[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

Reverend Osborne -
That is terrible news. I strongly empathise with you as I have just separated from my wife who toward the end of our relationship was only interested in group sex with her supermodel and porn star actress friends.

A couple of times I was savagely gang raped by 4 women (including my ex-wife) for hours on end I felt dirty, used and violated as a result and hence my like goal to now be a True Christian™

You, poor, poor man. I couldn't imagine anything worse than being forced to have sex against your will...especially with multiple women. Hopefully you pressed charges and those harlots are serving the next ten years behind bars in a maximum security facility!

I won't dare recommend any of my ex wife's slutty bi-sexual friends as they little more that nymphomaniac whores that channel Satan. But I will keep an eye out for a suitable Christian lass.

Well, I wouldn't consider any of them for marriage either, but I can't just let them going their lives unsaved. How many more innocent men will they rape? No, what they need is an intelligent, caring man to guide them with a firm hand. Like me. I'd be willing to meet these women, all at once especially, so that I may witness to them my testimony and how great Jesus Christ truly is. Considering my track record and how every woman I evangelize to is down on her knees accepting Christ as her Lord by the end of the night, I think this would be a good idea.

But on the bright side, the timing could not be better! My cousin Emily Beth recently left her husband in Little Rock due to his philandering ways, his continual unemployment and inability to provide for the brood of 8 children she gave him. She tolerated a failure of a man and a single wide mobile as long as she could. When he sodomized her own sister, she had enough and filed for divorce.

As you can she, her face radiates righteousness (to the extent that a woman can be righteous)and a solid walk with Jesus! She has, over the years, had issues with self-esteem, but none of us know why. Praise Jesus, after some counseling, she now walks with a confident stride and is as happy as can be in her womanhood and charm.

Look, I really appreciate you trying to find a wife for me, and I'm sure your cousin will make a fine wife for another man someday. It's just that, I don't want to be rude, and I really mean this in the nicest, most polite way I can, but....she fell pretty hard from the ugly tree and bashed her face on every branch on the way down.

As you are flying over quite soon and during this quite hard time, I do think it is best if you are not alone. Please feel free to lean on me whilst you are here; my bosom is yours to rest upon.

I thank the Lord that you are there for me when I need you, Phebe. You have no idea how much I need you right now in this inconsolable hour. I might even fly out to Australia early just so I can finally taste that sweet, juicy pie. I know eating your pie would get my mind off of the soon-to-be-ex.

Reverend Osborne, I am left believing that Jennifer was jealous of the success of your "Ladies of the Lord" program. This is further confirmed by Brother James comments about her wanting to weasel into photo opportunities.

The Lord also spoke to me about jealousy and how it should be punished. It would appear that Brother James unselfish offer of a weekend at his homestead may be the venue to discipline Jennifer as per God's word.

Indeed, she was! She was always jealous about how much time I spent with these young women and how I was always buying them little gifts like Louis Vuitton handbags and BMW convertibles. That shows a lot of what kind of morally bankrupt character she is, for daring to assume that a man of God such as myself would be having affairs with these college girls. I've actually had thoughts of killing her because she has angered me over this!

And yes, I think I might take up James's offer. Maybe a little vacation might knock some sense into her. I just only pray that her fate is not the same as the demised Mrs. DeWitt. That would be a shame.

Wow, it seems like just yesterday I was answering your wife phone hotline while you were ministering to the unsaved.

I'll never forget that time I had to pick her up from PHX and drive around for two hours while you were giving a particularly important sermon to a group of young people.

I can't believe she would cheat on you after all you did to keep her entertained and informed to by the staff.

I want to thank you for all the help you've done over the years, brother. And yes, I remember that Phoenix trip. What did she expect me to do, let her come in and interrupt the special prayer circle I shared with those ASU sorority sisters. That was so typical of her....always brash, rude, and never thinking about anyone else besides herself!

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

You, poor, poor man. I couldn't imagine anything worse than being forced to have sex against your will...especially with multiple women. Hopefully you pressed charges and those harlots are serving the next ten years behind bars in a maximum security facility!

I won't dare recommend any of my ex wife's slutty bi-sexual friends as they little more that nymphomaniac whores that channel Satan. But I will keep an eye out for a suitable Christian lass.
Well, I wouldn't consider any of them for marriage either, but I can't just let them going their lives unsaved. How many more innocent men will they rape? No, what they need is an intelligent, caring man to guide them with a firm hand. Like me. I'd be willing to meet these women, all at once especially, so that I may witness to them my testimony and how great Jesus Christ truly is. Considering my track record and how every woman I evangelize to is down on her knees accepting Christ as her Lord by the end of the night, I think this would be a good idea.

Reverend Jim

If you feel that there is real possibility of Salvation for these "slappers" I will forward to you the necessary detail and will try and synchronize a prayer session with them upon your Australian visit.

However I am worried that you too may become the unwitting victim of pack rape and lewd "sappo four ways" etc. by these four Satan corrupted bi-sexual sluts.

This is a very real and dangerous possibility

If this occurs I would be hopeful that this would not reflect poorly on us as a nation or upon your Australian devotees like myself, Sister Charli & the delightful Mrs Wintersnow

[Sister Charli]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

Indeed, she was! She was always jealous about how much time I spent with these young women and how I was always buying them little gifts like Louis Vuitton handbags and BMW convertibles. That shows a lot of what kind of morally bankrupt character she is, for daring to assume that a man of God such as myself would be having affairs with these college girls. I've actually had thoughts of killing her because she has angered me over this!

It sounds to me like Jennifer did not take her marriage vows seriously at all Reverend Osborne. Do you mind if I call you Reverend Jim?

Jennifer sounds like a friend of Elin Nordegren who only married for money. How shameful is that, that Elin did not even show enough commitment to her marriage to even take her husband's surname.

Disgusting.

And yes, I think I might take up James's offer. Maybe a little vacation might knock some sense into her. I just only pray that her fate is not the same as the demised Mrs. DeWitt. That would be a shame.

My mother was unfaithful to Daddy and he subjected her to

Numbers 5:20-22 (King James Version)
20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:
21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell;
22 And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen.

but sadly Mother went in to anaphylactic shock and could not be revived. Daddy says that shows how unrepentant she was. So for the past 40 years daddy has brought me up on my own.

[GageODell]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

I dont mean anything hurtful or rude but... What is wrong with you. Going for women 18-24. Why can't you get someone your age. And why call your children scum? You are fortunate to have children. My teacher had cancer at a young age, therefore couldnt have children. Children should be loved no matter what they are like Straight, Gay, Bisexual. Now saying your son fortunatly commited suicide is wrong. That should be a touchy subject for you to talk about. Now I didnt mean anything hurtful or rude by that at all. Good luck on finding someone

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

I dont mean anything hurtful or rude but... What is wrong with you. Going for women 18-24. Why can't you get someone your age. And why call your children scum? You are fortunate to have children. My teacher had cancer at a young age, therefore couldnt have children. Children should be loved no matter what they are like Straight, Gay, Bisexual. Now saying your son fortunatly commited suicide is wrong. That should be a touchy subject for you to talk about. Now I didnt mean anything hurtful or rude by that at all. Good luck on finding someone

Rest assured Gage ODell, Rev Jim is in good hands. With all due respect as well, you really have no right to tell him he should feel as to incidents in his life. He has the best guidance counselor there is at his disposal 24/7 and THAT my friend, is The Lord Jesus Christ!!

Oh and BTW, as it appears you had no luck finding the INTRODUCTION FORUM<--- I was kind enough to provide the link for you.

Also, please read THIS prior to posting anything further.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

I dont mean anything hurtful or rude but... What is wrong with you. Going for women 18-24. Why can't you get someone your age. And why call your children scum? You are fortunate to have children. My teacher had cancer at a young age, therefore couldnt have children. Children should be loved no matter what they are like Straight, Gay, Bisexual. Now saying your son fortunatly commited suicide is wrong. That should be a touchy subject for you to talk about. Now I didnt mean anything hurtful or rude by that at all. Good luck on finding someone

How is it that people who have never read the Bible find their way to this forum?

I'm sorry to be asking such a trifling question, but my young, female mind can not comprehend it.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

How is it that people who have never read the Bible find their way to this forum?

I'm sorry to be asking such a trifling question, but my young, female mind can not comprehend it.

*whispering* It is the Lord leading them here for enlightenment. They just don't understand the message as they are deaf to The Word, blind to his presence, and have a waxy heart.


Matthew 13; 10-15

And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables?

He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.

For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:

For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.


YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

I dont mean anything hurtful or rude but... What is wrong with you. Going for women 18-24. Why can't you get someone your age.

Those women are in the prime of their childbearing years. Besides, who are you to tell me who I can and cannot marry? Marriage is a personal choice and society should have no say in it. You should be tolerant and accepting that there are people that might want to marry someone they want, even if it conflicts with your morals.

And why call your children scum? You are fortunate to have children. My teacher had cancer at a young age, therefore couldnt have children. Children should be loved no matter what they are like Straight, Gay, Bisexual. Now saying your son fortunatly commited suicide is wrong. That should be a touchy subject for you to talk about. Now I didnt mean anything hurtful or rude by that at all. Good luck on finding someone

My children are scum because they are non-believers. The Bible tells us we should avoid unsaved trash (2 Thess. 3:6), which is why I've been estranged from my kids for years.

And I say it's fortunate my son committed suicide because it's the lesser of two evils. He was an unrepentant homosexual and had he lived longer, he would've been involved with the gay agenda who shove their beliefs down the throats of decent American society. He would've fought for changing laws to suit the gay agenda. Like gay marriage. I'm sick of these homos trying to say that we can't tell them who they can or cannot marry. They want us to butt out of their affairs. Well, we as a Christian society have the obligation to put a stop to that! He also would've probably ended up raping young boys, since that is what most homosexuals do. He could've given the AIDS to a kid. You think this is a good thing?

So, maybe you can see why I am actually thankful that God decided to make him kill himself early. I have truly been blessed.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

Those women are in the prime of their childbearing years. Besides, who are you to tell me who I can and cannot marry? Marriage is a personal choice and society should have no say in it. You should be tolerant and accepting that there are people that might want to marry someone they want, even if it conflicts with your morals.

My children are scum because they are non-believers. The Bible tells us we should avoid unsaved trash (2 Thess. 3:6), which is why I've been estranged from my kids for years.

And I say it's fortunate my son committed suicide because it's the lesser of two evils. He was an unrepentant homosexual and had he lived longer, he would've been involved with the gay agenda who shove their beliefs down the throats of decent American society. He would've fought for changing laws to suit the gay agenda. Like gay marriage. I'm sick of these homos trying to say that we can't tell them who they can or cannot marry. They want us to butt out of their affairs. Well, we as a Christian society have the obligation to put a stop to that! He also would've probably ended up raping young boys, since that is what most homosexuals do. He could've given the AIDS to a kid. You think this is a good thing?

So, maybe you can see why I am actually thankful that God decided to make him kill himself early. I have truly been blessed.

Praise Jesus Reverend!

Talk the truth in His Name!

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

Well said Reverend Jim -

Who is this GageODell sinner who procures this hate filled insolence toward you, a great man of Jesus

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

Well said Reverend Jim -

Who is this GageODell sinner who bares this hate filled insolence toward you, a man of Jesus

[JosephMatthews]

Re: Well...the SIXTH time is the charm!

God bless you, I'm sorry for your loss. May the Lord guide you to a faithful, fertile wife.