[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!

If you're not praying to Jesus for my well-being, you're putting a hex on me as anything not going through God is going through Satan.
Luckily I'm strong enough in Christ that there shouldn't be a problem, but I still ask that you do your part to remove the hex. Please pray to Jesus and ask Him to forgive your sin. That should do it.

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

There is no hex my dear, please believe me. I only wished you well. And Porridge is made from OATS not christian children. I'd invest in some it would help the aggression.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

There is no hex my dear, please believe me. I only wished you well.

And where did Jesus fit into it? If it's not of God, it's of Satan! Even if the devil has convinced you that you're doing good, you're not! He's using you as a vessel to do harm upon True Christians! Do you think Satan wants me to marry and raise children in God's name? No!
You must repent and remove the hex!

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

There is no Hex. Wytches Don't hex people. Grow up.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Sure. Witches don't hex people, the Jews didn't kill Jesus, the homosexuals don't have an agenda and the Democrats don't want to strip us of our liberties. Whatever you say, you crazy Nazi.

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Now thats a new low. And pretty much what I would expect from you. Ah so young, so foolish.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Now thats a new low. And pretty much what I would expect from you. Ah so young, so foolish.

Um, your current profile says you're 20, and a woman to boot!
So you can't really talk about age or foolishness..

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

There is no Hex. Wytches Don't hex people. Grow up.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.
...
19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
18:12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

2 Kings 21:6 And he made his son pass through the fire, and observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.

You refuse to acknowledge or remove the hex, and you insult me. Fine. God knows well what you did, and without repentance, your time will come. He does not take kindly to witches, and I'm sure He has even less patience for those who try to corrupt the language by throwing in the letter Y where it doesn't belong, just because it looks prettier and more New Agey.
As I said, I'm strong in my faith and I know that Jesus is with me, so I don't need you to remove your hex. I was hoping for your sake that you'd see the error of your ways, but it was to no avail.
Enjoy the eternal anguish.

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Um, your current profile says you're 20, and a woman to boot!
So you can't really talk about age or foolishness..

Yes. I'm 20 and Female. What ist your point? By merely pointing out facts about myself you fail to prove any insult. I have black hair to and green eyes.. wow Who would have thought!

To Sister Mary Maria. I am sorry If I offended you. I didn't mean to . I only wanted to say good luck but I'm sorry if I "hexed" you. Although I am sure merely saying good luck is not a hex. But I'll say ungoodluck if it makes you feel any better?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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To Sister Mary Maria. I am sorry If I offended you. I didn't mean to . I only wanted to say good luck but I'm sorry if I "hexed" you. Although I am sure merely saying good luck is not a hex. But I'll say ungoodluck if it makes you feel any better?

Just say these words... "I'm sorry, Jesus."

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Okay for you sister

I'm sorry Jesus

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

There is no Hex. Wytches Don't hex people. Grow up.

Wiccans generally don't.
But I daresay a great deal of practicing witches would disagree with you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Wiccans generally don't.
But I daresay a great deal of practicing witches would disagree with you.

As has been clearly demonstrated in these pages, there is no difference between witches and wiccians, as they as one and the same.

Jesus will be disposing of the lot of you when He returns to earth with a huge sword sticking out of His mouth. And I can't WAIT to see that!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Yes. I'm 20 and Female. What ist your point? By merely pointing out facts about myself you fail to prove any insult. I have black hair to and green eyes.. wow Who would have thought!

My point should be pretty obvious. (But maybe not for the mentally lacking.)
You accuse someone of being young and foolish, despite these two facts:

1. You're young yourself.
2. You're a woman, the very epitome of foolishness.
Can you spell "hypocrisy", kraut?


Enjoy Hell!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

IDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!!!!!!!!!!

(Oh - that was for Brother Green. Sister M&M, perhaps we can make it a double Wedding?

This still won't give Sinners permission to sing, "Here Comes the Bride! Big, Fat & Wide!")

Hot Diggity!


I love it when a good Christian lady can not say too many times of how much she loves a good GOD-fearin' BIBLE-believin' GUN-totin' Christian man!


Just wait till you see the wedding dress I picked out for you to wear! In no way will you look like a harlot, I assure you. This dress will cover every part of you delicate Christian body. No wardrobe malfunctions will be possible.

And I hope NOBODY attending will sing "Here Comes the groom; Everyone leave the room!"


Also, despite my name I ask that nobody turn the colour of it when I plant a Godly kiss on my bride-to-be. However if you do attend, it doesn't hurt to to give us precious gifts also associated with my name!



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