[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Instruction for singles:

I would be pleased to prepare a sandwich for you if you ever visit Amarillo! We do serve up some of this country's finest barbecue!

Now THAT is more like it.

By the way, do you have your husband's permission to be here discussing Christ on His favorite forum?

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

[morford]

Re: Instruction for singles:

This site might be helpful to those seeking Godly advice:

Born Again Bob has seen fit to redirect you to another site. From reading his posts it seems he could benefit from a visit to <link removed>

Replace the commas with periods.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Born Again Bob has seen fit to redirect you to another site. From reading his posts it seems he could benefit from a visit to <link removed>

Replace the commas with periods.

If you try to link to any vile pornographic site that mocks God again, you will get an infraction.

[morford]

Re: Instruction for singles:

The link was to a scripture based site without a shread of pornography upon it.

I do not understand why you had to misrepresent it as such.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Instruction for singles:

The link was to a scripture based site without a shread of pornography upon it.

I do not understand why you had to misrepresent it as such.

Shut your uppity mouth up, woman.
We have investigated the site you linked to, even a long time ago, and it's plainly 100% unscriptural. (Everything there is quoted out of context, and completely twisted.)
And we do not allow FALSE so-called "Christian" pornographic propaganda to be spread on our forums.

[Seeker]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Darn it. I can't help when you rebuke a sinner in your special way. It turns me on, SS!

Off to sleep with my pillow.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Darn it. I can't help when you rebuke a sinner in your special way. It turns me on, SS!

Off to sleep with my pillow.

Well, well. It does sound like someone needs a good dose of prayer.. and some other things too..
Remember dear, that whenever these kinds of feelings hit you, you're always welcome over.

Come well rested though, as you know you won't get to sleep much here, but spend all the night in Christian fellowship and union.

[bluefire]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Sniff. Oh this thread is so full of love and smiles... brings a tear to my eye... Everyone is getting along so well... It is so nice... Sob...

[lord warrior]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Sniff. Oh this thread is so full of love and smiles... brings a tear to my eye... Everyone is getting along so well... It is so nice... Sob...

She is either mocking God's holy people or a fluffy bunny christian. Either way, you need to shape up.

[Seeker]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Well, well. It does sound like someone needs a good dose of prayer.. and some other things too..
Remember dear, that whenever these kinds of feelings hit you, you're always welcome over.

Come well rested though, as you know you won't get to sleep much here, but spend all the night in Christian fellowship and union.

Well that is good to know because I am all about hours after church of good 'ol prayer meetings, good Christian fellowship, and potlucks.

Um, save me some brownies and whip cream, will you? Thanks

I am just happy because I feel the Lord is bringing us together, amen.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Well that is good to know because I am all about hours after church of good 'ol prayer meetings, good Christian fellowship, and potlucks.

Um, save me some brownies and whip cream, will you? Thanks

I am just happy because I feel the Lord is bringing us together, amen.

This reminds me of how important food is to the single Christian. A good Christian woman needs to learn how to attract a mate by His tongue (I mean delightful baked goods - you perverts!). And the sooner you have a little extra padding, the sooner bad men will stop drooling over your dirty pillows and move on to the harlots. Anyway, I have decided to recommend a recipe so that our Christian singles can get a jump on life...


PORK CHOPS AND GRAVY
4 slices bacon
4 lg. thick pork chops
1/2 c. flour
Salt and pepper
1 1/2 c. milk
Fry the bacon first, then dip the chops in flour, with salt and pepper. Save what's left of the flour. Fry your chops in the hot bacon drippings until brown on both sides. Turn down heat, cover, and cook until chops are tender and thoroughly cooked - about 30 minutes. Stir your leftover flour into the fat and cook until browned. Pour the milk over the chops and simmer until gravy is thickened.

PS I think that a warm brownie topped with ice cream and whipping cream would make a nice side dish for these Pork Chops.
PS PS Don't forget his beer!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Instruction for singles:

Um, save me some brownies and whip cream, will you? Thanks

Of course.
Also, I always make sure I'm well supplied with whip cream and chocolate sauce (whatever you prefer for the occasion) for whenever you come over.

I am just happy because I feel the Lord is bringing us together, amen.

Speaking of which, that recipe Glendora posted sure sounds yummy..
You should make it for me the next time you visit.

[bluefire]

Re: Instruction for singles:

She is either mocking God's holy people or a fluffy bunny christian. Either way, you need to shape up.

I wasn't mocking! I swear! And i'm not really a fluffy bunny christian either! I'm as tough as ol' boots me! I'll prove it... Bunnies SMELL! There! See!!! Proof!

[sinner]

Re: Instruction for singles:

I have done it 13 times and each one, I have conceived, and sometimes I had multiple orgasms...errr...births. Miracle of God! These 24 children I'm breeding...err...raising are God's Army all by themselves and I intend to continue breeding until I run out of Welfare checks and food stamps. Yes, the good Lord always finds a way to provide for us...Amen!