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After Brother Basher kindly informed me of a punctuation mistake, I've realized that I need a man in my life. A strong, righteous, man with whom I can have beautiful True Christian babies. I would have never made said punctuation error if I had a husband to look over my shoulder whilst typing to proofread my words and also give his permission to post before I make a fool of myself. So... I'm a lonely, Christian, virginal-ish, woman who wants to find a wonderful, strict, husband with whom to share my life with. (My father will pay a substantial dowry. A good handshake and a successful hunting trip are all that is needed to gain his approval... hopefully)
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"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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Re: I want to be a True Christian Wife!!
Lady, I think you're going to have to do better than that. How old are you? What's the best pie you make? What are your housecleaning skills like?
You aren't even a True Christian(tm) yet, lady. I'm not sure you'll find any takers around here. You might consider losing the cat and posting a photo of yourself. Many of the True Christian(tm) brothers here remember the cruel fate that befell Brother Hiram a few years ago. The man is married to the ugliest excuse for a White woman anyone's ever seen. They live on the outskirts of town, out of Christian decency and shame.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I want to be a True Christian Wife!!
While I puzzle over your choice to use two adjectives as a username (one of which refers to the "forbidden" fruit), I should like to arrange a time to render the good handshake your father requires and the guaranteed-successful hunting trip on which he and I would embark at his leisure. Has he mentioned which type of game he would prefer to stalk or a location he wishes to visit in his quest for a trophy?Originally posted by greenpomaceous View PostComment
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Originally posted by greenpomaceous View PostI doubt she has any interest in a pustulant satanic disease-bag like yourself. But on the off chance she does I look forward to her Daddy welcoming you into their family with both barrels. Go now, in the peace of Christ.Originally posted by Aleister View PostComment
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Fascinating reply, as always.Originally posted by Brother Avatar View PostComment
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Originally posted by Aleister View Post
There are a few things if life that I am sure of,one of them would be that Anne will want nothing to do with you.
Devil worshiper!!Comment
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As always, Pastor Ezekiel, you offer wonderful advice. I am 22. I make a wonderful apple pie. And I can spotlessly clean a 6 bedroom house in under two hours using only one roll of paper towels and half a bottle of windex.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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Brother Avatar, you got it right. My daddy doesn't like satanists. In fact, my daddy goes satanist hunting all the time. He even has a special gun for it: AK47. Although, that's not his game of choice for the special hunting trip that him and my future son-in-law would undertake: he wants to go gator hunting. There's nothing like a gator-dinner with craw-fish stew over rice. Yum-o. I have my nana's recipe if anyone is interested.Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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Miss Anne you stay way clear of the Alestier fellow,he is nothing but trouble,heart ache and sorrow.He is the devil himself that has come to the place ,he is looking for souls to steal and deals to make ...That you can be sure of !Comment
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Absolutely. Lola, you have never steered me wrong.Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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I know I'm not in the permitting rape thread but I was wondering if we could set up a ra..... ummmm permissible time to meet? Also, I have the $190 dollars (55 sheckels of some sort) readily available. Is there someone I should make that out to or is cash ok?
Seriously (not that the previous wasn't), 6 bedroom house in two hours, you sure know how to breed em in the south haha.Comment
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virginal-ish?
Sounds like a demon whore to me!
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