[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

You've seen evil huh? You think that these puppet politicians are scary? They're a joke. Why don't you tell me whats so scary about them; no seriously, I could use a good laugh. You know scary like a fish knows flying. The mormons that you are so afraid of are just looking for fame, not power. C'mon, you think they care enough about your church to single it out and bring it down. All they care about is how many people know their names and how many lines of china white they can snort before they pass out. If one of these clowns can damage your religion, it probably wasn't very strong to begin with.

Dawkins is no politician dumbass. He is a secular scientist and he insists on using logic and facts to attack Christianity by proving there is no supernatural. Since the cowardly bastard insists on living in England we can’t get him into court and do justice which is an outrage. His books make the top seller lists and atheism has been shooting off like weed in this country. The man in a mental pervert, God only gave us those facts to help celebrate Him, not attack him.

As for Hillary Clinton she a woman and no fifty year man, no many how many other women she humps. She’s nobodies puppet, at lest nobody good. She out there to turn all our daughters into jackbooted, femnazi, lesbians like her by socializing our medicine. The fact that she is not a puppet is why she is evil because if she was a good person she would listen to us and Jesus, like GW Bush does, and not having opinions of her own. If she becomes president we will be right back in the economic disaster of the ‘90s and those crushing balanced budgets. We’ll mind as start opening the soup kitchens right now for the masses of 3% unemployed.

That goes for that drunken walrus Ted Kennedy too, he’s out of control. Instead of knuckling down and listing to good people like us he insists on doing his own evil nonsense. All that helping the poor and other anti-Christian crap. He’s just plane evil and Jesus hates him! That’s what you get for letting a Catholic into government.

There are a lot of more things to be afraid of than 50 year old men with hemorrhoids.

You really are a dumb kid, aren’t you? Yes, the really dangerous people who run things in our society are a bunch of twenty something going on fourteen, failed to launch kids like you.

(On a side note, the whole "14 year old kid with acne living with his mommy" profile doesn't fit me. I promise. It's jaded and makes me think you've got no better way of detering me than trying to make me cry myself to sleep.)

I’d care what you claim you are, you act like an acne covered basement dweller. “Look at me, I’m soo scarryy” (snort) Kid, you’re transparent.

In my carrier here at Landover I’ve had lesbians try cutting my balls off, Wickers spit their AIDS tainted blood at me, DEMONcrats steal my state government, Amish suicide bombers, Jesuit death squads, Belgians, ... the list of people who have attacked me is long. Frankly kiddy Satanist like you don’t even register on my threat meter.

Anyway, my Dick is bigger than yours’.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

mormons

m o r o n s...typo though I think the implication is the same

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Harpo,

Let's cut to the chase here. Right now Hilary Clinton, Richard Dawkins and Ted Kennedy rampage across the land like a mockery of the trinity and you think we are going to shocked by some kid Satanist in his mommy's basement?

Richard Dawkins shocks and scares us Christians. In one book he does more damage to our faith than your entire hooky religion ever will for all it's plastic pitchforks. I've seen evil and you an't it so cut it out.

You've seen evil huh? You think that these puppet politicians are scary? They're a joke. Why don't you tell me whats so scary about them; no seriously, I could use a good laugh. You know scary like a fish knows flying. The morons that you are so afraid of are just looking for fame, not power. C'mon, you think they care enough about your church to single it out and bring it down. All they care about is how many people know their names and how many lines of china white they can snort before they pass out. If one of these clowns can damage your religion, it probably wasn't very strong to begin with. There are a lot of more things to be afraid of than 50 year old men with hemorrhoids.

(On a side note, the whole "14 year old kid with acne living with his mommy" profile doesn't fit me. I promise. It's jaded and makes me think you've got no better way of detering me than trying to make me cry myself to sleep.)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Quite. But I do not do this for myself, I do this for my Dark Lord.



hehehehe, trust me I'm not fretting and I'm damned sure I'm not giving my soul to Jesus.

Harpo,

Let's cut to the chase here. Right now Hilary Clinton, Richard Dawkins and Ted Kennedy rampage across the land like a mockery of the trinity and you think we are going to shocked by some kid Satanist in his mommy's basement?

Richard Dawkins shocks and scares us Christians. In one book he does more damage to our faith than your entire hooky religion ever will for all it's plastic pitchforks. I've seen evil and you an't it so cut it out.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

I have to say, I never realised that "a life of luxury and hedonism" included quite so much time spent hanging around on Jesus' Favourite Forums making unbelievably lame attempt to bait Christ's Servants before.

Quite. But I do not do this for myself, I do this for my Dark Lord.

Oh poor little child. Don't fret! We'll save your soul fer Jesus!

hehehehe, trust me I'm not fretting and I'm damned sure I'm not giving my soul to Jesus.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

I did just that and now live a life of luxury and hedonism and I've gotta say it feels great.

I have to say, I never realised that "a life of luxury and hedonism" included quite so much time spent hanging around on Jesus' Favourite Forums making unbelievably lame attempt to bait Christ's Servants before.

[Anna Marie Raven]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Hmmm, you accepted Jesus and what did he give you...a face as ugly as sin. Listen, turn away from a holy life (a simple selling of the soul is all that's required) and you can have anything you want -- including a face that doesn't induce vomitting. I did just that and now live a life of luxury and hedonism and I've gotta say it feels great.

Oh poor little child. Don't fret! We'll save your soul fer Jesus!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

I am tired of people making fun of my looks. It wasn't my fault that momma tossed me in front of a Mack truck doing 55MPH when I was five years old!!!!

Hmmm, you accepted Jesus and what did he give you...a face as ugly as sin. Listen, turn away from a holy life (a simple selling of the soul is all that's required) and you can have anything you want -- including a face that doesn't induce vomitting. I did just that and now live a life of luxury and hedonism and I've gotta say it feels great.

[Anna Marie Raven]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Ah, I'm flattered sugah, but ah already got me a man

[MarkBroccardo]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

My my my. A man not afraid to express his opinion!

Thanks Anna. How would you lke to go on a date with me?

[Anna Marie Raven]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Or maybe I could scalp that mullet off your head and try to pass myself off as Joe Dirt?

I am tired of people making fun of my looks. It wasn't my fault that momma tossed me in front of a Mack truck doing 55MPH when I was five years old!!!!

My my my. A man not afraid to express his opinion!

[MarkBroccardo]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Friend; you'd scare a negro off a pie. You could have a heart of gold and people's first choice is still going to be that you should be buried somewhere. Maybe you're moving a little too quick. Why don't you try making friends with a vagrant or something and work on your people skills.

Or maybe I could scalp that mullet off your head and try to pass myself off as Joe Dirt?

I am tired of people making fun of my looks. It wasn't my fault that momma tossed me in front of a Mack truck doing 55MPH when I was five years old!!!!

[Deaner]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

I realize I am not very easy on the eyes, but my good heart makes up for it.

Friend; you'd scare a negro off a pie. You could have a heart of gold and people's first choice is still going to be that you should be buried somewhere. Maybe you're moving a little too quick. Why don't you try making friends with a vagrant or something and work on your people skills.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Will God forgive me?

Of course God will forgive you! Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page and make a love offering to Jesus, to ensure Guaranteed Salvation©!

[MarkBroccardo]

Re: Ready to make a commitment

Will God forgive me?