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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #16
    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by SoccerItalia View Post
    I don't hate Americans, Infact my family are from Little Sicily, New york.

    I just don't like Americans who are big headed and think Christianity is the best and racist.
    There is actually no such place. It's called "little Italy" because every wop has a tiny tallywacker.

    And I wonder if you really know what the greaseballs down there think about porch monkeys and spics? That section of joo york city is not known for its tolerance.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Joshua Brooks
      Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 257

      #17
      Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

      Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
      Oh! Oh! I have a cousin that would probably like her!!
      His name is Weight Watchers.
      I am sorry, ma'am, but I must say that was quite rude and insensitive. Not everyone is blessed with a fast metabolism nor does raw fish and white rice agree with the palette of every person. I think you owe Ms. Thumper an apology for such a disrespectful comment toward her niece. There are plenty of men like Mr. Trent who adore bovine women.

      This is why we have anorexics and bulimics today. It is not enough for you to have a personal opinion on the poor girls appearance, you have to publicly attempt to humiliate her. You wish to make her so self-conscious and so self-loathing that she forsakes proper nutrition and starves herself to death. You might as well just take a butcher's knife and stab it right between two rolls of her superfluous flabs and cut some bacon out of her lifeless corpse.

      I am glad that I am Saved and have left behind such childish and juvenile behavior. You are no different than a murderer, Miss Hikari.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #18
        Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

        Originally posted by SoccerItalia View Post
        I just don't like Americans who are big headed and think Christianity is the best and racist.
        That's alright, we don't think Christianity is racist.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Miss Hikari
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2007
          • 372

          #19
          Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

          Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
          I am sorry, ma'am, but I must say that was quite rude and insensitive. Not everyone is blessed with a fast metabolism nor does raw fish and white rice agree with the palette of every person. I think you owe Ms. Thumper an apology for such a disrespectful comment toward her niece. There are plenty of men like Mr. Trent who adore bovine women.

          This is why we have anorexics and bulimics today. It is not enough for you to have a personal opinion on the poor girls appearance, you have to publicly attempt to humiliate her. You wish to make her so self-conscious and so self-loathing that she forsakes proper nutrition and starves herself to death. You might as well just take a butcher's knife and stab it right between two rolls of her superfluous flabs and cut some bacon out of her lifeless corpse.

          I am glad that I am Saved and have left behind such childish and juvenile behavior. You are no different than a murderer, Miss Hikari.
          Al right, I'll apologize. Ms. Thumper, I am sorry that when you go swimming in the ocean, whales start singing, "We are family....Even thought you are fatter than we."

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          • Poison__x
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Aug 2007
            • 174

            #20
            Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

            Now that's just fucking gross. Seriously, put some clothes on and go to the gym or something and lose some weight.

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            • Seeker
              Thank you Pastor Pistle!
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2007
              • 966

              #21
              Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
              Now that's just piffleing gross. Seriously, put some clothes on and go to the gym or something and lose some weight.
              Let's see a pic of you before you judge someone so harsh. You ain't a Christian so you have no right to judge. Only we do.....get that straight.

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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              • Poison__x
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Aug 2007
                • 174

                #22
                Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                Want to see me? Here you go:


                Enjoy?

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                • Seeker
                  Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 966

                  #23
                  Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                  Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                  You are a sick sinner goth and a ugly one at that. I am still confused on your gender? Are you wearing 80's clothes? Did you get that Clairol bottle on sale?

                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • Poison__x
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 174

                    #24
                    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                    You can think whatever you want I like how I am.

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                    • Joshua Brooks
                      Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 257

                      #25
                      Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                      Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                      Al right, I'll apologize. Ms. Thumper, I am sorry that when you go swimming in the ocean, whales start singing, "We are family....Even thought you are fatter than we."
                      If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your slant eyes, buck teeth, flat chest, and bushy sideways vagina, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #26
                        Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                        Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                        Well maybe you are not so ugly Poison (even though I still can't tell if you are a boy or a girl)

                        ... but the facts remain that you are a bisexual by your own admission, and an atheist, and therefore a Godless sinner in the eyes of Jesus ...

                        Renounce homerism and get the truth of Jesus before it's too late for you ...

                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Miss Hikari
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2007
                          • 372

                          #27
                          Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                          Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
                          If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your slant eyes, buck teeth, flat chest, and bushy sideways vagina, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.
                          Oh, damnit.. Let me clarify soemthing to you Landoverites.
                          My mother is from Senegal. She is African.
                          My father is mixed White and Japanese.
                          So therefore, I will not have the stereotypical "Asian look" (i.e: flat chest, buck teeth, etc...)
                          I mean gosh! >.<
                          My eyes aren't slanted, my teeth are fine, I have a C-cup bust, and a sideways vagina? No.. Just... No.
                          *pulls out hair* Hopefully, you understand that.
                          And btw, Poison__x is really good looking, and is obviously a boy.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #28
                            Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                            Oh dear sweet Jesus, it's a sodomite goth transvestite!
                            Heavenly Father, we pray that You protect us from this abomination and please have it open its heart to You and accept Your gift of salvation before it cuts its tallywhacker off!
                            In Jesus's name we pray. Amen.
                            Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 09-01-2007, 11:05 AM.
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #29
                              Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                              I cannot believe that you hijacked this thread about Sister Thumper's perfectly charming niece in order to post your hideous photograph. Worse yet, we have to see the soggy mat where you spread your legs for anonymous sodomy with strangers you met at the local queer bar. Disgusting.

                              Didn't you read the scriptures I shared with you on this very subject?

                              Why can't you see that playing hide the pickle with dimwits and sissyboys is only leading you straight to hellfire?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Joshua Brooks
                                Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 257

                                #30
                                Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

                                Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                                Oh, damnit.. Let me clarify soemthing to you Landoverites.
                                My mother is from Senegal. She is African.
                                My father is mixed White and Japanese.
                                So therefore, I will not have the stereotypical "Asian look" (i.e: flat chest, buck teeth, etc...)
                                I mean gosh! >.<
                                My eyes aren't slanted, my teeth are fine, I have a C-cup bust, and a sideways vagina? No.. Just... No.
                                *pulls out hair* Hopefully, you understand that.
                                And btw, Poison__x is really good looking, and is obviously a boy.
                                Fine, fine!!! If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your inner tube lips, slant yellowish eyes, flat droopy utters, bushy AIDS infected sideways vagina, hideous wide monstrously nostriled snout, low IQ score in every category except math, feces colored skin, obesity, laziness, and pubic haired head, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.

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