[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Mr. Basher, I think its about time my daughters start findin' themselves some eligible bachelors. They are gettin' of age an all.

How would you like to court my 12 21 year old daughter Amelia-Polly? I aint got no recent pictures of her because she is all shy and demur an all around men and dont like the cameras, but my wifes got a super-deal tatoo of her etched into her arm forever. She just got it done this summer with 20% discount at the 2009 Texas Pro-Life Expo.

Aint she perty?




No dont get all hasty now. Come drive down by Pleasant Fields trailer park in Glasscock TX off Route 24. Shell be waitin' by the phone to hear your manly voice.

[NeedsToBeSaved]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Brother Heathen. I am working my way into being Saved. With the help of the Pastors at the LBC I am changing my life of sin into a life of Godliness. When I become saved and get better maybe you would consider having my father accompany us on a date.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Well, Miss April and I have a sort of 'understanding' at the moment, but there are plenty of other fine Christian men around.

[programah13]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Yep....
Me too.....(alone for 6 years)....
your still a young fellow, you got lots of options ahead of ya.....
Do as I've begun to do: ask the CREATOR of the universe to send you a mate...
there are only "2" things impossiable for GOD......
(1) is for GOD to lie....
(2) is for GOD to die.....
ask; in faith beleiveing....
AH13

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Are you insane? Both of those things are true. God did die. That's a basic tenet of Christianity! Are you denying Christ's holy sacrifice of Himself to Himself?

Also, the Bible tells us God lies all the time:

1 Kings 22:23 Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee. 2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets. Jeremiah 4:10 Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people. Jeremiah 20:7 O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived. Ezekiel 14:9 And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet. 2 Thessalonians 2:11 For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.

[Good_girl]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Mr. Basher,

I have read your words Sir, and deeply respect you're God given desire for a wife to serve you. I am a Canadian girl, though I beg you Sir, not to compare me to others. I am quiet and gentle, submissive, obediant, and respectful. I am a very hard worker, and have always wanted to live on a farm. I would work hard, and serve you faithfully. If you would like to know more about me, I would be honoured Sir, to have further contact with you.

Respectfully,
Abigail

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

I am quiet

Yet you are posting here it seems. Did you get your husbands permission to be here?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

STOP THERE!


However, if Brother Basher ever feels the need to join me in prayer he is more than welcome to come over to my Mansion. My Prayer Closet is more than big enough for two.










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perhaps theres room for me in said closet as well?

[Good_girl]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Yet you are posting here it seems. Did you get your husbands permission to be here?

Sir, I have no husband. If I had, I'm sure I would be far more concerned with serving him, than being on a computor.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Sir, I have no husband. If I had, I'm sure I would be far more concerned with serving him, than being on a computor.

Do you have your fathers permission to be here?

[Good_girl]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

No sir, in Canadian culture, that would be very abnormal. Is Mr. Basher still searching for a suitable wife?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

No sir, in Canadian culture, that would be very abnormal.

Then you should leave!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

No sir, in Canadian culture, that would be very abnormal.

Huh what?

News to me...

[Jasmin]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Hi Farmer!

I am still single, not virgin but I have soo much experience! You will love it!
I live in Australia, here is plenty of space for farmers. Would you like to come here?
I waiting for your answer
Yours truly, Jas

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion

Hi Farmer!

I am still single, not virgin but I have soo much experience! You will love it!
I live in Australia, here is plenty of space for farmers. Would you like to come here?
I waiting for your answer
Yours truly, Jas

Get lost, slut.