Strong rough young bodyguards needed

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years, I am a man of enormous frame and any would-be assailant would think twice before accosting you. I'm 6'2, 295 lbs of sturdy, husky Christian man. For maximum safety, I can escort you around Des Moines in my personal limo. You'll know you'll be safe back there because it will just be us two. There's a comfortable waterbed, a mini-bar, a 32" HDTV with Blu-Ray, and other amenities to make your stay in Des Moines most hospitable.

Let's talk later tonight. I PMed you my cell phone. Call me after 11 PM CST, which is when my wife goes to bed, and I'm free to talk.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I'm going to be in Des Moines for the World Secessionist Convention and my husband can't come. You know how dangerous the streets of Des Moines can be - my heart is thumping and I'm sweating just anticipating it. I will need a gang of big, strong, virile bodyguards to protect me. I imagine the ex-negro program will have some good young men to help escort me.Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport:



Well boys? Interested?

Does Jesus know you smoke?

[Sally Paulson]

I'm going to be in Des Moines for the World Secessionist Convention and my husband can't come. You know how dangerous the streets of Des Moines can be - my heart is thumping and I'm sweating just anticipating it. I will need a gang of big, strong, virile bodyguards to protect me. I imagine the ex-negro program will have some good young men to help escort me.Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport:



Well boys? Interested?