[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I seez hows its, Ida bee no mo smakin on da sweet tang here no mo. Justa mis unda standin here yall n all nos whats Im sayin.


Um, Ms Lola, Iz hatz ta be da one ta bring ya bad news but cha should check out da taco stand down where da men folk be talkin. Iz might be wrong informed, but yo sweet heart done be known a lot bout messican food.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Just to let you know I told Mr Basher what you were saying about Miss April being a ho.

And I dont know what you are talking about messiicans for?

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Iz hates ta do dis but dis is wat be goin down behind yo back....

"How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?"

Duz you even knows wats dis empanads is? Yo sweet heart does.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Iz hates ta do dis but dis is wat be goin down behind yo back....

"How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?"

Duz you even knows wats dis empanads is? Yo sweet heart does.

Oh now you want to say bad things about sweet Emil,Sir I no longer am speaking to you !

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

iz sorry ms but ya gotts ta know da truth be fo yall be sayin da I do's. May be checkin wit da good pastor might be doin ya some good be fo ya be gettin married an all.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Look here, boy. I don't know where on earth you got your PHD in theology, but you definitely sound like no "reverend" to me! Stay away from Miss April! Do I need to say it in your own language?

Look, home-piece, I be telling you to step off from my shorty, else I'll be gettin' jiggy with it, and all up in your head. You best not be messin' up with us, or I'll ass a bust in yo cap!

If this creep gets near you again, sweet April, let me know. He'll soon regret it!

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I told him that was no way to treat a lady like Miss April,maybe he understands better now!

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Look here, boy. I don't know where on earth you got your PHD in theology, but you definitely sound like no "reverend" to me! Stay away from Miss April! Do I need to say it in your own language?

Look, home-piece, I be telling you to step off from my shorty, else I'll be gettin' jiggy with it, and all up in your head. You best not be messin' up with us, or I'll ass a bust in yo cap!

If this creep gets near you again, sweet April, let me know. He'll soon regret it!

Thank you so much Brother Heathen i will let you know if he trys to bother me again i just don't get what his Problem was

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I told him that was no way to treat a lady like Miss April,maybe he understands better now!

Thank you so much Sister Lola for telling him that it means alot you are a really good Christian Friend yeah well i really hope he does understend now that is no way to talk to A Good Christian women

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I'll protect you, April.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Good Christian wumon huh? Well dang Iz bet Iz could be gettin $500 dolla off of you den in stead of da $200 dat I be makin off of udder street ho's.

Don't yo be worrin non either, All of da cash be going ta da church fund. Yo be workin for Jesus now.

Dat right Superfly, Jeezus likes it when dem young white gals work hard, real hard fo da church.
Now Miz April, git on yo knees and pray cause Lawd like it seein you dat way.

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I'll protect you, April.

Thank you so much that is so sweet of you Brother Heathen you are such a Wonderful Man

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Can anyone in this thread actually speak proper English? Between the speech-impedimented mammy Vavoline, the blaxploitational stereotypical Rev Moonfloss, the ignorant inbred Lola, and the airheaded bimbo Miss April, I don't think this thread can even qualify as being in the English language.

If you people are trying to perpetuate the stereotype that Christians are idiots who can't elucidate their thoughts in a clear manner with proper knowledge of English....congratulations. You're doing a great job! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Thank you so much that is so sweet of you Brother Heathen you are such a Wonderful Man

Ah shucks, Miss April, you sure do know how to make a feller feel good bout himself

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Can anyone in this thread actually speak proper English? Between the speech-impedimented mammy Vavoline, the blaxploitational stereotypical Rev Moonfloss, the ignorant inbred Lola, and the airheaded bimbo Miss April, I don't think this thread can even qualify as being in the English language.
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Now listen here Dyke lady, iffen you is a lady! You be goin down and I don't mean on one of yo sistas! I be written wif da Southern accent da Lawd Jeesus his-self gave me. Dat done mean I is stupid. Now fo da others you done mention...... I think you hit da nail on da head.