Strong rough young bodyguards needed

[Sally Paulson]

I'm going to be in Des Moines for the World Secessionist Convention and my husband can't come. You know how dangerous the streets of Des Moines can be - my heart is thumping and I'm sweating just anticipating it. I will need a gang of big, strong, virile bodyguards to protect me. I imagine the ex-negro program will have some good young men to help escort me.Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport:



Well boys? Interested?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I'm going to be in Des Moines for the World Secessionist Convention and my husband can't come. You know how dangerous the streets of Des Moines can be - my heart is thumping and I'm sweating just anticipating it. I will need a gang of big, strong, virile bodyguards to protect me. I imagine the ex-negro program will have some good young men to help escort me.Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport:



Well boys? Interested?

Does Jesus know you smoke?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years, I am a man of enormous frame and any would-be assailant would think twice before accosting you. I'm 6'2, 295 lbs of sturdy, husky Christian man. For maximum safety, I can escort you around Des Moines in my personal limo. You'll know you'll be safe back there because it will just be us two. There's a comfortable waterbed, a mini-bar, a 32" HDTV with Blu-Ray, and other amenities to make your stay in Des Moines most hospitable.

Let's talk later tonight. I PMed you my cell phone. Call me after 11 PM CST, which is when my wife goes to bed, and I'm free to talk.

[Joshua Brooks]

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Did someone threaten you? Why do you feel you need protection?

[Brother Enoch]

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Is that the stars and bars you're wearing there, Miss Sally?

Don't you think it's disrespectful to be farting into the flag of America's original True Christians™?

[Meek and Humble]

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I'm always willing to serve you, Ms. Paulson!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years,

That's the problem right there. Sally enjoys a very fast paced lifestyle and it's hard even for most younger men to keep up with her. That's why she needs a whole gang. Brother Nobar accompanied her to the Values Voter's Summit and said he needed a whole week to recover. This pic from when he got back basically sums it up:

[jonnyfool]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years, I am a man of enormous frame and any would-be assailant would think twice before accosting you. I'm 6'2, 295 lbs of sturdy, husky Christian man. For maximum safety, I can escort you around Des Moines in my personal limo. You'll know you'll be safe back there because it will just be us two. There's a comfortable waterbed, a mini-bar, a 32" HDTV with Blu-Ray, and other amenities to make your stay in Des Moines most hospitable.

Let's talk later tonight. I PMed you my cell phone. Call me after 11 PM CST, which is when my wife goes to bed, and I'm free to talk.

FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

[Jake Beck]

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piffleING HYPOCRITE!

What, might I ask, makes you think that Reverend Jim Osborne is a "piffleing" hypocrite? I'm just asking, but I don't see anything hypocritical about him.

[God himself]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I will send my Son to you

He will guide you and protect You

[Miss April]

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I will send my Son to you

He will guide you and protect You

If your really God then i'm the Queen of Egland. You, think your so funny don't you?. Troll Well think again Because your not.

[God himself]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

If your really God then i'm the Queen of Egland. You, think your so funny don't you?. Troll Well think again Because your not.

You shall be The Queen of Atlantis

[Miss April]

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You shall be The Queen of Atlantis

Troll Your not Funny I'm not here to Play Games with You. Now Who are you really?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I will really? Yay! i can't wait Thank you so much God. For telling me,This Amazing News i'm so happy. When will this Happen?

April I'm surprised at you. I know you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even you should be able to see through this charlatan's lies.

There is no such thing as "The queen of Atlanta." Salvation(c) can only be had through Jesus Christ our Lord, not some imaginary fairy tale written by Greeks thousands of years ago.

[Miss April]

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April I'm surprised at you. I know you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even you should be able to see through this charlatan's lies.

There is no such thing as "The queen of Atlanta." Salvation© can only be had through Jesus Christ our Lord, not some imaginary fairy tale written by Greeks thousands of years ago.

I'm so sorry Pastor Ezekiel. i was only joking. But i know now it wasn't Funny i did see righ through his evil lies i knew he was sent here by the Devil. You are Right Amen.