[Miss April]

Re: Jess and Alli

Bethany,

Why are you forcing your daughters to marry MALES? Without your intervention and brainwashing, they can grow up to be fine, intelligent, liberated lesbians like myself. It would preferable if you let your daughters move away to a progressive, civilized city like San Francisco. They would then be able to attend culture studies classes at the university and find their true selves.

If you were a loving mother and cared about them, you would let them be free to become who they want to be. Instead you are brainwashing them into your cult ways. For shame! <---this smiley should be brown skinned, by the way. Racist smileys discriminate against African-Americans.

How Dare you say something like that You Black Nigo That Needs Two go back where She came From She Is a Loving Mother Just Because Her and Husband Don't Want there Girls Two grow up and be a Racist Lesbain like You Does not mean shes a bad mother She seems like a great mother So why Don't you just go back Two Africa and start being a slave again

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jess and Alli

Mrs Covington,

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Johnny Ray James and I live in Jacksonville NC. I'm a single white christian man looking for a wholesome christian wife. Can either of you girls filet catfish, and are they good at gardening? Also, I'm looking for a woman that don't mind when I take an ocasional taste of liquer. She must also be a virgin and like to cook. I have an extended cab pickup truck and a nearly paid for double wide, so theres plenty of room to grow the family from the get go.

Thanks, and God Bless
Johhny

Is there some reason why you decided to post your wife quest here, in the middle of someone else's thread? Pay attention boy!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Jess and Alli

Hate to break it to you randy males, but those girls are muslims. I thought you didn't like muslims?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Jess and Alli

Hate to break it to you randy males, but those girls are muslims. I thought you didn't like muslims?

Are you smoking toad's eyeballs again, heathen witch? Sister Bethany said those are her daughters and she raised them to be faithful, loyal, submissive, True Christian™ women! She surely didn't raise no Mohammedists!

She is just very conservative about showing the naked parts of her daughters, like the arms or the ears, which might excite the sexual juices of males. She is a fine, upstanding Christian woman who raised her daughters well.

Edit: Although, that Jessica is showing a little too much wrist and forearm for her own good. Better watch closely that one.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Jess and Alli

And you're trusting her word based on what exactly..?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Jess and Alli

And you're trusting her word based on what exactly..?

Because she is a Godly, Christian woman would not lie to a Godly, Christian forum, would she? Christians don't lie. Never have, never will!

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Jess and Alli

Hate to break it to you randy males, but those girls are muslims. I thought you didn't like muslims?

Not my girls, we would stone them if they were. My girls can open the door and say "Welcome Home Lord Jesus" can yours?. We honor the Lord, not tempt him. My girls protect the gift that will be their husband.

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Jess and Alli

And you're trusting her word based on what exactly..?

And why shouldn't he? Would you perfer them to be Muslims for your own twisted sexuality? Would you get excited by peeling the layers of their clothing off their young bodies? You are a pig!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Jess and Alli


I needed a good giggle. Thanks for that!

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Jess and Alli

I needed a good giggle. Thanks for that!

I know Jesus would prefer if you used his Godly system of "quote" posting so we could stop entertaining you!