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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by yungt33nsisterluvr View Post
    fixed. There's absolutely NO shame in posting what you really want to say. No need to beat around the bush here correct?

    And as far as Jesus...I have a friend named Jesus (he pronounces it Hey Zeus though) a fine Mexican man. I'll ask him today at work.
    Please friend, You should know that Jesus Christ is a white man and certainly not a little brown one. We don't need any Wetback Mountain action here.

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  • lord warrior
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    To blaspheme the name of God with that of a wetback, you need more than moderation.

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  • yungt33nsisterluvr
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    Do you really want to end up under a moderator with only two posts? Please think of what would Jesus post before you post yourself.
    fixed. There's absolutely NO shame in posting what you really want to say. No need to beat around the bush here correct?

    And as far as Jesus...I have a friend named Jesus (he pronounces it Hey Zeus though) a fine Mexican man. I'll ask him today at work.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by yungt33nsisterluvr View Post
    TTIWWP! Please post picture. I think I can set you up with my sister
    Friend,

    Do you really want to end up under moderation with only two posts? Please think of what would Jesus post before you post yourself.

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  • yungt33nsisterluvr
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    TTIWWP! Please post picture. I think I can set you up with my sister

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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    As far as the courts are concerned Pastor Ezekiel, myself and several other male members of this church did that for educational purposes.

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  • Joo
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What on earth are you talking about? My cars get lubed and lovingly rubbed down all the time by my personal mechanic (I think his name is juan) in my 12 car garage. He was trained at the famous "Carl Perkins School of Lube", and is quite good at it. Why would you need lube for watching TV?
    You're the guy who's supposedly watched over 10,000 hours of pornography as "research" I think you would have figured that out by now.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Jack View Post
    You could just sit infront of a television with a handful of lube
    What on earth are you talking about? My cars get lubed and lovingly rubbed down all the time by my personal mechanic (I think his name is juan) in my 12 car garage. He was trained at the famous "Carl Perkins School of Lube", and is quite good at it. Why would you need lube for watching TV?

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  • Sister Noddy
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Jack View Post

    You could just sit infront of a television with a handful of lube
    Hmmm ... I think that's what he does already ...

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  • Jack
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Loser_seed View Post
    I'm in the mood for a girl that is willing to do some fun stuff. Any preatty liitle thing who do.
    You could just sit infront of a television with a handful of lube

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  • Joo
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You'd be better off if you said even less.
    You're probably right, but I'll live with the consequences of what I say and do.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Like me for example. I just don't usually say everything I'm thinking.
    You'd be better off if you said even less.

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  • Joo
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    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Me find filth in anything! I'm not as bad as some. Why, I met this one guy who apparently had thoughts that prawn crackers were part of a feminist plot to get men addicted to the taste of....well, never mind, but that guy proves there are filthier minded people than me out there.
    Like me for example. I just don't usually say everything I'm thinking.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Yes, because Rachael's not unsaved trash at all, is she? You are both equally condemned to Hell, although Rachael is slightly more notorious for being a dirty-minded harlot who can find filth in anything. But you're not far behind!
    Me find filth in anything! I'm not as bad as some. Why, I met this one guy who apparently had thoughts that prawn crackers were part of a feminist plot to get men addicted to the taste of....well, never mind, but that guy proves there are filthier minded people than me out there.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
    I certainly don't hate Jesus, but sometimes I do come right out and tell a man or any person what I really think.
    Yes, and Jesus wants you to keep your mouth shut. When a woman expresses her opinion without first asking a man's permission, she might as well slash a pentagram into the Baby Jesus' face while doing so.

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