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    Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

    I was dating a woman from my church a few months ago but we had a disagreement and things didnt work out, (I still think life insurance seems too much like gambling).

    So I am interested in meeting the woman of Gods dream.

    I am immobile at the moment due to a hunting injury but once I am healed up I would love to get together with a sweet, loving, God fearing woman.

    I am 39 years young, I love going for walks, steak & potatoes, comfortable slippers and discount days at Walmart. If you love guns and hunting we already have a lot in common and I would be happy to show you my gun.

    For any good woman wanting to reply for a potential meeting, please tell me what your favorite Bible verse is and why you think we would be a divine couple.

    My favorite verse about relationships is 1 Corinthians 11:3 - "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God."

    Jesus is my head, I want to be your head, praise God, I await your response
    Last edited by Zachary_Hunter; 02-07-2010, 12:04 AM. Reason: Praising God really works up a sweat
    2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
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    Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

    This might be exactly what you are looking for: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36823
    Originally posted by CarolineHenry View Post
    still searching for a husband--anyone interested?
    Judges 16:4 "And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      This might be exactly what you are looking for: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36823

      Judges 16:4 "And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah."
      Moohamed married a 9 year old, that seems like reason enough to avoid the idea and besides she would probably be too young and weak to properly hold a gun or reach the stovetop, what good would that do anyone?

      Thanks for your suggestion
      Last edited by Zachary_Hunter; 02-07-2010, 12:55 AM. Reason: Everytime I pray I feel so full of it, the spirit
      2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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      • #4
        Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

        Hello Brother Zachary.
        I'm Talitha.
        My Husband sadly died a few years back and although I have promised myself to Jesus, he hasn't killed me yet so i guess It's alright by HIM for me to look for a new Husband.
        I'm a little older than yourself and beyond popping out any more Soldiers for Christ, but I have an awesome collection of Guns.
        We can meet after Church.
        I'll show my Security Team your photograph so you may approach me.
        We wouldn't want you being shot on the first date, now would we?

        My Lawyers may be in touch to discuss with you a few financial details.
        Nothing to worry about.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #5
          Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Hello Brother Zachary.
          I'm Talitha.
          My Husband sadly died a few years back and although I have promised myself to Jesus, he hasn't killed me yet so i guess It's alright by HIM for me to look for a new Husband.
          I'm a little older than yourself and beyond popping out any more Soldiers for Christ, but I have an awesome collection of Guns.
          We can meet after Church.
          I'll show my Security Team your photograph so you may approach me.
          We wouldn't want you being shot on the first date, now would we?

          My Lawyers may be in touch to discuss with you a few financial details.
          Nothing to worry about.
          Hello Talitha, its a pleasure to meet you electronically.

          What church do you attend?

          I am currently in Vancouver Canada, trying to get by in this cold godless place, I could sure use a good warm woman to share my love of Christ.

          Im sorry to hear about your husband, I am sure he is smiling down on you from heaven and I would bet he wants you to be happy. Are you a reborn virgin as well?

          Btw are those the true piece of the Lords cross earrings your wearing? I would recognize those anywhere, nice choice!
          2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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          • #6
            Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

            Hi Zachary! I'm Jillie Sue. I am also looking for someone.

            I was once married and had a beautiful daughter with my loving husband, but I lost them both in a fatal car accident.

            The incident has made me a strong woman of Christ.

            It's nice to meet you!

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            • #7
              Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

              Originally posted by Jillie Sue View Post
              Hi Zachary! I'm Jillie Sue. I am also looking for someone.

              I was once married and had a beautiful daughter with my loving husband, but I lost them both in a fatal car accident.

              The incident has made me a strong woman of Christ.

              It's nice to meet you!
              Hello Julie-Sue, it truly is wonderful to met your electronically produced likeness.

              Please tell me more about yourself.

              I must say you and Talitha both are strikingly handsome women, would either of you have any problem in wearing this?



              Im just wondering really, its not like I have a preference but seriously what size bonnet do you take?
              Last edited by Zachary_Hunter; 02-08-2010, 01:07 AM. Reason: If loving the Lord is right whats left?
              2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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              • #8
                Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

                Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
                Hello Julie-Sue, it truly is wonderful to met your electronically produced likeness.

                Please tell me more about yourself.

                I must say you and Talitha both are strikingly handsome women, would either of you have any problem in wearing this?



                Im just wondering really, its not like I have a preference but seriously what size bonnet do you take?
                Why, thank you!

                I spend a lot of time in the kitchen, I absolutely love to cook, and I am wonderful at it. I like to keep my home nice and spotless. I've never missed a Sunday at church, or a family night supper for that matter.

                Of course I'm open to it! I'm really not sure what size I'd be, but if I had to guess I'd say a small.

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                • #9
                  Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

                  Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
                  Hello Talitha, its a pleasure to meet you electronically.

                  What church do you attend?
                  Now let me think about that one.
                  Have you ever heard of God's favorite Landover Baptist Church?

                  I am currently in Vancouver Canada, trying to get by in this cold godless place, I could sure use a good warm woman to share my love of Christ.
                  Hmmm........ Canada.
                  Worse than I thought.
                  I'm sorry but I've heard too may stories about Canuckstanians.
                  You would have to attend the Freehold Ex-Canuck Ministry before I consider taking you as a husband.

                  Im sorry to hear about your husband, I am sure he is smiling down on you from heaven and I would bet he wants you to be happy.
                  He was old. He was wealthy.
                  Yes, I am happy.
                  You can read a little more about me here.

                  Are you a reborn virgin as well?
                  Of course!!

                  Btw are those the true piece of the Lords cross earrings your wearing? I would recognize those anywhere, nice choice!
                  Yes. They look good in Platinum.

                  As far as working in the Kitchen, why of course!
                  I have to Oversee my Nigra Cook and Housekeepers to make sure they don't try running off with any of the Silverware.

                  By the way, sorry if that was you on Sunday. My Chief of Security gets a little enthusiastic and over protective at times.
                  I'm sure it was only a flesh wound.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                  • #10
                    Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

                    Hmmm........ Canada.
                    Worse than I thought.
                    I'm sorry but I've heard too may stories about Canuckstanians.

                    You would have to attend the Freehold Ex-Canuck Ministry before I consider taking you as a husband.
                    Yes Cannotada is very trying, im surrounded by Satans minions trying to pressure me to accept their whomo ways, but I am vigilant! I also have lots of guns, so they keep their distance.

                    He was old. He was wealthy.
                    Yes, I am happy.
                    You can read a little more about me here.
                    Well praise the Lord! Saved from a gaggle of testosterone filled, sloppy Satanic lesbians, that makes me so angry, I just sit here shaking my fist thinking about it! I dont care how much money lesbians save on haircuts, its not worth their soul! What a gift from God that you were saved before such disgusting insanity!

                    As far as working in the Kitchen, why of course!
                    I have to Oversee my Nigra Cook and Housekeepers to make sure they don't try running off with any of the Silverware.
                    Good help is hard to find, my great aunt in Georgia used to have some darky workers around the house, but her staff were raised to be properly God fearing and it was explained from an early age that stepping out of line really upset the lord and resulted in merciless beatings!

                    The staff shaped up after that, I think they were happy that my aunt cared enough to make an example of some of them, more importantly the staff knew that God was happy with what they were doing, because aunt was happy.

                    They say the little things in life matter the most, like a beating and a cold shower, really sets things straight.

                    Proverbs 13:24 - "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
                    2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Fearful & Faithful man, looking for same, but in a woman

                      Any standards you need to meet? Like a ghetto booty or big tits? If not, then I think you might be sinning already.

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