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  • JennyD
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    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #31
    Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

    Interesting that Darryl Hannah here seems unable to respond to any of my comments or questions.
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    • Vavoline Johnson
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      • Apr 2009
      • 960

      #32
      Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

      Originally posted by Darryl View Post
      I DONT OWN HIM NOTHING.. this guy is a manic. News? this guy wants you bash about African Americans. Also, Negros? wtf? that Ezekial guy is actually agreeing about this? wow.. and i thought pastors are suppose to be lambs of god.
      Well o course I jumped on dis one late cause I be back at my job.
      I is a offical Negro/ African American (cause dey da same thing) wimmin of da landover Church and I kin tell you no-body but no-body is bashin anyone here of da colored faith! Dis here a lovin church full of people wif no prejoodice at all, includin Pasta Zeke.
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      • 666-the devil
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2009
        • 2

        #33
        Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

        Originally posted by Darryl View Post
        I DONT OWN HIM NOTHING.. this guy is a manic. News? this guy wants you bash about African Americans. Also, Negros? wtf? that Ezekial guy is actually agreeing about this? wow.. and i thought pastors are suppose to be lambs of god.
        i thought so to

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        • angels
          Forum Member, lost in space
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 794

          #34
          Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

          Originally posted by Darryl View Post
          Pastor Guy.. be quiet..u dont need a scripture for that. its common sense. what do Lambs do? follow their Shepherd. What are Christian? followers of God's word... and Princess? lol..wow dude.. im a guy and im certainly not a girl..

          Are you sure you aren't a girl?.

          What with all your bad mouthing of our Dear Rev and Pastor, you sure squeal worse than I do when I'm in a huff.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #35
            Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

            Why is it only the NEGRO ministers that have problems keeping their sacred marriage vows? You'd never catch Jack Van Impe cheating on Rexella... You'd never catch Pastor Rick Warren cheating on his wife Kay. You'd never catch Pastor Joel Osteen cheating on his lovely wife Victoria. Even liberalized pastors like Robert Schuler would never cheat on his loving wife Arvella.

            No, the phenomenon of cheating pastors is purely a Negro disease like AIDS or Sickle-Cell Anemia. It's a longshot, but perhaps with skin bleaching and prayer some of those people might be able to supress their animalistic impulses.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
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              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #36
              Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              Why is it only the NEGRO ministers that have problems keeping their sacred marriage vows? You'd never catch Jack Van Impe cheating on Rexella... You'd never catch Pastor Rick Warren cheating on his wife Kay. You'd never catch Pastor Joel Osteen cheating on his lovely wife Victoria. Even liberalized pastors like Robert Schuler would never cheat on his loving wife Arvella.

              No, the phenomenon of cheating pastors is purely a Negro disease like AIDS or Sickle-Cell Anemia. It's a longshot, but perhaps with skin bleaching and prayer some of those people might be able to supress their animalistic impulses.
              Yes, that is an excellent point, Brother Monty. I would also like to point out that the white pastors who have been caught in adultery scandals (Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, myself, etc.) often have been seduced and entrapped by charismatic vixens. We are all very good men, but sometimes Satan does tricks to steer us off the course.

              Negro ministers on the other hand are just naturally horny. There's no "wrestling of the soul" internally. They go out and have sex with as many women as possible. See, it goes back to how God designed the races.

              God designed the white race to have fewer babies, to be intelligent and sexually-controlled. But the negro race lives in the dangerous jungles of Africa, so in order to survive, they need to reproduce constantly since half their niglets get eaten by lions. So negroes naturally have sex with anything in sight to keep their population numbers from dwindling.

              The problem arises when they are taken out of their natural jungle and savannah habitats and put into civilization. Civilization is very daunting and confusing for negroes. Like a tamed wolf, they can live in peaceful coexistence with humans, but they have their natural impulses lurking underneath.

              Needless to say, it doesn't matter what job a negro does, albeit busboy, shoeshiner, waiter, or pastor....they still have that raw untamed negro sexuality in their blood and have no way of controlling it.

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              • Glendora Christianson
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                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #37
                Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Needless to say, it doesn't matter what job a negro does, albeit busboy, shoeshiner, waiter, or pastor....they still have that raw untamed negro sexuality in their blood and have no way of controlling it.
                I know there are going to be some liberals who point the finger at our Reverend Osborne and accuse him of being a racist, so I feel compelled to remind folks that statistically there are three unwanted black babies for every one unwanted white baby. Some folks have babies like others have puppies. Well, I think it might just be God's way of making sure us white folks have plenty of help around the estate.
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                • Not atheist
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                  • Sep 2009
                  • 4

                  #38
                  Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                  You are mistaking "Negro" for "nigger", a racist term. We do not tolerate racism here, and do not use such language.


                  OH NO!!!! Then you have not seen another post including many members of your website, including "Pastor Ezekial," who repeatedly used racist terms for Japanese people. Take a look, you will be ashamed of your fellow "Christians"

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                  Also, (nt towardswhat makes this thread racist is the title: "No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wives" This is sad and pathetic for you to label all black people the same. I feel sorry for your souls. I could care less if my user name is labeled "unsaved trash," because you people on here have God complexes, and don't listen to reason. Making assumptions about a person's faith just because they stand up for their beliefs in not being racist? Go back to seminary "Reverend"

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
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                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #39
                    Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                    How is the title racist? It's simply parroting what a book (written by a NEGRESS) is saying. She is a prominent minister's wife in the negro church community and wrote a book about the widespread philandering and adultery that goes on. All I did was make people aware of it, and you have the nerve to call me racist?

                    Also, is it racist to simply point out facts? Is Sister Glendora racist for publishing completely true statistics about negroidal promiscuity? I think you need to rethink what the term "racism" means. Also, you should quit judging True Christians(tm) on here, for what you are doing is against God's Word.

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                    • Not atheist
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                      • Sep 2009
                      • 4

                      #40
                      Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                      Oh man this is great. Did you not read what I said? The title makes this racist. "No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wives" NO SURPRISE???? How is that not racist? And expressing a divergent point of view is by no means against God's Word. God doesn't judge me for standing up against racism. He will judge you in your sin. Stop acting like you own everyone, and hear people out.

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
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                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #41
                        Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                        Why...are you genuinely surprised? I'm not surprised, and neither is anyone else here. We have had statistics tell us for the longest time just how promiscuous negroes are. It can't be a surprise because it supports proven evidence.

                        I think you're seeing racism where there is none, just like Jesse Jackson.

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                        • Rotten Tooth
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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 13

                          #42
                          Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                          I'm sorry sir, but you are blind if you think that your entire thread is not filled with racism. No surprise: Negro ministers cheat on their wives... First of all, it's racist because you put 'No Surprise', then it's also racist because you referred to black people as 'Negros'. Please stop the hate sir.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Osambo 08
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 671

                            #43
                            Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                            Originally posted by Sweet Tooth2 View Post
                            I'm sorry sir, but you are blind if you think that your entire thread is not filled with racism. No surprise: Negro ministers cheat on their wives... First of all, it's racist because you put 'No Surprise', then it's also racist because you referred to black people as 'Negros'. Please stop the hate sir.

                            Negro, Black, Nigger, Nigra are all the same thing. Don't take the things that they say too personally.


                            Anyway, I want to share my day with you guys. Since we have nothing better to do than loiter and sell crack, my friends and I have organized a contest, which consists of who can fornicate the most in a set period of time. We get 2 points instead of 1 if we have sex with a minor and 3 points if the girl gets pregnant in the following weeks. Condom not compulsory ofc.


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                            • GodsSoldierYeah
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
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                              • Oct 2009
                              • 1

                              #44
                              Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                              SMITE THE SINFUL SINNERS!

                              God tells us that he will destroy the enemies and supply us all with Kentucky Fried Chicken at the feast on the night of the rapture when we are saved!

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                              • Communismthenandnow
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 1

                                #45
                                Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv

                                OHHHH!!! MY GOD!!! I was simply looking this forum, randomly entered this webpage and I was outraged by the talk of those so-called "reverends"
                                ok, lets go in parts...
                                The problem isn't naming a person "nigra" or "negro" or whatever you wanna call them, the problem isn't that you were trying to "inform" people... the REAL problem is that you aren't informing any one of something that has taken place, but your simply giving YOUR point of view... and this is what we say a "non-biased piece of information"?? I dare say that NOT... the problem is that YOU mr. so-called reverend are saying that the black people always wanting to have sex, even accusing them of being some kind of savage-kind of people... of course, I can assure you that if Martin Luther King saw what you have written he would directly think that you are talking despectively against the black people... and you ARE...so when a black reveren takes a women you accuse him of being all day long thinking of sex... however when it's a white person he is being "invaded by forces of evilness"... your talking nonsense... or else haven't you heard that in Mallorca (im sure you don't know what the hell it is, but look it on google) a CONSERVATIVE politician has been imprisoned for having sex with two teenagers: 14 and 16 years old... IN FACT, in Ireland, such a pro-catholic and pro-religious society many catholic priests have been accused of going to do bad things with little boys... you don't believe it? look it on google, dude!

                                Ok, you claim to have "evidence" by looking at a stupid graph which says that black people have got more babies... OF COURSE THAY HAVE YOU DUMBASS!! do you think they can permit themselves a sexual education as well as contraceptive methods??? of course they can't, not even in the USA the "land of oportunity"... Or else... why do you think that in Ledd Developed Countries there population is till increasing while the population of More Developed Countried is stable? Well, because WE have sexual education, contraceptive methods and sexual education, HOWEVER, people who perhaps don't have your astandard of life don't have any idea of what the hell is a condomn or what the hell is a cervix... oh my god your simply getting things ot of context, and, in my opinion a person who gets things out of context is simply a colsed-mined person...

                                Now, i entered this forum mainly to get banned after saying what i wanted to say... and those "pastors" will now say that im gonna burn in hell... but you know what I DON'T CARE because your religion is simply FALSE!!! or else, give me one good reason for turning catholic and not muslim, or whatever stupid religion people believe all over the world... In the past your religion had the support from the people because you said that you knew how the world was created and gave an answer to BIG question like: from where do we come???
                                But, surprise surprise!! now that the society has developed we discover that many of the things that you said were simply... FALSE!!!! you began to condemn people you accused of "liars" like Galilei because he said the truth: the world is round-shaped!!! now, we know much more than galilei, and we know that all the things you are saying is passed bullshit which once was used to mantain your power amongst the populus...
                                And, I'd like to say that if god exists, HE IS AN IDIOT!!! because the world is full of poverty, injustices, full of bullshit, and im not goint to give my apologies to people who support a god who created this stupid world....

                                Well, im shure that, looking at your decline of fellowers here in Europe, catholics will disappear in... 60 years time, when scientifics will prove that the BIG BANG really happenned ^^


                                by the way what the hell is this?? oh my god you are sooo full of prejudices against people who don't think like you do!!! I do admitt that i have prejudices ebcause im not a false person... but you are no better than me... **** YOU RACIST ********!!!!
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                                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 10-29-2009, 01:54 PM. Reason: profanities edited

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