Mixers

**Original Gothster** · 10-05-2009, 06:23 AM

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I thought this thread was going to be about drinks.

It's not.

Damn.

**Rev. Jim Osborne** · 10-05-2009, 07:34 AM

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Don't be such a sourpuss, Gothster. You and Emil both have a lot in common. You've both led a heathen life. You've both served time in prison. You've both repented your sins and embraced Jesus Christ as your savior. You've both experienced things you'd rather not talk about in a public forum. If anything, I think you two should start exchanging phone numbers.

EDIT: And you both have "Struggling" underneath your names. Struggling to make sense, and struggling to kick the Satan habit. I think it's more like "Struggling to find the one true love" for both of you.

**Blakeyoung** · 10-05-2009, 09:23 AM

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Ah Mixers are THE best way to meet the guys. We have them quite regularly at the Sydney University and I always manage to leave with a guy on my arm.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 10-05-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post

Ah Mixers are THE best way to meet the guys. We have them quite regularly at the Sydney University and I always manage to leave with a guy on my arm.

You meet who and leave with a WHAT?

**FoundGirlJNB** · 10-05-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post

Ah Mixers are THE best way to meet the guys. We have them quite regularly at the Sydney University and I always manage to leave with a guy on my arm.

Gross!

My children will be home schooled as to avoid "mixing" with people like you...

**~~InHisLove~~** · 10-05-2009, 05:21 PM

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Oh, Lord. That crossed off Austrailia off my list of places I want to visit. I knew there was something odd about that kid. He just admited he's gay. hm. No wonder they call it "The land down under".

**releaseme** · 10-05-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post

Ah Mixers are THE best way to meet the guys. We have them quite regularly at the Sydney University and I always manage to leave with a guy on my arm.

your going to open a can of worms with that comment

**Remy Lebeau** · 10-06-2009, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

You meet who and leave with a WHAT?

I know those faggots stuff all manner of objects in their heinies... but for this pervert to make flesh puppets out of his fellow queers...

Do they think that if they prepare for the demon buggery in advance that Hell will be a cake walk?

**Emil Sledge** · 10-08-2009, 05:50 AM

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Original Gothster how old are you? Im either 27 or 28. i dont have my own phone yet but if you ring the Howard johnsons in Davenport they can knock on there ceeling below me and i can run down to the office for short phone calls if its not too late you know. If i dont come to the phone right away i might be over to the seven eleven or on the can or something and you can try again. Oops i always knew this joint as a howard johnsons but they were took over by Motel 6 while i was up to mount Pleasant. The old sign is still there and you can still see where it use to say howard johnsons over the carport where they took the big letters down so i been callin it the howard johnsons the hole time i been stayin here haha. anyhoo 563-3918997 is the number but ya gotta let it ring sometimes cause the manager he falls asleep lots of times when hes working at his desk. Wiskey is bad that way ya know.

**Original Gothster** · 10-09-2009, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post

Original Gothster how old are you? Im either 27 or 28. i dont have my own phone yet but if you ring the Howard johnsons in Davenport they can knock on there ceeling below me and i can run down to the office for short phone calls if its not too late you know. If i dont come to the phone right away i might be over to the seven eleven or on the can or something and you can try again. Oops i always knew this joint as a howard johnsons but they were took over by Motel 6 while i was up to mount Pleasant. The old sign is still there and you can still see where it use to say howard johnsons over the carport where they took the big letters down so i been callin it the howard johnsons the hole time i been stayin here haha. anyhoo 563-3918997 is the number but ya gotta let it ring sometimes cause the manager he falls asleep lots of times when hes working at his desk. Wiskey is bad that way ya know.

First off, all you have to do is click on my name in this post and check out my About Me page for all the info I feel like folks like you deserve to know.

Second, does your post have a point? Ya know, like a reason you wrote it? I'm in LA and you're wherever the heck you are, so don't EVEN be thinking about hitting on me. This is a forum for Jesus and Bible talk pal, not for trying to make time with old whores like myself.

And you might want to think twice about putting phone numbers up on the internet. There's alot of weirdos out there, if you get my meaning.

**Emil Sledge** · 10-09-2009, 02:42 AM

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Original Gothster I saw Rev. Jim Osborne said we should be ex changin phone numbers so I ex changed mine just like he said cause hes I think clergy over to LBC. But its not really mine but thats how to get me if you had to at the Motel 6 here in Davenport.

I would never hit on you Original Gothster cause one think my daddy taut me was never hit a lady ever ever ever or hed take me apart even from his grave I know he would.

Far as Im concerned you seem kinda upity like you never even seen the inside of a church or a 1611 King James Bible so what would any good Christian man want with you anyhoo? I bet your pie taste like a cathlik death cookie.

You need to get to church and get right with Jesus Christ and stop hatin him and ever body else like you do cause other wise youll find yourself turning on a spit for ever and ever and ever amen.

**Original Gothster** · 10-09-2009, 06:53 AM

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Listen mullethead, heroin is a hell of a drug and I don't need some inbred midget telling me how to get to know Jesus. I may be an old junkie girl who's been through the ringer, but I could break you in half if I felt like it.

But God wouldn't want me to do that, so I won't. Just watch yourself around me bud, you don't want to get on my bad side. I been reading my special Bible like they told me, shows what you know. As far as church, they don't have any Landovers in L.A. yet, so I've been coming here for my Pastor advice.

Watch your mouth little man, keep your nose out of my business, and worry about your own soul. I only let True Christians and Pastors give me God advice.

And what the hell is up with your head? Is that a tumor or what?

**Emil Sledge** · 10-09-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post

I was askin Pastor Merle over here in Davenport if he knew any single gals I could meet. I dont like when he looks at me over the top of his glasses like he did but he says maybe there might be some mixers or something like that sometimes over to Freehold at the LBC where young guys who aint hitched up yet can get with Christian gals and read to em from the 1611 King James Bible so they know you mean business.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 (King James Version)I think this sounds pretty good. Geena she never stopped speaking ever and she bossed me around too much too. I think im ready for a real good and quiet wife now and Geena she got in some kinda trouble and dont stay here at the Howard johnsons no more and she didnt want to get marryed anyhoo. So I was thinkin this would be a real good place to put up a scedule of things like Christian mixers at Freehold so young guys like me can find a gal to be under obdience and ask me stuff at home and SHUT UP in church.

I think know what that gals problem is she needs a man but she aint gonna get one that way all the time talkin like the smackdown wrestlers do on TNT. She honest to God and Jesus Christ scares me and I sure hope she dont show up in Davenport or Freehold. Shes mean as a snake she is like someone sprinckled gun powder on her grits. I mean to report her and sure hope she can learn how to pray cause thats no way for a gal to talk I know for sure. She come in here lookin to talk about drinkin and get all uppity when that aint even what I started this here thread for anyhoo. Id ask Jesus to have mercy on her soul but she aint got one anyhoo so she dont matter too much especialy if she cant even make pies or babies.

**Lola Handcock** · 10-09-2009, 04:24 PM

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Emil, I like your mullet it sure looks good on you.But you best watch out for them people from L.A.,you do know that's in California don't ya.I here tell its full of them Homers and drug addicks.Shoot fire there are places like Oakland were the sell marijuana (the devils weed) to any one ,even youngins.
I think you best not mess with her she sounds like a mean one.Maybe you should stick with your own kind,us southern gals knows how to be good to there men folk !

Praise Jesus ,let him into your life and feel his love.

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