[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Sure I whould love to Help, Sister Thumper Out. yeah I have many good Recipes for ice cubes i will Pm her a good one.

I rest my case...

[Miss April]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

By the way Miss April, my fiancee Sister Thumper was wondering if you had a good recipe for ice cubes. Can you help her out?

Sure I whould love to Help, Sister Thumper Out. yeah I have many good Recipes for ice cubes i will Pm her a good one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

By the way Miss April, my fiancee Sister Thumper was wondering if you had a good recipe for ice cubes. Can you help her out?

[Miss April]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

April I'm surprised at you. I know you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even you should be able to see through this charlatan's lies.

There is no such thing as "The queen of Atlanta." Salvation© can only be had through Jesus Christ our Lord, not some imaginary fairy tale written by Greeks thousands of years ago.

I'm so sorry Pastor Ezekiel. i was only joking. But i know now it wasn't Funny i did see righ through his evil lies i knew he was sent here by the Devil. You are Right Amen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I will really? Yay! i can't wait Thank you so much God. For telling me,This Amazing News i'm so happy. When will this Happen?

April I'm surprised at you. I know you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even you should be able to see through this charlatan's lies.

There is no such thing as "The queen of Atlanta." Salvation(c) can only be had through Jesus Christ our Lord, not some imaginary fairy tale written by Greeks thousands of years ago.

[Miss April]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

You shall be The Queen of Atlantis

Troll Your not Funny I'm not here to Play Games with You. Now Who are you really?

[God himself]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

If your really God then i'm the Queen of Egland. You, think your so funny don't you?. Troll Well think again Because your not.

You shall be The Queen of Atlantis

[Miss April]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I will send my Son to you

He will guide you and protect You

If your really God then i'm the Queen of Egland. You, think your so funny don't you?. Troll Well think again Because your not.

[God himself]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I will send my Son to you

He will guide you and protect You

[Jake Beck]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

piffleING HYPOCRITE!

What, might I ask, makes you think that Reverend Jim Osborne is a "piffleing" hypocrite? I'm just asking, but I don't see anything hypocritical about him.

[jonnyfool]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years, I am a man of enormous frame and any would-be assailant would think twice before accosting you. I'm 6'2, 295 lbs of sturdy, husky Christian man. For maximum safety, I can escort you around Des Moines in my personal limo. You'll know you'll be safe back there because it will just be us two. There's a comfortable waterbed, a mini-bar, a 32" HDTV with Blu-Ray, and other amenities to make your stay in Des Moines most hospitable.

Let's talk later tonight. I PMed you my cell phone. Call me after 11 PM CST, which is when my wife goes to bed, and I'm free to talk.

FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years,

That's the problem right there. Sally enjoys a very fast paced lifestyle and it's hard even for most younger men to keep up with her. That's why she needs a whole gang. Brother Nobar accompanied her to the Values Voter's Summit and said he needed a whole week to recover. This pic from when he got back basically sums it up:

[Meek and Humble]

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I'm always willing to serve you, Ms. Paulson!

[Brother Enoch]

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Is that the stars and bars you're wearing there, Miss Sally?

Don't you think it's disrespectful to be farting into the flag of America's original True Christians™?

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Did someone threaten you? Why do you feel you need protection?