[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

By the way Miss April, my fiancee Sister Thumper was wondering if you had a good recipe for ice cubes. Can you help her out?

[Miss April]

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By the way Miss April, my fiancee Sister Thumper was wondering if you had a good recipe for ice cubes. Can you help her out?

Sure I whould love to Help, Sister Thumper Out. yeah I have many good Recipes for ice cubes i will Pm her a good one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sure I whould love to Help, Sister Thumper Out. yeah I have many good Recipes for ice cubes i will Pm her a good one.

I rest my case...

[Miss April]

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I rest my case...

Pastor Ezekiel what do you mean by that? I'm sorry, i don't understand.

[Meek and Humble]

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Miss April, don't worry you're pretty little head about it, okay? I like you just the way you are!

Say, what are you doing this Saturday?

[Hank]

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Hey there Miss Aprel when are we going on a date? I combed my hair and bathed last month so I'm ready to go anytime you want.

[Meek and Humble]

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Excuse me, but who do you think you are?! I saw Miss April first!

[Hank]

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Excuse me, but who do you think you are?! I saw Miss April first!

Well lets settle this man to man in the Biblical way.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Whoever gets to her first gets to keep her.

[Meek and Humble]

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Me and Miss April already went out on a date a while ago.

[Hank]

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Me and Miss April already went out on a date a while ago.

read the scripture again, she's still fair game

[Meek and Humble]

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We'll see about that.

[Hank]

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We'll see about that.

game on

Hey Miss April wanna meet me at the back of the abandoned warehouse tonight around 11PM?

[GloryEverlasting]

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I am disgusted to see such filth in a forum dedicated to the Lord.

I feel it is my duty as a child of the Lord to warn you against coarse sexual behaviour, both in action, speech and thought.

May the Lord have mercy on you come the Judgement day.
Glory Be.

[Jake Beck]

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Well lets settle this man to man in the Biblical way.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Whoever gets to her first gets to keep her.

Hank, you don't mean you intend to rape her, do you? If she is already being courted by Heathen Basher, then let it be. Obviously, she is spoken for and her father likes the other guy. If it doesn't work out, go for it, but untill then, wait your turn.

[Hank]

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I only do what GOD tells me to do in His Holy Bible. I'm not going to listen to you too heathens.

If GOD has ordained it who in tarnation are you two argue?