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  • Higgins
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2010
    • 314

    #16
    Re: What do you think?

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    My wife Ethel stays pretty busy, especially since she has only one hand. Maybe I would feel differently if we were both loitering around the house all day with nothing to do. But even if she does have some down time, wouldn't you rather play a board game, rather than hear what a woman has to say?
    Your prospect of board games intrigues me, perhaps I need to reevaluate my desires in life.
    Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

    Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952

      #17
      Re: What do you think?

      Originally posted by Taylor View Post
      I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.
      Is your hymen intact? Most True Christian™ men would never marry a fornicatrix. I am sorry to hear about your injury. What did you do to make God angry enough to smite you so violently?
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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      • Taylor
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2010
        • 98

        #18
        Re: What do you think?

        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
        If you don't want kids then there is NO need to find a husband.

        How could you be that cruel to a man to deceive him into a marital relationship and then deny him opportunity to produce little boy childs for Christ?

        You would then jeopardise his life by him spilling his seed on barren ground through masturbation or contraception. God is very clear that sexual activity is for the purpose of procreation. Genesis 38:8-10

        Why else would you want to marry? And .... have you thought about a suitable girl name yet?

        I made the mistake of having a non gender specific name and have found myself left on the shelf double your age. Please do not make the same boo boo I did.
        Oh no, I want kids, just not yet. They would get in the way of my studies and as I've said, it's not very convenient when you've got a broken back. I would inform him of this before we got married, naturally.
        I think people would be able to ascertain that I'm female by my appearance so I'm not too worried about my name!

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #19
          Re: What do you think?

          Originally posted by Taylor View Post
          No, I'm not hahaha.
          I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.
          So now you've broken your back? You sure are accident prone.

          I would suggest you only marry a man willing to put a large insurance policy on you (if he can get one) odds are you'll make him a wealthy man one day.
          Drama queen

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #20
            Re: What do you think?

            Originally posted by Taylor View Post
            I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
            I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
            Be nice!
            You're not Saved(r) thru Christ's blood, so I'd say your chances of finding a decent husband are between zero and nothing.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11310

              #21
              Re: What do you think?

              Originally posted by Taylor View Post
              I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
              I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
              Be nice!

              More so than any other person here, I can speak to your situation.

              I HAD a husband once-- a god fearing, Bible reading, substantial tithing fella who didn't plague me with constant demands for sex.

              He was handsome, well-dressed, gentlemanly, and hard working. He would have gone to any lengths to keep me happy in our home. In fact, he once said to me, (when I wanted to get a job at a place about four miles away), "I work so hard to give you a nice home here. Why would you want to leave it?"

              What ruined this heaven on earth for me was higher education. It wasn't enough that I had graduated high school with a 12th grade reading level ( which I was at since I was 11 years old, so really, where was there to go?). No, I had to answer the demon call of college.

              In English I read stories about uppity women. In algebra, I got headaches trying to work out simultaneous quadratic equations and slept so much when I got home that I forgot to remind my husband about his parents' 49th wedding anniversary. I can't even begin to detail how biology and anthropology led me astray.

              Soon, community college wasn't enough, and I sought out more educational opportunities. By then, I had lost the only man willing to put a ring on my finger. Now, I am well-educated and alone. My few remaining eggs are past their sell-by date and all I have to show for my childless state are unstretched out boobs silent knitting needles that will never be called upon to make little, blue, soldier booties for Christ.

              Put aside your books and brush up on your baking, my child. Men know what they want. And I man who says he wants intelligent conversation with a woman really means that he wants a woman who agrees with his opinions. Trust me, that's easier to do if you aren't too smart.

              I will pray for you and your little ova in waiting.

              Wisely Yours,

              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Taylor
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2010
                • 98

                #22
                Re: What do you think?

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                So now you've broken your back? You sure are accident prone.

                I would suggest you only marry a man willing to put a large insurance policy on you (if he can get one) odds are you'll make him a wealthy man one day.
                Huh? I had a broken back when I started posting here. A broken foot as well but that wouldn't matter quite as much if I was pregnant.
                I'm not sure, but I don't think our life insurance works the same way as it does for you over the pond.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #23
                  Re: What do you think?

                  Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                  Huh? I had a broken back when I started posting here. A broken foot as well but that wouldn't matter quite as much if I was pregnant.
                  I'm not sure, but I don't think our life insurance works the same way as it does for you over the pond.
                  Why would you want to break your foot and back at the same time?
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Taylor
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 98

                    #24
                    Re: What do you think?

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Why would you want to break your foot and back at the same time?
                    Haha, I didn't want to!

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #25
                      Re: What do you think?

                      Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                      Haha, I didn't want to!
                      Then why did you.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Taylor
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 98

                        #26
                        Re: What do you think?

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        Then why did you.
                        I had a fall, and broke my back and foot when I hit the floor I'm such a dunce haha.
                        Handmaiden- that's very sad. Are there any opportunities for you to meet other men or do you feel that you only had one chance?

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #27
                          Re: What do you think?

                          Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                          I had a fall, and broke my back and foot when I hit the floor I'm such a dunce haha.
                          Were you intoxicated?

                          Or are you just so obese that you kind of roll around everywhere?

                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Taylor
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 98

                            #28
                            Re: What do you think?

                            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                            Were you intoxicated?

                            Or are you just so obese that you kind of roll around everywhere?

                            Haha, no, I'm not obese, I'm a size 8 over here so.... an American size 4 I think. Maybe not, but I weigh 8 stone so I'm not exactly heavy.
                            I was trying to get a ball that we had kicked onto the roof (I got nominated because I was the lightest!) and the roof collapsed.
                            Anyway, there is no way a fat person would have been able to squeeze out of the window and climb onto the roof in the first place

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #29
                              Re: What do you think?

                              Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                              Haha, no, I'm not obese, I'm a size 8 over here so.... an American size 4 I think. Maybe not, but I weigh 8 stone so I'm not exactly heavy.
                              I was trying to get a ball that we had kicked onto the roof (I got nominated because I was the lightest!) and the roof collapsed.
                              Anyway, there is no way a fat person would have been able to squeeze out of the window and climb onto the roof in the first place
                              Why were you playing children's games if you are 20? Also a woman should not be climbing on roofs.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #30
                                Re: What do you think?

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                Why were you playing children's games if you are 20? Also a woman should not be climbing on roofs.
                                Only negros should be climbing on roofs. The sun is hot up there, and someone could fall, as this fat harlot has shown.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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