[handmaiden]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

My dear Handmaiden,

Turn this around: Why are you insistent on marriage? Are you really so eager to perform those disgusting wifely duties ? (I didn't think so...) If it's not to legitimize hanky-panky, then the only reason to get married is to <how to put this politely...> glom on to some poor sucker's estate. Of course a woman of taste and breeding such as yourself would not be so crass.

Conversation and chaste companionship you can have without marriage, and with a chaperone if necessary.

I assume there is nothing in the oven that requires a holy marriage-ceremony purification? <apologies for my bluntness>

I'm confused by the source of your determination.

People get lonely. I love the Lord, but sometimes a person longs for actual human company. [sigh] Perhaps you are right. I should be satisfied with Jesus. It's what the Apostle Paul would have wanted. Who am I to want a normal life with a real husband when I can have a heavenly honey?

Resignedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[landoverlover]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Zettainia, do you have any biblically based insights as to my situation? If not, please move your "discussion" elsewhere.

Unlike you, I really want to know God's Will in this matter. And not just because it concerns my personal life. There are many who look to the pastors of LBC for guidance and there may be other lonely Christians struggling with questions such as mine.

Admonishingly Yours,

Handmaiden

My dear Handmaiden,

Turn this around: Why are you insistent on marriage? Are you really so eager to perform those disgusting wifely duties ? (I didn't think so...) If it's not to legitimize hanky-panky, then the only reason to get married is to <how to put this politely...> glom on to some poor sucker's estate. Of course a woman of taste and breeding such as yourself would not be so crass.

Conversation and chaste companionship you can have without marriage, and with a chaperone if necessary.

I assume there is nothing in the oven that requires a holy marriage-ceremony purification? <apologies for my bluntness>

I'm confused by the source of your determination.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Zettainia, do you have any biblically based insights as to my situation? If not, please move your "discussion" elsewhere.

Unlike you, I really want to know God's Will in this matter. And not just because it concerns my personal life. There are many who look to the pastors of LBC for guidance and there may be other lonely Christians struggling with questions such as mine.

Admonishingly Yours,

Handmaiden

It seems the safest bet is for you to become a widow.

Is that somehow possible?

[handmaiden]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Zettainia, do you have any biblically based insights as to my situation? If not, please move your "discussion" elsewhere.

Unlike you, I really want to know God's Will in this matter. And not just because it concerns my personal life. There are many who look to the pastors of LBC for guidance and there may be other lonely Christians struggling with questions such as mine.

Admonishingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Funny.
The Catholics say the exact same thing.

Well, maybe everyone is right. Maybe you are retarded.

[Zettania]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

You seem to be a bit retarded, I will type this slowly for you.
We True Christians® do not debate the word of God, we follow them. If God says that Homersexurals are bad and will go to hell, who are we to question His wisdom? Our Pastors are not dicktaters they are loyal servants of our Lord, they help guide His flock. Why do you continue to spit on the face of Jesus, we are here to Glorify Him not defile Him.

Funny.
The Catholics say the exact same thing.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

If we don't debate on what the bibles true meaning is then how can we tell the truth apart from the evil lies of dictator-like priests and pastors?

You seem to be a bit retarded, I will type this slowly for you.
We True Christians(R) do not debate the word of God, we follow them. If God says that Homersexurals are bad and will go to hell, who are we to question His wisdom? Our Pastors are not dicktaters they are loyal servants of our Lord, they help guide His flock. Why do you continue to spit on the face of Jesus, we are here to Glorify Him not defile Him.

[Zettania]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

If we don't debate on what the bibles true meaning is then how can we tell the truth apart from the evil lies of dictator-like priests and pastors?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

It's just that I don't end up in hell if I should ever rape a woman like you guys.

Look lady, we are not rapist. Why are you claiming we are?
Why do you hate Sweet Jesus?

[Zettania]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Why are you derailing Handmaidens thread?
Why do you hate Jesus?
Are you a slut, you seem to have a lot of questions about sluts.

It's just that I don't end up in hell if I should ever rape a woman like you guys.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Afraid are we now sir Benedict A. Davis?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

But silver shekels hasn't been used in many many years and the bible say "Sliver Shekels" so I can't give her father dollars.
Like you guys always say, the bible is always right and must be taken literally at all times.
That advise of your might have sent me to hell but it's ok, you're only human.

Why are you derailing Handmaidens thread?
Why do you hate Jesus?
Are you a slut, you seem to have a lot of questions about sluts.

[Zettania]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Afraid are we now sir Benedict A. Davis?

[Zettania]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

Ok child I will play what if one more time then it will be your turn to say something intelligent.
If she has no father then the ranking male in her family then her Pastor if there are no other males.
You would have to get the exchange rate for sheckels then pay her dad off.

No more troll like questions will be answered.

But silver shekels hasn't been used in many many years and the bible say "Sliver Shekels" so I can't give her father dollars.
Like you guys always say, the bible is always right and must be taken literally at all times.
That advise of your might have sent me to hell but it's ok, you're only human.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Am I Permitted to Remarry?

And again, what if she doesn't have a father and let's say that if I were to rape a virgin woman should I then give her father $50 or would I have to custom make these fifty shekels?

Ok child I will play what if one more time then it will be your turn to say something intelligent.
If she has no father then the ranking male in her family then her Pastor if there are no other males.
You would have to get the exchange rate for sheckels then pay her dad off.

No more troll like questions will be answered.