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  • Warrior in Christ
    "Stumpy"
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2007
    • 430
    #31
    Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Of course, I'm a good Christian gal (and my husband is a good aim) but It would be delightful to have such a fine red blooded All-American visit my kitchen just to nibble on my Snickerdoodles while discussing church matters.
    I'm sure your husband wouldn't mind if I brought over a couple of T-Bones for you to cook for us and we kicked back and watched some sports while you slaved away in the kitchen for hours, not saying a word, of course....

    Thanks for the invitation!
    Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522
        #32
        Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

        Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
        Hello, some of you already know me by now: My name is Corey, I'm an Army Infantry Specialist that operates within the Tenth Mountain Division in Iraq(i.e. Land of slain heathens) from time to time.
        Have I ever mentioned how much I loooove this country? Since I'm not a TC, I won't even bother trying...but at least let me watch you work out.

        Moon

        PS - Sister Tali's a hottie. She'd be perfect for you.
        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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          • Warrior in Christ
            "Stumpy"
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2007
            • 430
            #33
            Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

            Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
            Have I ever mentioned how much I loooove this country? Since I'm not a TC, I won't even bother trying...but at least let me watch you work out.

            Moon

            PS - Sister Tali's a hottie. She'd be perfect for you.
            Well, if you're looking for aerobic and anaerobic tips I don't see why letting you watch would result in any harm... But I'll be watching you.
            Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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              • MoonFlower
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 522
                #34
                Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                But I'll be watching you.

                Thats...that's kinda creepy. What'll you be watching me do? Work out? Dance skyclad? Clean? WHAT?!


                This is creepy in a kinky sort of way....


                Moon
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                  • Warrior in Christ
                    "Stumpy"
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 430
                    #35
                    Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                    Thats...that's kinda creepy. What'll you be watching me do? Work out? Dance skyclad? Clean? WHAT?!


                    This is creepy in a kinky sort of way....


                    Moon
                    I do not have patience for this sort of thing. You're not going to convert me to you false, nympho-infested, satanic ways.
                    Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                      • MoonFlower
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 522
                        #36
                        Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                        Oh God no. You'd make an awful Wiccan. Fine, I'll leave you be.
                        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                          • Warrior in Christ
                            "Stumpy"
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 430
                            #37
                            Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                            Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                            Oh God no. You'd make an awful Wiccan. Fine, I'll leave you be.
                            Good, I was getting sick of your harrassment. I want to save you, but that doesn't mean I'll put up with you toying with me.
                            Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                              • MoonFlower
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 522
                                #38
                                Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                Believe me soldier, I haven't even started to toy with you.
                                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                                  • R-R-R
                                    Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 183
                                    #39
                                    Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                    Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                                    That sounds like one great plan Brother. But in terms of pies, I've been pretty careful lately with where I place them. It seems as though the nigra population is growing in certain areas of Colorado and there has been a sharp increase in pie theft. A coincidence? I doubt it.

                                    God Bless,

                                    Warrior in Christ
                                    A great use for some of the good ol' landmines perhaps?
                                    John 20:29
                                    Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                                      • Warrior in Christ
                                        "Stumpy"
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 430
                                        #40
                                        Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                        Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                                        A great use for some of the good ol' landmines perhaps?
                                        If only it were legal, then maybe I wouldn't have to paint my house. I could just set up some landmines and place some pies. Red and black house in no time!
                                        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                                          • kikirnw
                                            #41
                                            Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                            Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #42
                                                Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                                Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                                                Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.
                                                FYI; all True Christian™ men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.

                                                Also, if you act now, you may qualify for a free Playstation 3!
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • kikirnw
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    FYI; all True Christian™ men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.

                                                    Also, if you act now, you may qualify for a free Playstation 3!
                                                    All true christian men are that studly,huh? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. Hmm.... See though I don't know I got my eye on this one man who would never beat his woman. Well, I guess a that shouldn't decide if I'm christian or not,though.


                                                    Oh,yeah thanks but I don't need a playstation 3.

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                                                      • SUV
                                                        True Christian™ Princess
                                                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                        Have at it, anytime!
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 11027
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                                        You better watch out, Warrior: She has a high forehead. Could mean she's intelligent

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                                                          • Brother Temperance
                                                            Senior Usher
                                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                            A very nice young man
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15621
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

                                                            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                                                            All true christian men are that studly,huh? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. Hmm.... See though I don't know I got my eye on this one man who would never beat his woman.
                                                            Sorry, it sounds like he'd be good with colours.
                                                            Originally posted by SUV
                                                            You better watch out, Warrior: She has a high forehead. Could mean she's intelligent
                                                            For some reason, I don't think that Warrior will have to worry about that too much.
                                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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