[Larry Lee]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

Apparently, VanHaggard is afraid she'd explode if exposed to Jesus' love.

Which is approximately my concern with Daniel.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

Apparently, VanHaggard is afraid she'd explode if exposed to Jesus' love.

No, I was trying not to vomit at the idea of being exposed to said......love....

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

No, I was trying not to vomit at the idea of being exposed to said......love....

Perhaps you'd appreciate it better if you spelled it "lurve"?

As in

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

Which is approximately my concern with Daniel.

I share your concern, Brother Lee.

It is obvious that both VanWidebottom and Daniel suffer from the same neglect: They weren't beaten nearly often enough as children, hence their predisposition to smart-alecky back-talk.

While the witch Vantubolard is probably beyond help, Daniel is certainly worth our efforts at reclamation for Christ. Perhaps a few sessions with Brother BJ and that "mens circle" group he has going would help get Daniel back on the straight and narrow, rock hard and throbbing path to Salvation©.

[Larry Lee]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

Daniel is certainly worth our efforts at reclamation for Christ. Perhaps a few sessions with Brother BJ and that "mens circle" group he has going would help get Daniel back on the straight and narrow, rock hard and throbbing path to Salvation©.

Excellent suggestion, Brother. I think some compulsory service in the BJ Security Detail would keep Daniel occupied -- And put an end to his lascivious snuffing about the Sisters' Bible Studies.

[Daniel]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

Excellent suggestion, Brother. I think some compulsory service in the BJ Security Detail would keep Daniel occupied -- And put an end to his lascivious snuffing about the Sisters' Bible Studies.

I'd be more than happy to volunteer. P.S. You're right. My father didn't beat me often enough. It's time to make up for that.

[Daniel]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

I noticed that there wasn't much activity on this thread. I'm still single and I'm available this Friday night.

[Larry Lee]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

I noticed that there wasn't much activity on this thread. I'm still single and I'm available this Friday night.

EXCELLENT. This Friday we're cleaning out the basement of Fellowship Hall -- from the flooding and sewage problem. You can man the shovel.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

I noticed that there wasn't much activity on this thread. I'm still single and I'm available this Friday night.

Due to your recent falling away from Jesus, I doubt you'll find a good Christian woman now. Unless you plan on getting back on that narrow path, you might as well start taking a look at the assorted witches who infest this forum as only unSaved harlots would even consider an unSaved man.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

Due to your recent falling away from Jesus, I doubt you'll find a good Christian woman now. Unless you plan on getting back on that narrow path, you might as well start taking a look at the assorted witches who infest this forum as only unSaved harlots would even consider an unSaved man.

Oh, was he narrowpathy's boyfriend? Hmm, well, that makes sense, although I was sure that narrowpathy's undying devotion was to his mattress.
Or maybe little boy and narrowpathy both shared Mrs Sealy-A-Narrowpathy?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

Due to your recent falling away from Jesus, I doubt you'll find a good Christian woman now. Unless you plan on getting back on that narrow path, you might as well start taking a look at the assorted witches who infest this forum as only unSaved harlots would even consider an unSaved man.

I suppose that I could take this thread over.
After all, I'm still looking for a proper Christian woman to become my wife.

[belle_dillinger (On Moderation)]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

I suppose that I could take this thread over.
After all, I'm still looking for a proper Christian woman to become my wife.

I'm a good christian woman...what's your REAL name, address, phone number, SSN?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

I'm a good christian woman...what's your REAL name, address, phone number, SSN?

As you have discovered, that was an improper question coming from unsaved scum such as yourself. Care to re-phrase it?

[belle_dillinger (On Moderation)]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

My abject apologies, your Worshipfullness Holinessness, sir,

I was merely trying to get his address so I might send him my late husband's Bible, which has passges in it hand written by John the Baptist AND Cotton Mather. steal his identity, open credit cards in his name, and use the funds to upgrade my crystal meth operation.

Again, my sincere and abject apologies.

Yours in Christ,

Belle , poor widder underfunded drug dealer lady

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I'm looking for a good Christian woman

I'm a good christian woman...what's your REAL name, address, phone number, SSN?

Did you misunderstand me? I said Christian women, not harlots.. But I'll humor you:
My real name is Titus S. Johnson... And I have several addresses, and thus phone numbers. But most of the time I live in Freehold.
But I don't court harlots, nor do I associate with you, so you're not getting my numbers, nor my exact adresses.
Don't bother to search for me either, I've made sure I'm not listed.
And Freehold isn't even on public maps.


I think you're either here to mock us, or you are a golddigging whore.. or a con artist.
Neither will find much success here, and you better shape up before Jesus decides to throw you under a bus.