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  • Elizabeth
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    • May 2009
    • 34

    #31
    Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

    Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
    Lay off that "booze" for one day and look again when your vision is not blurry anymore.
    No, I have not being drinking, or smoking reefer or taking LSD or whatever the hell else you assume I do. Tell me what I am seeing wrong. The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus, from penis to girl's mouth, from guy's mouth to vagina, among others. The green arrows mean "virginity preserved" as indicated by the key on top.

    How could this mean anything different from how I am interpreting it?

    And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.

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    • Nobar King
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      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #32
      Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

      The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus
      No it doesn't. You must need new glasses.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Ugly_Kid_Joe
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        • Mar 2009
        • 272

        #33
        Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

        Originally posted by Elizabeth View Post
        No, I have not being drinking, or smoking reefer or taking LSD or whatever the hell else you assume I do. Tell me what I am seeing wrong. The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus, from penis to girl's mouth, from guy's mouth to vagina, among others. The green arrows mean "virginity preserved" as indicated by the key on top.

        How could this mean anything different from how I am interpreting it?

        And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.
        Well, I did not accuse you of smoking reefer or taking LSD, although you did gave me a idea just now.

        The way you interpret it is typical for your kind of people.
        You see 2 buttocks and you immediately think of the exit hole that is between them and what queers do to those.
        Let me remind you that a True Christian does not share that point of view.

        Like I said, you have to look properly, but you seem to lack the ability to do just that.
        Do you see that big red arrow? It points straight to the female entrance that should be sealed untill marriage.

        Now look at the green arrows. They point at the buttocks. Clearly indicating there is nothing there a True Christian man would think of entering...
        And it most certainly does not point right to the middle of the buttocks.

        And in case you didnt read, which is pretty much the case, let me express again that anal sex is NOT good and tolerated. It's not even a question of "preserving virginity" or not, it is simply evil and a trademark of the gay community.

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        • Elizabeth
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          • May 2009
          • 34

          #34
          Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

          Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
          Like I said, you have to look properly, but you seem to lack the ability to do just that.
          Do you see that big red arrow? It points straight to the female entrance that should be sealed untill marriage.

          Now look at the green arrows. They point at the buttocks. Clearly indicating there is nothing there a True Christian man would think of entering...
          And it most certainly does not point right to the middle of the buttocks.
          Okay, I am looking at the chart properly now, and I have noticed that the red arrow does not point to the vagina, but the labia majora. Since I took labia majora to mean vagina, I also assumed buttocks would mean asshole. Forgive me.

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          • WickedWitch
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            • Jan 2007
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            #35
            Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

            The point remains that the chart doesn't indicate whether or not one can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin (because I neither see a red arrow, nor do I see any green arrows, pointing from penis to anus). Perhaps you need to make an updated chart to solve this problem?
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            • Ebenezer Wright
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              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #36
              Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              The point remains that the chart doesn't indicate whether or not one can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin (because I neither see a red arrow, nor do I see any green arrows, pointing from penis to anus). Perhaps you need to make an updated chart to solve this problem?
              This should all be common sense!
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              • WickedWitch
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                • Jan 2007
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                #37
                Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                This should all be common sense!
                Pointing out that having vaginal intercourse means you're no longer a virgin is common sense, too, and yet the need was felt to make that ridiculous chart. The chart should at least be complete.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #38
                  Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                  Originally posted by Elizabeth View Post

                  And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.
                  Coming from a feminazi communist who believes that her grandfather was a gorilla, I'm not surprised.

                  Look up the word "virgin" in a dictionary. We don't make things up here, we follow the Holy Word of God.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #39
                    Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                    So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #40
                      Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
                      Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #41
                        Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.
                        You didn't answer my question. *Snicker*
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • WickedWitch
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #42
                          Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
                          LMAO!
                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.
                          According to your chart, though, Rachael asked a valid question.
                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          You didn't answer my question. *Snicker*
                          The way you asked your question made him realise how ridiculous their silly little chart is, he's too embarrassed to answer.
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                          • JennyD
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                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #43
                            Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
                            I'd have a daughter who was stoned to death for playing the harlot even if she WAS still a virgin, that's what I'd have.
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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #44
                              Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                              LMAO!

                              I know, right?

                              According to your chart, though, Rachael asked a valid question.

                              I sure did. I mean I know girls in Brazil apparently technically call themselves virgins even though they've done anal more times than they can count. That, to me, is just stupid. Sex is sex, regardless of orifice.

                              The way you asked your question made him realise how ridiculous their silly little chart is, he's too embarrassed to answer.
                              So I noticed.

                              I'd have a daughter who was stoned to death for playing the harlot even if she WAS still a virgin, that's what I'd have.
                              So you're now saying a virgin can be a harlot? Explain that reasoning, please? Please, do try explaining it. I await your response with a bucket of popcorn. *snicker*
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • WickedWitch
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                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1366

                                #45
                                Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing
                                I sure did. I mean I know girls in Brazil apparently technically call themselves virgins even though they've done anal more times than they can count. That, to me, is just stupid. Sex is sex, regardless of orifice. I agree to an extent: I don't think oral counts as sex, and I don't think handjobs count as sex, either.

                                So you're now saying a virgin can be a harlot? Explain that reasoning, please? Please, do try explaining it. I await your response with a bucket of popcorn. *snicker*
                                Another good point!
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