[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

Lawd hab mercy, I ain't never, NEVER in my whole life and I be living in da souf, come across a post so filled wif hate and racism! Make me scairt to leave my house! What in da world is happenin wif our young folk that they be so angry and hateful? Too much playin and not enough prayin, I is tellin you!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

Oh an by da way Miz April, it's "Stupid" PERIOD.
I said in my own words you ARE stupid..reread yo first sentence. You be needin to put a period afta "stupid", cap the "I", small case "L", "it's", small case "H" PERIOD. "You're" not your. Iffen you spend more time at da church school and not worryin bout all da men here, maybe WE could understand what in da hell you be sayin!
Oh, I is Mrs. Johnson to you!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Now, now, no reason to get in grammar wars. You are both ladies. Nobody expects you to write intelligently. In fact, it would be HIGHLY suspicious if you could...

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Iz don't be knowin bout dat ms Lola cause she be advertizin all over here ta all da men. She even done try ta friend me. Iz figure since she doin it, wez all might as well benefit from it, know what I sayin.

Look here you ashy elbowed, nappy headed, wide nosed, platinum grilled, uncouth, jive talking, tar skinned, greasy, blue gummed, grape cool-aid sipping, obnoxious, yellow eyed, welfare collecting, shuck and jiving, spear chucking, disrespectful, pie stealing, inner tube lipped, 40-once guzzling, false Christian, rap music blasting, crack smoking, loud mouth, KFC gorging, white women raping, voodoo witch doctor, uppity, watermelon devouring, weed smoking, gangbanging, bling-bling obsessed fashion nightmare!!! Your best bet is to cease and desist from your unprovoked wannabe little pimping assault on our True Christian™ values and sensibilities.

I don't care if Ms. Handcock or Ms. April are unsaved trash or not, I will not tolerate your unsavory remarks. I'd threaten to beat you black and blue, but you're already blurple enough and I'd rather not get negro grease all over my fists. You will show the proper respect to your betters on this, God's Favorite Forum©, or you will be dealt with, boy! Maybe that kind of behavior is acceptable over in the lawless jungles of the Dark Continent, but there is no place for it in God's Presence®!

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Dat right Superfly, Jeezus likes it when dem young white gals work hard, real hard fo da church.
Now Miz April, git on yo knees and pray cause Lawd like it seein you dat way.

She's supposed to be white?

I thought she as some kind of cuban, italian, mexican, fillipino, persian, gypsie or something. But, I will defer to your wise judgement, Mama Johnson.

She sent me a friend request too. Even though I've been gone for a year and wasn't even posting during the time she sent it. Is she good people? Should I accept it?

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Yessum Masta Brooks

Iz be's reel nice now. Sho nuff!!

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Can anyone in this thread actually speak proper English? Between the speech-impedimented mammy Vavoline, the blaxploitational stereotypical Rev Moonfloss, the ignorant inbred Lola, and the airheaded bimbo Miss April, I don't think this thread can even qualify as being in the English language.

If you people are trying to perpetuate the stereotype that Christians are idiots who can't elucidate their thoughts in a clear manner with proper knowledge of English....congratulations. You're doing a great job! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

Wat cha still doin here ya nappy ass ho! Iffin yous don't likes it, den get outta ma hood! Wez don't be need yo rug lickin ass round here.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

She's supposed to be white?

I thought she as some kind of cuban, italian, mexican, fillipino, persian, gypsie or something. But, I will defer to your wise judgement, Mama Johnson.

She sent me a friend request too. Even though I've been gone for a year and wasn't even posting during the time she sent it. Is she good people? Should I accept it?

She ain't no white gal? Well, she parading around da church as one and dat splains everything! Maybe Pasta Zeek needs to put out another folding chair outside fo next Sundays service. Harrumph, parading as a white gal.....................

[InHisLove]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sometimes white girls have healthy tans from being outside. Unless one of you is too blind to recognize that.

[ChristiC]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sometimes white girls have healthy tans from being outside. Unless one of you is too blind to recognize that.

Huh??

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

She ain't no white gal? Well, she parading around da church as one and dat splains everything! Maybe Pasta Zeek needs to put out another folding chair outside fo next Sundays service. Harrumph, parading as a white gal.....................

See i'm half italian that's why my skin is kind of a litte dark and i have a healthy tan from laying out in the sun

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Oh an by da way Miz April, it's "Stupid" PERIOD.
I said in my own words you ARE stupid..reread yo first sentence. You be needin to put a period afta "stupid", cap the "I", small case "L", "it's", small case "H" PERIOD. "You're" not your. Iffen you spend more time at da church school and not worryin bout all da men here, maybe WE could understand what in da hell you be sayin!
Oh, I is Mrs. Johnson to you!

I'm so Sorry I will call you Mrs. Johnson from now on. But thank you very much for Telling me about my mistakes I see them now You are right as always

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April, just want to let you know that even though I'm married to 3 other women, I'm not livin' with any of them so I'm still available.

If you'd like to go out with me, I can assure you that it will be a date to remember and cherish for the rest of your life. I was thinkin' of takin' you to an anti-abortion rally in front of the Wacko Abortion Clinic (here in Wacko, Texas). Those rallies are lots of fun. We wait until one of them abortion-seeking sluts shows up, and then snap her photo before pelting her with plastic bags filled with pig's blood. Later, we post her photo on the Internet with the words "Baby murderess!" underneath, alongside of pictures of dead fetuses. When she exits the clinic, we follow the slut home, shouting at her with our bullhorns the whole time. We try to track down her employer to ask him why he's hiring a baby killer, and call her on the phone at midnight to play recordings of babies crying. Then we mail her a package with a little baby doll inside with the words "Why did you kill me?" written on it.

Really, it's a blast. Doing the Lord's work is one of life's greatest pleasures - I'm sure you'll love the feeling of moral superiority that it brings. Let me know when you're available, and I'll pick you up with my car:



Waiting for your reply,
Brother Buford

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

See i'm half italian that's why my skin is kind of a litte dark and i have a healthy tan from laying out in the sun

OK, I see. Well, Italians aren't really white. To be honest, Italians are glorified mulattos. All that Moorish admixture is what makes people of southern Italian descent, like yourself, look like either persians, gypsies or cubans depending on rather or not your ancestry is Shemite, Hamite or a little of both. Not that there is anything wrong with that. In fact, southern Italian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. If you were a pale skinned "whitebread", as that Buttfloss negro calls us, all these True Christian™ bachelors probably wouldn't give two cents about courting you. God knows Sister JennyD couldn't get a man to save her life. May she rest in peace.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Wait, so Miss April is really a negro?

Am I still allowed to date her???