyway? That post has nothing to do with my personal ad or my wedding. Sod off!
                          Last edited by WickedWitch; 01-23-2007, 08:56 PM.
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                          • #43
                            Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                            Salvation Seeker, I did a little shopping. Which do you want for your wedding?





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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                              Salvation Seeker, I did a little shopping. Which do you want for your wedding?
                              No proper ties?
                              I've never been too fond of bowties.

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              And you should keep your racist comments to yourself. *Beats RetardFace with her Mighty Stick of Justice* What are you even doing in here, anyway? That post has nothing to do with my personal ad or my wedding. Sod off!
                              Never mind Star-Finder, dear..
                              He's just jealous that he could never consummate a marriage since his stones were blown off.
                              He's only trying to "hit you up" for an invitation.


                              I don't mind that you're a gook, Jesus can make you as white as snow.
                              Don't worry about it.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • #45
                                Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                                Hmmmm I don't think I would give up my culture, even for Jesus.

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