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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #31
    Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

    Originally posted by Zettania View Post
    If we don't debate on what the bibles true meaning is then how can we tell the truth apart from the evil lies of dictator-like priests and pastors?
    You seem to be a bit retarded, I will type this slowly for you.
    We True Christians(R) do not debate the word of God, we follow them. If God says that Homersexurals are bad and will go to hell, who are we to question His wisdom? Our Pastors are not dicktaters they are loyal servants of our Lord, they help guide His flock. Why do you continue to spit on the face of Jesus, we are here to Glorify Him not defile Him.

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    • Zettania
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2010
      • 14

      #32
      Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      You seem to be a bit retarded, I will type this slowly for you.
      We True Christians® do not debate the word of God, we follow them. If God says that Homersexurals are bad and will go to hell, who are we to question His wisdom? Our Pastors are not dicktaters they are loyal servants of our Lord, they help guide His flock. Why do you continue to spit on the face of Jesus, we are here to Glorify Him not defile Him.
      Funny.
      The Catholics say the exact same thing.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #33
        Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

        Originally posted by Zettania View Post
        Funny.
        The Catholics say the exact same thing.
        Well, maybe everyone is right. Maybe you are retarded.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11387

          #34
          Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

          Zettainia, do you have any biblically based insights as to my situation? If not, please move your "discussion" elsewhere.

          Unlike you, I really want to know God's Will in this matter. And not just because it concerns my personal life. There are many who look to the pastors of LBC for guidance and there may be other lonely Christians struggling with questions such as mine.

          Admonishingly Yours,

          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #35
            Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
            Zettainia, do you have any biblically based insights as to my situation? If not, please move your "discussion" elsewhere.

            Unlike you, I really want to know God's Will in this matter. And not just because it concerns my personal life. There are many who look to the pastors of LBC for guidance and there may be other lonely Christians struggling with questions such as mine.

            Admonishingly Yours,

            Handmaiden
            It seems the safest bet is for you to become a widow.

            Is that somehow possible?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #36
              Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              Zettainia, do you have any biblically based insights as to my situation? If not, please move your "discussion" elsewhere.

              Unlike you, I really want to know God's Will in this matter. And not just because it concerns my personal life. There are many who look to the pastors of LBC for guidance and there may be other lonely Christians struggling with questions such as mine.

              Admonishingly Yours,

              Handmaiden
              My dear Handmaiden,

              Turn this around: Why are you insistent on marriage? Are you really so eager to perform those disgusting wifely duties ? (I didn't think so...) If it's not to legitimize hanky-panky, then the only reason to get married is to <how to put this politely...> glom on to some poor sucker's estate. Of course a woman of taste and breeding such as yourself would not be so crass.

              Conversation and chaste companionship you can have without marriage, and with a chaperone if necessary.

              I assume there is nothing in the oven that requires a holy marriage-ceremony purification? <apologies for my bluntness>

              I'm confused by the source of your determination.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



              King James Bible v1611

              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11387

                #37
                Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

                Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                My dear Handmaiden,

                Turn this around: Why are you insistent on marriage? Are you really so eager to perform those disgusting wifely duties ? (I didn't think so...) If it's not to legitimize hanky-panky, then the only reason to get married is to <how to put this politely...> glom on to some poor sucker's estate. Of course a woman of taste and breeding such as yourself would not be so crass.

                Conversation and chaste companionship you can have without marriage, and with a chaperone if necessary.

                I assume there is nothing in the oven that requires a holy marriage-ceremony purification? <apologies for my bluntness>

                I'm confused by the source of your determination.
                People get lonely. I love the Lord, but sometimes a person longs for actual human company. [sigh] Perhaps you are right. I should be satisfied with Jesus. It's what the Apostle Paul would have wanted. Who am I to want a normal life with a real husband when I can have a heavenly honey?

                Resignedly Yours,

                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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