Need permission from Church Elders

[Hank]

I want to marry LostGirlNY and her father has only asked for 50 Shekels of silver for her. I think this is a fair deal if she is a virgin.

How much is that in American money?

And we need permission from Church Elders. And guidance, and of course prayers.

[FoundGirlJNB]

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I want to marry LostGirlNY and her father has only asked for 50 Shekels of silver for her. I think this is a fair deal if she is a virgin.

How much is that in American money?

And we need permission from Church Elders. And guidance, and of course prayers.

Brother Hank, sadly I am not a virgin. I wish I was, but that is something I cannot get back. I have turned from my wicked ways and am not the harlot I used to be. I hope that that is something you can see past.

I have spoken with my daddy and he says 25 shekels should do, considering that I am damaged goods. And then he preceded to whip me for costing him money and disgracing the family.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I want to marry LostGirlNY and her father has only asked for 50 Shekels of silver for her. I think this is a fair deal if she is a virgin.

How much is that in American money?

And we need permission from Church Elders. And guidance, and of course prayers.

It's a lot of dosh, pal. And that doesn't count the Pastor's fees and Special Love Offerings you'd owe.

Not to mention the fact that neither one of you is a True Christian(tm) yet. You both need to "cool your jets" as they say nowadays and do some Praying. Maybe you can start courting her Hank, but you'll need chaperones and such.

[Hank]

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I have spoken with my daddy and he says 25 shekels should do, considering that I am damaged goods. And then he preceded to whip me for costing him money and disgracing the family.

25 Shekels... hmmm... I gotta think about it. What do you have as dowry?

[Hank]

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It's a lot of dosh, pal. And that doesn't count the Pastor's fees and Special Love Offerings you'd owe.

Not to mention the fact that neither one of you is a True Christian™ yet. You both need to "cool your jets" as they say nowadays and do some Praying. Maybe you can start courting her Hank, but you'll need chaperones and such.

Yes sir Pastor Ezekiel Sir.

[FoundGirlJNB]

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25 Shekels... hmmm... I gotta think about it. What do you have as dowry?

Umm, experience!

Pastor Zeke, I assure you if Brother Hank does decide that it is in his power to forgive me of my ex-harlot ways, we do want to do this right and would not do anything without the blessings from everyone at LBC

[Hank]

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Umm, experience!

I'm sure you mean kitchen and general housework experience.

[HTannor]

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Can both of you hold off for a little while?

In another thread LostGirlNY, you expressed concerns that you have vampire leanings and I've already got my airline ticket to fly to New York for counselling sessions with you.

Brother Hank, I'll call you when I get back.

[Nobar King]

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Dear Brother Hank, I don't want to disappoint you, but LostGirl sent me a friend request, too.

[Hank]

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Dear Brother Hank, I don't want to disappoint you, but LostGirl sent me a friend request, too.

She told me she had given up on her harlot ways...!

[Nobar King]

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Out of respect to you I'm going to hold off from accepting her request. Best of luck with your courtship.

[FoundGirlJNB]

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Nobar King, my friendship request to you has no intentions other than exactly what it proposes, friendship!

Over the past few weeks I have come to appreciate Brother Hank's strict Christian morals, and let's face it, I need a good, strong and strict Christian man to keep me in check. I have many vices and bring years of kitchen, cooking and cleaning experience.

Myself and Brother Hank have been liaising somewhat and we do want to do this the right way. I told him I would not consider it without the approval of the church elders, which he agreed with!

As for the vampire accusation, I never once said I was perfect and I know that I am not ready yet. And also, my score was only 10, so it is not written in stone.

If you have a better match for my good Brother Hank, I know that I do not have much say in this matter, so please do the right thing.

God Bless

[Hank]

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Now I aint one for silly billy feelings and that but LostGirl seems like such a nice young lady.

When we are both True Christians(tm) and the Pastors give their blessings (and I have saved up enough muney) I'm sure she'll make an excellent wife.

[FoundGirlJNB]

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Now I aint one for silly billy feelings and that but LostGirl seems like such a nice young lady.

When we are both True Christians™ and the Pastors give their blessings (and I have saved up enough muney) I'm sure she'll make an excellent wife.

I sure will Brother Hank, I sure will. Would you prefer that I get my gun-license now or is that something you would want to help me with?

[Hank]

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I sure will Brother Hank, I sure will. Would you prefer that I get my gun-license now or is that something you would want to help me with?

Get it now so we can go pig hunting for our first date (with a Church approved Chaperone of course).