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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #1

    Instruction for singles:

    I know you see me as "unsaved trash," but I will post advice which pretty much is the same as what you say.

    Sex is not bad; it is a beautiful gift from God, for married couples to use to consumate their marriages, and help produce more children.

    That said, sex should be saved for marriage, and contraceptives shall not be used.

    Anyone disagree with THAT?
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Instruction for singles:

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    I know you see me as "unsaved trash," but I will post advice which pretty much is the same as what you say.

    Sex is not bad; it is a beautiful gift from God, for married couples to use to consumate their marriages, and help produce more children.
    If sex is not bad, then why did Paul write
    1 Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman?

    I remember that historically, your anti-marriage Church was very keen on that verse, so it seems odd that you'd abandon it now.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Father Thomas Martin
      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
      • Jul 2007
      • 1015

      #3
      Re: Instruction for singles:

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      If sex is not bad, then why did Paul write
      1 Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman?

      I remember that historically, your anti-marriage Church was very keen on that verse, so it seems odd that you'd abandon it now.
      If sex IS bad, how can you justify your existence?

      And if you say "virgin birth," that's blasphemy.
      ACTS 5:29

      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Instruction for singles:

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        If sex IS bad, how can you justify your existence?

        And if you say "virgin birth," that's blasphemy.
        Um, I was conceived in sin?

        Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

        That's alright though, because now I've accepted Jesus, He has washed away my sins. Why don't you ask Him to do the same for you?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Father Thomas Martin
          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
          • Jul 2007
          • 1015

          #5
          Re: Instruction for singles:

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Um, I was conceived in sin?

          Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

          That's alright though, because now I've accepted Jesus, He has washed away my sins. Why don't you ask Him to do the same for you?
          We all inherit original sin from Adam and Eve...But I had that taken away from me when I was baptized as a baby.

          Didn't Jesus once say,

          "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again of water and the Spirit, he cannot see the kingdom of God".

          Have you been baptized with water?
          ACTS 5:29

          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Instruction for singles:

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            We all inherit original sin from Adam and Eve...But I had that taken away from me when I was baptized as a baby.

            Didn't Jesus once say,

            "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again of water and the Spirit, he cannot see the kingdom of God".

            Have you been baptized with water?
            Yes. It's a pretty big part of being a Baptist. However, I took a conscious decision to accept the Holy Spirit when I was baptized. Can you say the same?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

            Comment

            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015

              #7
              Re: Instruction for singles:

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Yes. It's a pretty big part of being a Baptist. However, I took a conscious decision to accept the Holy Spirit when I was baptized. Can you say the same?

              Suppose you had died as a toddler (before you were baptized) According to your Church, you woulda been hellbound.

              Now if I had died at that age, I woulda been baptized by then (and I probably didn't commit any sins then, either), so I'd go to heaven.

              What would you rather be?
              ACTS 5:29

              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Instruction for singles:

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                Suppose you had died as a toddler (before you were baptized) According to your Church, you woulda been hellbound.

                Now if I had died at that age, I woulda been baptized by then (and I probably didn't commit any sins then, either), so I'd go to heaven.

                What would you rather be?
                Oops! You forgot about the part where you were BORN in sin.

                No baby can make a decision to accept Christ. You may as well baptize farm animals.

                Oops! I forgot, you do.

                Enjoy hell papist dog.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #9
                  Re: Instruction for singles:

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  That said, sex should be saved for marriage, and contraceptives shall not be used.

                  Anyone disagree with THAT?
                  About sex being saved for marriage, I believe that to be a personal choice. Same as contraceptives. My personal choice would be the IUD. Great things, they are. As someone who dislikes abortions, you'd think you'd be all for contraceptives.
                  Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 07-16-2007, 03:12 AM.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Father Thomas Martin
                    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1015

                    #10
                    Re: Instruction for singles:

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    About sex being saved for marriage, I believe that to be a personal choice. Same as contraceptives. My personal choice would be the IUD. Great things, they are. As someone who dislikes abortions, you'd think you'd be all for contraceptives.
                    No, I do not support contraception. I believe ALL human life is a gift from God.

                    Smile-your mom chose life!

                    Check out the late Paul VI's Humanae Vitae:

                    Humanae Vitae - Encyclical Letter of His Holiness Paul VI on the regulation of birth, 25 July 1968
                    ACTS 5:29

                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Instruction for singles:

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      No, I do not support contraception. I believe ALL human life is a gift from God.

                      Smile-your mom chose life! [/URL]
                      Your false church endorses birth control by refusing to allow priests to marry and therefore procreate, as God commanded. And because of this unBiblical policy your cult de facto promotes child rape and homersexurality.

                      Your mom must be ashamed of you.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • A PERFECT TOOL
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 28

                        #12
                        Re: Instruction for singles:

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Um, I was conceived in sin?

                        Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

                        That's alright though, because now I've accepted Jesus, He has washed away my sins. Why don't you ask Him to do the same for you?
                        you know as one studying religions (mostly from boredom partly curiosity) I have to say this your parents were probly saved right? then they comitted sin by conciving you, so that makes them sinners again so to avoid this vicious cycle how bout your religion stops having sex so you all go away and the world is a beter place for it
                        Because I can

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Instruction for singles:

                          Originally posted by A PERFECT CIRCLE View Post
                          you know as one studying religions (mostly from boredom partly curiosity) I have to say this your parents were probly saved right? then they comitted sin by conciving you, so that makes them sinners again so to avoid this vicious cycle how bout your religion stops having sex so you all go away and the world is a beter place for it
                          We are all born in sin, but Jesus died temporarily to wash our sins away. The sex act is for married couples who are following God's desire that we make plenty of soldiers for Christ. If we stopped doing that, then mankind would cease to exist.

                          How old are you, 13? Do you have your husband's permission to be in here?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Instruction for singles:

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            Suppose you had died as a toddler (before you were baptized) According to your Church, you woulda been hellbound.

                            Now if I had died at that age, I woulda been baptized by then (and I probably didn't commit any sins then, either), so I'd go to heaven.
                            Incorrect, heathen. You'd be baptized by a false pagan cult, so you'd still go to hell. In fact, your sins would be weightier than mine, since you'd have the additional guilt of being a blasphemer.
                            Originally posted by A PERFECT CIRCLE View Post
                            you know as one studying religions (mostly from boredom partly curiosity) I have to say this your parents were probly saved right?
                            WRONG! My parents were Joos, so unless they give up their penny-pinching ways and apologise to Christ for killing Him, they're headed straight to the Lake of Fire. Enjoy listening to my mother's endless whining when you're floating next to her, sinner!
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831

                              #15
                              Re: Instruction for singles:

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              (Have you been baptized with water?) Yes. It's a pretty big part of being a Baptist.
                              Ha! Oh I love that sarcasm.

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