[Mistress Cookie]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

No. Snails. It's a French dish; the JOOS call it gefilte.

UUUGGGGH! Is that one enormous snail, pulled out of its defenseless little shell ? ?

It looks more like a skinned rat torso.

Well, I supose eating those are some sort of barbaric religious rite for them. I know they have all those mysterious ceremonies with charred bones and tears...but still ! ! !

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

UUUGGGGH! Is that one enormous snail, pulled out of its defenseless little shell ? ?

Yeah, pretty much. Then they pull off it's little eyestalks and call it kosher.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Would Brother Bathfire or Brother Nobar King happen to be single? Their impressive manly beards indicate begetting a babe of the masculine variety upon Sweet Sister Jenny. We do need more men to lead the Next generation of True Christian™ soildiers.

[Nobar King]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Honey, I'm a little too old for that sweet young thing, plus, the last thing I need in my house is a bunch of rug-rats messing everything up. Thank you for flattering my beard, though.

[SUV]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Get a Husband (or two) the good old fashioned way. Like I did.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Get a Husband (or two) the good old fashioned way. Like I did.

By picking them up in bars?

[Nobar King]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

It's the smoking thing. She asks men for cigarettes and then they're hooked.

[SUV]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

By picking them up in bars?

Really, Pastor! I tried to pick Don Bozo del Guapo up from the gutter in Christian Love but then saw he had no head.

Ah, but who are we to question His ways?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Whatever happened to Don Bozo, anyway?

Incidentally, did I mention that I'm single?

[Nobar King]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

You do have that 'desperate' look. Have you tried the 'Christian Singles' banner ads that I keep seeing. (or the ones offering Vietnamese wives?)

[JennyD]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Interesting.

Tell me, Rev. Rod, how would you feel about a widow who is a career woman and . . . um . . . barren?

Being widowed and an orphan, I must only marry if I so choose, you see.

[loewengeist]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

if you want a husband who beats his wife in the so called name of some god, you def. came to the right place. these people will all be in hell, theres not a nutjob on this forum that will make it to heaven..

now look what you made me did, go off and pass judgement. oh well never said i was great either, atleast i dont take the words out of context and preach on discipling or whatever you wackjobs call it my wife. people like this give christianity and religion a bad name. people like these are the reason the world is in the shape it is.

idiots

good day

[SUV]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

if you want a Husband who beats his wife in the Holy, Righteous Name of God

I do

[JennyD]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

I do

Too bad Loewenbrau isn't a Godly person, Sister!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

if you want a husband who beats his wife in the so called name of some god, you def. came to the right place. these people will all be in hell, theres not a nutjob on this forum that will make it to heaven.

The pact of forgiveness for human frailty that exists between True Christian™ husband and wife is one of the most sacred covenants on Earth.

I pity you for not having grasped, or experienced, that.