In need of a Strong Christian Husband

[godsdrummer]

As most of you know, I'm fairly new on the Godly forum, but I do feel comfortable enough to begin a search for a Husband. I'm 20, nearly 21. I was saved just recently, and I feel so much better about my life. My grandmother has taught me to to cook and clean, and I came about baking rather naturally. (I can make a good peach cobbler). I could do with a few beatings sometimes, I can smart off occassionally.

I just broke up with my long time boyfriend, we had been together for a few years, and he had developed this really bad habit of constantly asking or pushing for a more, physical, relationship. I told him countless times that I was saving myself for marriage, and he did not want to hear it. I told him that I wasn't interested in him or his wants anymore, and when he can respect my body, then he can try to come back (Him becoming Christian would help a lot too).

Also I live in the Knoxville TN area, but I would be willing to move.

[James Hutchins]

Re: In need of a Strong Christian Husband

Do you know anything about outboard motors?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: In need of a Strong Christian Husband

As a life long bachelor, I have chosen to remain unwed. We do have a very eligible pilot here on our Godly boards though. His name is Aaron Portway, and he would be quite a catch for someone like you.

I'm sure he will be along shortly. There are very few Christian women worthy of such a man, I can assure you.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi Godsdrummer!

I agree with the Professor, Captain Portway is a really nice guy. And he gets to fly all over the world with the Pastors! If you married him, maybe you could be a stewardess or something on one of the Landover jets!

If I was into older Christian guys, I would like him, but I like Christian guys who are more my age. I have a guy friend that I may get serious with one day, but he isn't into Jesus as much as me, so we will probably just stay friends.

Anyways, nice to meet you and I hope we can become really good friends.

Tammi

[Jenni111]

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I'm sure you'll find a great Christian man to marry!

[godsdrummer]

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Mr. Hutchins, do you mean boat motors, or something completely different?

Professor, thank you, and I would be interested, thank you for the heads up.

Tammi, I do like to fly, that would be a great oppurtunity wouldn't it? To get to serve a Husband and the wonderful Pastors of the church.

[James Hutchins]

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Mr. Hutchins, do you mean boat motors, or something completely different?

Professor, thank you, and I would be interested, thank you for the heads up.

Tammi, I do like to fly, that would be a great oppurtunity wouldn't it? To get to serve a Husband and the wonderful Pastors of the church.

Yes, I do.
I do not want to start a riff, but I also want to be fair. Don't question these words. If need be, the meaning will be clear in due time.

[godsdrummer]

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I do know a little bit about boat motors. My grandpa taught me.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hello Miss Drummer! I see I've already been semi-introduced. I have been married three times before, twice to the same woman, but that was before I was Saved for my last and final time.

Since God last welcomed me back into His loving mercy, I have been as pure as the driving snows. I am "in the market" for a fine upstanding Christian lady. Are you Saved? I see you are just a Forum Member. That might be fine while I court you, but if we are to be bound together in wedded matrimony, you would need to be a full-fledged True Christian™

You would of course, and this goes without saying, need to be a virgin as well. And I don't mean to be rude, but your complexion seems to be a bit on the olive side. You're not any sort of a Mexican are you? That would be a deal breaker right there. Not that there's anything wrong with being a Mexican, I just don't want to marry one, if you catch my meaning.

[godsdrummer]

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Yes, Sir, I am Saved and proud to be so. Also, I'm not mexican, I'm outside a lot, and so I have developed a tan.

I am a virgin, my ex-boyfriend tried to ruin that, and I told him that he needed to leave my life if he couldn't respect me or my body. He isn't Christian, either, so that just ruined the relationship, and I'm quite happy to be shot of him.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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That's great news! Well, I have to prep for an early flight to Thailand with several Pastors, but I will DEFINITELY be in touch with you!

Jesus has brought you to us for a reason my dear! Praise!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Well, dear Jackie, I am a very wealthy True Christian(tm) televangelist who is searching for a concubine. Great, Godly, spiritual men such as Abraham and Solomon were rewarded with many concubines. I have recently relocated here to Freehold, Iowa where I live in the highly exclusive, fabulously rich neighborhood, Apostle's Grove. If you view my profile, you can see some pictures of me!

[godsdrummer]

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Thank you, very much, Portway, may God be with you and the Pastors on your flight.

Rev. I will indeed go look at your pictures, thank you so very much for pointing me in that direction

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Captain Port, do you know if the new massage chair I requested has been installed yet? Also, did the technician fix the problem with the ice machine? I like my Glenlivet on the rocks.

[RicardoAstley]

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Hi
My name is Ricardo
I am black 6'0 black male and I have a 10 inch penis
I thank God every day