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  • Loser_seed
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Apr 2007
    • 293
    #61
    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Lunna Seed,

    Jesus is watching you when you touch yourself! He is standing in the room right next to you when you do it and HE is not happy! He is even more upset when you tell women about your touching of your unmentionable bits. Jesus didn't talk about them in The Bible so you shouldn't talk about him here!

    You can watch, too, baby.

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131
        #62
        Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        Yeah, that's why he has to do the unmentionable activity at home, and then brag about it on the forum to get attention.

        He seems to think it makes him sexy somehow.

        This is exactly what came to my mine as well
        I notice he doesn't try to deny it either!
        Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 07-26-2007, 04:17 AM.
        sigpic
        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Loser_seed
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Apr 2007
            • 293
            #63
            Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            He seems to think it makes him sexy somehow.


            I notice he doesn't try to deny it either!

            Well, if you think a doll will help, I'll go for it.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #64
                Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                This is exactly what came to my mine as well
                You unsaved trash really are filthy-minded, aren't you?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #65
                    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                    You can watch, too, baby.
                    Lunear,

                    If you really want to be with us, we have a team of dedicated Landover Pastors who will go on prayer retreat with you one on one.

                    Do you have or can get?
                    • 50 ft of nylon rope
                    • a box of large tie wraps
                    • a power drill
                    • two baseball bats
                    • three rolls of duct trap
                    • one gallon of gasoline

                    I you say yes then you are ready for the Landover Challange. Are you ready Lunar? Are you man enough for it?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843
                        #66
                        Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                        You unsaved trash really are filthy-minded, aren't you?
                        Well, Rachael posted Kelly the doll in the first place, Brother T, not I
                        Last edited by Sister Noddy; 07-27-2007, 03:52 PM.
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #67
                            Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                            Well, Rachael posted Kelly the doll in the first place, Brother T, not I
                            Yes, because Rachael's not unsaved trash at all, is she? You are both equally condemned to Hell, although Rachael is slightly more notorious for being a dirty-minded harlot who can find filth in anything. But you're not far behind!
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892
                                #68
                                Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                                Well, Rachael posted Kelly the doll in the first place, Brother T, not I
                                You filthy old crow!
                                Why do you insist on hating Jesus and sassing men?!
                                Why don't you want to get SAVED and washed in His cleansing blood?
                                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 07-27-2007, 05:34 PM.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                  • Sister Noddy
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 1843
                                    #69
                                    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                                    Yes, because Rachael's not unsaved trash at all, is she? You are both equally condemned to Hell, although Rachael is slightly more notorious for being a dirty-minded harlot who can find filth in anything. But you're not far behind!
                                    Okay, fair enough. From now on I'm just gonna say what I really think around here (within reason), since I get rebuked most of the time anyway, Christian or not, saved or not.
                                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                      • Sister Noddy
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 1843
                                        #70
                                        Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post

                                        You filthy old crow!

                                        Hmm, I might have expected yet another rebuke (personal insult?) from you, Mr Salvation, I am not surprised.



                                        Why do you insist on hating Jesus and sassing men?!

                                        I certainly don't hate Jesus, but sometimes I do come right out and tell a man or any person what I really think.


                                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                          • Joo
                                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 831
                                            #71
                                            Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                                            Okay, fair enough. From now on I'm just gonna say what I really think around here (within reason), since I get rebuked most of the time anyway, Christian or not, saved or not.
                                            Join the club.

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                                              • Sister Noddy
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 1843
                                                #72
                                                Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                                Originally posted by Joo View Post

                                                Join the club.
                                                Yes, and it keeps things lively too, don't you think so?

                                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                                  • Brother Temperance
                                                    Senior Usher
                                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                    A very nice young man
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15621
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                                    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                                                    I certainly don't hate Jesus, but sometimes I do come right out and tell a man or any person what I really think.
                                                    Yes, and Jesus wants you to keep your mouth shut. When a woman expresses her opinion without first asking a man's permission, she might as well slash a pentagram into the Baby Jesus' face while doing so.
                                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5131
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                        Yes, because Rachael's not unsaved trash at all, is she? You are both equally condemned to Hell, although Rachael is slightly more notorious for being a dirty-minded harlot who can find filth in anything. But you're not far behind!
                                                        Me find filth in anything! I'm not as bad as some. Why, I met this one guy who apparently had thoughts that prawn crackers were part of a feminist plot to get men addicted to the taste of....well, never mind, but that guy proves there are filthier minded people than me out there.
                                                        sigpic
                                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                          • Joo
                                                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 831
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                            Me find filth in anything! I'm not as bad as some. Why, I met this one guy who apparently had thoughts that prawn crackers were part of a feminist plot to get men addicted to the taste of....well, never mind, but that guy proves there are filthier minded people than me out there.
                                                            Like me for example. I just don't usually say everything I'm thinking.

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